1. Hair Gel (as recommended by Shane Carr)
2. Acts as an anti- frizz for hair!
3. Eyebrows? (can't remember why but someone said they use it there????)
4. Some people use it when putting on Eye Shadow
5. The obvious one... For chapped lips
6. Some people put it on their teeth when on stage??
7. It prevents Wet-suit rashes! (really)
8. Used for nappy rash
9. Used for any rash really...
10. Ohh when you have a cold some people put it on their noses from not using super soft tissues!!!!
11. Some people use it on cuts??
12. For shiney nails (Maria suggested it?)
13. Ohh we used Vaesline in a science experiment once....
14. Can be used in making paper-maché
15. Prevents plaster-paris from sticking to the skin!
16. Lube......
17. The sun cream Vaseline prevents sun burn on the lips!!!
18. The aloe-vera Vaseline soothes sun burnt lips!!
19. Shoe Shiner.. (Tried and Tested by Maria!!)
20. It's an anti- rust.. (or so Steven says...)
21. Rugby players use it on their ears?
22. Loads of people just wear it as a lip gloss!!
23. Can be used as a moisturiser if ya are really desperate!!!
24. It's a lubricant for anything really
25. Maeve says she puts it on her eyelashes?
26. Prevents friction!
27. Helps to remove rings in the event that they get stuck on your finger?
28. Used in manicures
29. Also used in pedicures..
30. Apparently it helps gets splinters out of your finger!!

Now for ya!!!!!!

Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the lecturer makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"

Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the lecturer to focus the overhead projector.

Sit in the front and color in your textbook.

When the lecturer calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"

Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the lecturer to speak louder.

Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.

Squint thoughtfully while giving the lecturer strange looks. In the middle of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode of Starsky and Hutch.

Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the lecturer says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.

Sing your questions.

When the lecturer calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."

Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.

Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".

Stare continually at the lecturer's crotch. Occassionally lick your lips.

Address the lecturer as "your excellency".

Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the lecturer if he's been drinking.

Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.

Ask whether you have to come to class.

Relive your school days by leaving chalk stuffed in the blackboard dusters.

Watch the lecturer through binoculars.

Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

When the lecturer turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"

Correct the lecturer at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.

Sit in the front row reading the lecturer's graduate thesis and snickering.

Claim that you wrote the class text book.

Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!"

Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.

Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.

Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the lecturer answers.

Interrupt every few minutes to ask the lecturer, "Can you spell that?"

Wink at the lecturer every few minutes.

In the middle of lecture, ask your lecturer whether he believes in ghosts.

Laugh heartily at everything the lecturer says. Snort when you laugh.

☆2,500 lefties die each year using products designed for righties
☆4,000 people are injured by teapots each year.
☆40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals(go da happy meals)
☆83% of people hit by lightning are men.
☆A butterfly has 12,000 eyes.
☆A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel.
☆A hippopotamus can run faster than a man.
☆A kangaroo can only jump if its tail is touching the ground.
☆A mule won't sink in quicksand but a donkey will.
☆A pencil will write in zero gravity, upside down and under water.
☆There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.
☆The world's chickens lay around 400,000,000,000 eggs each year.
☆A person usually chews a piece of gum 5,500 times before spitting it out.
☆A six-pound sea hare can lay 40,000 eggs in a single minute.
☆A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans
☆A whale's penis is called a dork