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Mrs. Casey is the reason the participants of the Special Olympics are special.

Ken Lyons has recently changed his middle name to "Fucking".

Accidents caused by not sending chain emails on is Mr. Hannon at work.

Woodie once walked down Main Street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Cathal Reynolds kills 14 white people at the end of every week just to prove he is not a racist.

Christy Tynan won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Mr. Burke could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Matt Coady's moustache hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in France

Mr. Kerrins can divide by zero.

When Declan Askin does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Ms. Casey was a hidden playable character on Mortal Kombat 2 on the Sega Genesis.

There are in fact 31 letters of the English Alphabet however only Mr Askin knows what the extra 5 letters are.

Occasionally Jackie Deffley will call up the Power Rangers (and Clint Eastwood) just to say hi.

Matt Coady can believe it's not butter.

Liam Fallon once ate a banana without having to peel it.

Every piece of furniture in Mr. Moran's house is a Total Gym

In a recent interview, Mr. Woods told the Connacht Telegraph that his most memorable role was when he played the third breast on the hooker in "Total Recall".

Eddie Clarke caught all 386 pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won't trade any of them for anything.

Liam Fallon broke his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the paralympics.

Ken Lyons frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the be-jesusssss out of little kids.

If you look in a mirror and say "Mc Aree" three times, he will appear and kill your entire family... but at least you get to see Mr. McAree.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Mr. Hennigan, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

Superman owns a pair of Bill Rance pyjamas.

Inspired by the movie Alien vs. Predator, Bull Mc Cabe has begun work on a screen play tentatively titled, "Alien, Predator, Frankenstein, Wolfman, The Mummy and a Whole Shitload of Vampires vs. Bull Mc Cabe."

The reason there has been so many different Batman's is because Miss Flaherty kept killing them off.

When Mr. Kelleher is smiling, he just killed your dad.

Dermott Foy doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Dermott Foy.

Much like the sun, Miss Shally will cause blindness if looked at for prolonged periods of time.

For Cathal Reynolds, every day is Dolmio Day.

If nails are really good, they are as hard as Mr. Woods.

Mr Mc Suibhne can fit through the eye of a needle.

When doctors try to take Mr. Mc Cormack's pulse, Mr. Mc Cormack removes theirs.

Mr. Clarke owns millions of websites. All end in ‘‘.pooch.’’

Dermott Foy was the first person to tell the chicken crossing the road joke. When the person didn't get it, Dermott Foy killed them. (possibly bored them to death)

The beast of Craggy Island it turned out was in fact, Miss Flaherty.

Mr. Askin can find things Google didn't know existed.

Every singer ever is miming to Miss Hiney.

Jackie Deffley brushes his teeth with barbed wire.

Judgement Day will only happen when Miss Loftus or Miss Bergin get a phone call from God.

Mr Kelleher doesn't have friends or family. Only victims.

Jimmy Woods is the only reason Eddie Clarke gets up in the morning.

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan
borrowed two euro from Ken Lyons and forgot to pay him back

Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Mr. Dunne. N

Muse are set to release a live DVD and CD package of their June 2007 Wembley Stadium shows entitled 'HAARP'.

The release features a DVD focusing on the band's second night at the stadium, which took place on June 17, while the CD was recorded on the opening night, on June 16.

The DVD extras of 'HAARP' will also include behind the scenes footage and a photo gallery.

Both are released on March 17.

The tracklisting of the DVD is:

'Knights Of Cydonia'
'Hysteria'
'Supermassive Black Hole'
'Map Of The Problematique'
'Butterflies And Hurricanes'
'Hoodoo'
'Apocalypse Please'
'Feeling Good'
'Invincible'
'Starlight'
'Time Is Running Out'
'New Born'
'Soldier's Poem'
'Unintended'
'Blackout'
'Plug In Baby'
'Stockholm Syndrome'
'Take A Bow'

The tracklisting of the CD is:

'Knights Of Cydonia'
'Hysteria'
'Supermassive Black Hole'
'Map Of The Problematique'
'Butterflies'
'Invincible'
'Starlight'
'Time Is Running Out'
'New Born'
'Unintended'
'Microcuts'
'Stockholm Syndrome'
'Take A Bow

Shite! Gettin serious now!

Level 8 Course Choices:
1. GY201 Commerce
2. GY101 Arts
3. MH102 Music Technology
4. GY202 Commerce (International) with French