If I don't speak in fashion terms, I get confused

I got the funk. It's right here, in this box.

...and that's why I don't like cricket.

You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?

The doctors have confirmed the worst... someone's copying me.

What happens on the roof stays on the roof!

If you want I will take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs pain, order up some violent quiche...

All hats suit me, my hair's virtually a hat.

My MIRROR BALLS!!! Look at them SHINE!!!

[Naboo] This is black magic. This is hardcore. Don't mess with the occult.
[Vince] I thought that it was good for you!
[Naboo] That's Yakult!

Duh duh duh...........Peacock Dreams!

Oh boohoo! Do I look like a reasonable man? Or a peppermint nightmare?!?

If you do that I'll come at you like a nun sandwich!

Well at least I think that's what happened, I wasn't watching I was having a wank!

Shit Off

Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

Hold me

There Ain't no door back there, It's a toilet!!

Bunny rape

Ohh Monkey Hands And Frozen Legs, Monkey Hands And Frozen Legs The Ultimate Combination

I've Got A Mangina!

My Name Is Blue, And I Like The Colour Zac!

Go get run over by cancer you son of a bitch!

What are you a chav? I'm well spanish mayyyte

I'm Hayley And I Play Drums!

I was thinking... Hey, we could be like robots! And then we were...

I'll just take that
[referring to the Egg of Mantumbi], have a piss and be off.

D'you guys ever think I'll get a tan? no, I don't either.

Paramore... it just rolls off the tounge, parallaarraaaamoouuree.

We've been good looking since the begining, girls have just now started realising.

I'm hayley I play drums... NO I mean no, I sing! i don't play anything!

Paramore... it just rolls off the tounge, parallaarraaaamoouuree.

Apparently I don't have very big boobs. I don't know what they're talking about, I really don't.

'...one time God told me it was unhealthy to be so popular...'

This girls Mum was really rude to me, so I beat her over the head with my purse

Do whatever the fuck you want because you only live once and if I die tomorrow, I wanna die HAPPY. I don't wanna WISH I did something... I DO it every day. I'm ME and no one is gonna tell me I shouldn't do this or that.. & this goes for everyone. It doesn't matter if you're family or friends dont truely understand you. YOU have to be happy. Because who else matters in the end?'

I'll never let thiis go, but I can't find the words to tell you... I don't want to be alone..

I'll never let thiis go, but I can't find the words to tell you... I don't want to be alone..

If I smile and don't believe Soon I know I'll wake from this dream. Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken. Hello I am the lie living for you so you can hide. Don't cry

If people are making fun of you, then you must be doing something right.