Down for what ever!
ok it's been a while since ive had a rant on this so here goes.......
some of you may or may not have noticed that there is now an option on bebo to add your realationship status. one of the options that ive seen alot of people put is 'down for whatever'.
what does that even mean? are you up for a bit of beastiality? a spot of incest maybe? ass to mouth?
i know why not just write that youre single instead of sounding like some desparate sexual deviant!
just a thought!

Public Warning:
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don"t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can"t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you"re supposed to read? Do you think every thing you"re supposed to think? Buy what you"re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you"re alive. If you don"t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned

Being British
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most British thing of all?
Suspicion of all things foreign!


FRANCE
..............actually id rather not get started on the french.

how to do this :

for the cheeky peeps
BACK,SACK and = < moon > without the spaces

for the addicts
= < bebo > without the spaces

for the Irish
< clover > without the spaces

for charity
< rednose >

CUTE SKITTLES.!
< wild >
< fresh >
< snappy >
< sweet >
< flirty >
< classic >

☺ - Alt 1
☻ - Alt 2
♥ - Alt 3
♦ - Alt 4
♣ - Alt 5
♠ - Alt 6
• - Alt 7
◘ - Alt 8
○ - Alt 9
◙ - Alt 10
♂ - Alt 11
♀ - Alt 12
♪ - Alt 13
♫ - Alt 14
☼ - Alt 15
► - Alt 16
◄ - Alt 17
AND Alt . . . So On
HOLD DOWN ALT THEN PRESS THE NUMBER MITE NOT WORK ON LAPTOPS
OR COPY & PASTE

-----\,.------- Put this on
--- <@ )-------- your bebo if
-----("""""¬¬/\--- you know someone
------\____/--- who has been pecked
---------||------ to death by chickens- or should be for eating those caged hen Eggs- YOU BASTEREDS!!!

What is a cat
Cats do what they want,

They realy listen to you (and just give evils eyes back)

They are totaly unpredictiable

They are totaly independent

When you want to play, they want to be left alone

When you want to be left alone they want to play

They are moody

They leave hair everywhere

You are the PET the cat is the owner.

If you die a cat will find a new home.

My conclusion is :-Cats are litte WOMEN in FUR coats.

Also little sex kittens do grow up to be fat cats with claws.
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Dogs

Dogs lie around all day on the most comftable piece of furniture.

They can hear acan of food open 2 streets away, But cant hear people in the same room.

When you want to play, they want to play

When you want to be left alone, they want to play

when your sleeping, they want to play

When they cant get what they want they beg

They leave stuff all over the house

If your horrible to it , a dog will still be your best friend

They love playing with thier balls.

My conclusion is:- Dogs are men in fur coats.

ill be back next time with more thoughts on the world