Ok so before you here from aspama binallen and pemswar about sticky pussys or whatever cos they cant keep their mouths shut this is what happened. Trip down to glasgow to see girls aloud, drinkn on the train all good fun, i cudnt feel ma legs i was so drunk when we pulled in to Queen St station. Went to the hotel blah blah blah, started getting ready...we decided that it would be a good idea to bring water bottles filled with vodka and lemonade so it was cheaper, but where to hide them hmmmmm...wel we deiceded to put them in our skirts, but sams was too tight (made her look like she had a penis) so me n emma did it. Altho guess whos explodes...yep thts right, moi! tried to to it agen and guess what happened! yup exploded agen then beep beep taxi was ther. so unfortunately i had to spend the hole night with my thighs sticking together and wet pants.not good. damn whoever invented those sports cap water bottles xxxx

Sam - In priory one night " hey guys i was just thinking do you wana go to priory sometime soon" hahahahahah

This is written mostly by emma, Tasha- When she is drunk " see what i think im gone, I am sooooo gone, hey do any of you's know when i went" what a nobber!

Emma - When a random comes over and asks for a light of my fag " nah sorry i dont do that kinda thing" hehehehehe what a hoooot

Sam - "i love my flacey jayket, i threw it on the floor and then tryed to look for it but felt like a mink"

Me (aparently..hmmm) "i'll just get a box of wine a bottle is never enough"

Emma - The morning of new year " seriously tasha i cant feel my ankles" Tashas reply "nah its cool i get tht aswell" im sure it isnt normal tho tasha!?

All of us - After watchin high school musical about 12 times " get ur head in the game.... if u wana be cool follow one simple rule"

All of us on new years - " going now" " sky ploose" "glowves" "caaaar"

mi pops - "Am i blazin, am i bleezin, or am i boozy?!"

Emma - "i dont eat pig at all, i only eat chicken and pork sauages"

Emma - "a beetroot is an onion ye?"

Emma - "is steak beef?"

Peter Kay (and us wen headin home afta a nyt out) "going now going now, get curtains drawn"

Garlic Bread!!!!!!

"No curry sauce"

Sam - "Mary Jane!"

"smack that, u want a drink?, "smack that" yeh ok, "smack that", wot u want? "smack that blue wkd?..........."

Morning after -"oh my god i cant believ i did that,im never drinkn again!"

"Something Kinda OOOOOOOH"

"Cockmuncher!!"

"im a head fuck"

favourite yet most lethal question of the nyt "Shots?"

Our ultimate favourite "its not his fault hes a dick,his mams an alcoholic,his dads an alcoholic, his brothers an alcoholic, and u no wot.....hes an alcoholic"

one of tasha n emmas pointless conversations
Emma- " what you thinkin?" Tasha" see those lillies they drink so much water" Emma - "WHAT!" Tasha - " i have never had flowers tht drink as much and the ones round the bottom droop when the top ones havent even bloomed"

Emma - "guys why dont u care that i just punched a girl in the face!!"

Emma " ok really i cant pull anymore of michaels friends".............later that nite!"i cant believe i pulled another one of his friends"

Tasha - when she seen someone she didnt want to in jam - nice n akward. " ok now i have to get really drunk........... i just got four doubles and 4 shots!!"

Tasha & Emma's new songs " D O G , D O G, D O G and that is what ******'s is"
"* * * * *, * * * * *, * * * * *, and hes a f*ckn c*ock munch"

Emma- "Seriously...another one of michaels friends" haha u just cant resist the BOD'ers.

Emma - "i is jus listl bits bowwzy mess" wot are you saying emma lol

aspama binallen, pemswar pemswarison, & nobby wilzer -ledgends!!!!!!!