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Fosters Monster
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Male, 29,
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- from haverhill
- I am Single
- Member since: February 2005
- Last active: 4/13/12
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Made Me Giggle!
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's bonnet.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear trousers don't you?
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.
He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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A Few Links
Official Yamaha XT660 Website/Forum.
www.xt660.com
Exactly What It Says, Bikers From East Of England Arranging Rideouts & Lots Of Freindly Chat On Forum.
www.eastofenglandbikers.com
Forum For Haverhill & District Motorcycle Club, Info On Meetings, Events & Rideouts.
www.haverhillanddistrictmcc.org
My Videos On You Tube!! All Either Put Together By Me Or Filmed By Me...
http://www.youtube.com/profile_video...
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Ello =) long time no speak i'm 16 now i turned it 2 weeks ago but still in fucking school lol god dam it gotta leave at 17. So you ok? I'm with me bf right now wbu? Tabb bacc
hi mate how are you? is ther n e time you can talliam on the back of your bike mate cos i loves moter bike's ok mate
Cheers Just getting all the legal stuff in now so not in the best of world my life at the moment. Here you got a wee bundle of joy arrive?? Male or Female??
Well fosters hows things with the new bike? Just posting here as well as the xt660 forum about a left hand wing mirror. You dont have one do you?
hi mate can you tell your dad i got the aol up & runing now but & can you cent him to tell me how much do o him thank you mate chat to you later on some time ok mate bye for now
what a piece of shit.............................. .........................
Well boss hows things going? Hows the new bike then? Davidsoimtold from swason was looking you to contact him if you can about any spare parts you have from your old XTX. As you know he came off his bike and is now trying to repair it all. (Dont know wheather hes been in contact with you??)
STUD...........MEh ite buddy, wubu2, hows u bin wubu2... we gota meet up soon, its been to long, wb j
im not sure were that is lol. do u pass nr fakenham, what type of bike show, oh ive lost ur mob number, can u send me a txt so ive got it again, i broke my phone and my numbers were on it lol my number, 07917365450, wb j
ite m8, im great, the bike is all fixed up now, when is it n were? wb j
Well hows things, love the piccies of XT meet and of your fazer + tastey can. Have a nab on the XT forum as ive posted a link in the piccies/video section of my trip to Mallory park (for free). You will like + should have the 2 videos up soon as well. Tunnel of fun is the best.
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hi head just type in the way i sent it on my last message it shud work. then go 2 fz1 corner. i love the bike head i had an r1 before it the fz is much more fun and there so much u can do with it to make it a one off.i went down two teeth on the front cog there some lift in it now whooo.
Hi head like the choice of ride u shud go on this site lots of good tips and a gerat bunch of lads and ladys any amount of avice for fz1 gen2. Fazer Owners Club - Unofficial - Massage Board - Yuku
Had 165mph out of her, she hits the speed in no time, luv the power and torque, handles good 2, fancy an R1 next year tho, just c what happens
kool skin. pc fixed AGAIN for now wouldnt load up atall ffs he removed my graphics card tho cuz he said it was gettig hot and put new motherboared in i mean wtf....so im using my onboared graphics card. anywayz bored init have luv x
Cheers m8, no a bad bike of urs 2, how fast u had her?
hey hows u, long time no see, wubu2, is there any eoeb ride outs soon were we could meeet up, i i wanna see ur new bike lol, wb j
We was getting ready to go out for a piss up. We was taking lots and lots of pictures. When Chantelle made me her and Keshia do what she called a "Big D Pose" So this is your picture. Congratulations
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