Moneybags Norman

Why can't bebo and facebook combine so I don't have to check both because all of my friends are retards.

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  • Garçon, 26, Câlins 168
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  • Membre depuis: February 2005
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I suffer from Ataraxia.
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I am John Norman

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I own a Tophat.
Music
Metallica, Mostly I listen to Metal but I also like other kinds of music. Boy I sure enjoy not hearing rave music.
Films
I watch a lot of movies, more then you most likely. I watch a lot of shit movies because they are really funny.
Authors
Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Adams, Scott Adams (his non Dilbert books "God's Debris" and "The Religion War").
Sports
I'm a Club '59 Committee member (oh the power!) and also like violent sports like boxing, wrestling, UFC. Recently I've started to enjoy F1.
Scared Of
Idiocracy coming true. It really seems likely. Some of my friends have been infected with the Solanum virus and I hope I never get it.
What makes me happy in my pants
Decent films, having fun, free things, being able to use Photoshop, making people happy, porn, swords and the like, computers when they work, clever people.
What grinds my gears
Censorship, Stupid people who don't know it, arseholes, grumpy people, Muffy, working, not being extravagantly rich, people who take bebo too seriously, emo's and goth's and neds and many many more social classes and the like, people who don't shut up about religion. I'll stop now as I could go on forever.

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  • John Norman, Scientist!

    Actual science has now caught up with what I've been doing for years.

    People think I'm strange for writing about such subjects but now real scientists are working on the same thing and it has useful outcomes.

    I may of saved your life, you're welcome!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/...

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  • Michael Jackson is dead.

    These are the last words he said before he died.

    This is the story all about how my pulse got flipped turned upside down, Now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I had cardiac arrest in Bel Air. In Gary Indiana born and raised, In the plastic surgeon room is where I spent most of my days, chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool when a couple of parents said I was up to no good said I was molesting their kids in the neighborhood. I got in one little incident and the police got mad and said "Were taking away your Neverland Ranch" I said I'll do a big concert tour, and when it came near I needed a trainer my body couldn't take anymore. One morning I woke up and felt pain, I said "Nah forget it, YO HOLMES LETS TRAIN" The next day around 11 or 12, blood stopped rushing to my heart valve, I collapsed on the floor, I yelled to the world yo holmes smell ya later, Slipped into a coma and I was finally there, dead of cardiac arrest at my home in Bel Air.


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  • Swine flu lol!

    Heard about swine flu but too lazy to find out what it's all about? Read this

    The last flu outbreak of this nature was in the 1920's and infected 40% of earth. It killed 50 million people has has a fatality percentage of about 2%. The flu mostly killed young adults.

    This new swine flu so far (it is early) has a fatality percent of 6 or 7%. It also kills young adults. Better travel (airplanes lol) mean it can spread easier. So potentially this can fuck you up.

    Also I bet you're comparing this to bird flu. You fool!

    Shit like this mutates from infecting pig or birds to being able to infect humans. which, like bird flu, it's managed to infect humans. Since there are lots of birds they can infect lots of humans.

    Swine flue however has mutated in to a sort of x-man sort of flu, now swine can infect humans but also humans can infect humans as well. Oh those crafty pigs, it's like animal farm all over again.

    GO SCIENCE!

    To Madagascar! Lets hope Robodoctor can find a cure in Greenland in time!

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  • Al MacPhee
    luv Al MacPhee

    I saw someone just like you in Rothes today. Aren't I lucky.

    Il y a 5 semaines via Mobile
  • Al MacPhee
    Al MacPhee

    I want a B reg ford escort in blue.

    Il y a 7 semaines via Mobile
  • Glenn McIntosh
    Glenn McIntosh

    sexy. x

    Il y a 8 semaines
  • Sean Fraser
    Sean Fraser

    I am a card!

    Il y a 8 semaines
  • Sean Fraser
    Sean Fraser

    Shexy. I think you should photoshop yourself onto the cover of The Machinist.

    Il y a 8 semaines
  • Katie French
    Katie French

    You had to pick the most strange looking picture of me out there, and the most obscure film! But other than that, thank you :) I feel honoured to be your friend xx

    Il y a 8 semaines
  • Sean Fraser
    Sean Fraser

    Cramming for the pub quiz. Just pressing random page on wikipedia,

    Il y a 8 semaines
  • Lesley
    Lesley

    Oooohhh, Sounds like you had a 5* splendid time! I love fancy expensive things! Yay! I'll keep a look out for your pics to have a nose at them! x

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Lesley
    Lesley

    Glad to hear you had fun, thats what holidays are all about! Did you do anything exciting? I know what you mean about the shock with the weather, you do actually forget how bloody cold it is here! We had a 8 hour delay in Reus airport couple of weeks ago but rather than get pissed off we just watched everyone else get really angry and upset and laughed at them all, it was fun! x

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Lesley
    Lesley

    It's shit being home eh! :( Hope you had a nice holiday! x

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Gaz
    luv Gaz

    Welcome home you swine flu carrying spunk bucket!

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Stuart Fraser
    Stuart Fraser

    Just watched that video that you sent me. WHAT THE FUCK?How do you discover these things?!

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Katie French
    luv Katie French

    Love yoooooo :D xx

    Il y a 10 semaines
  • Sean Fraser
    Sean Fraser

    Arnie? In Rio? Thats just a license to grope.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdIjJ...

    Il y a 10 semaines
  • Sean Fraser
    Sean Fraser

    We have found an uncorrupted hard drive.

    In English please.

    Il y a 10 semaines
  • Richard Steele
    luv Richard Steele

    Does this mean you just purchased your ticket?? Ticketmaster truely does suck!!! I hope that that was Spiderman who attacked Superman in that picture?

    Il y a 10 semaines
  • Sean Fraser
    Sean Fraser

    Hack the gibson.

    Il y a 10 semaines
  • Richard Steele
    Richard Steele

    You think its cum all over his face, you dirty boy you!!! Far too much bummery in this Batman comic your reading!! It might sell out, tenner a ticket on ticketmaster if your def going.

    Il y a 10 semaines
  • Richard Steele
    Richard Steele

    Ohh Nooo Robins melting, what happened to him??
    Good, i will be driving, a magic Saturday night will be had in Inverness that night, im just gonna buy tickets on the door, no way it'll sell out!

    Il y a 10 semaines
  • Richard Steele
    Richard Steele

    Greatest Burgers ..ever!! I was really lucky they didn't get covered in that mega weird dangerous sauce too!! R u wanting to come see the Metallica tribute in the Ironworks in November??

    Il y a 10 semaines