1. We have absolutely no idea where our bag is.. and for some reason, that's ok.

2. Most famously overused quotes:
" Im definatly not drinking wine tonight Tiff"
"There's no way were going to pebbles, we've jst finished work!"
"Not doing shots tonight, only apple sourz, tequila and side-kicks"
"Were u in my taxi last night?"

3. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

4. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too(especially Elmo)

5.We ride the bucking bronco like we're pros wearing the lowest of all tops thinking were cool.

6. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out at just 4 hours ago.

7.when in the bathroom we spend atleast half an hour telling our lives stories to the toilet attendant and sharing their problems (club too far...absolute certainty)

8.When outside we get the sudden urg and dont care where we go cos we cant hold it any longer....even in peoples gardens!! (yes it is illegal and disgusting!!)

9a. drop our 3am chicken pakora and spicy pizzaa on the floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's business.

9b.Tiff thinks that f she hides behind her open pizza box the taxi driver cant see her eating it..................eh guess again sweetheart!

10.We declare to everyone we see, including people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.

11. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"

12. We get very emotional, sometimes for no reason at all.(ha ha)

13. We tend to tell people exactly what we think of them...especially the male species

14.We wake up in the morning having little recollection of the end of night and have to check our sent boxes to start sending the "sorry i text u last night" excuses.....

15. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us(even more so if Tiff is bribed by a free shot!!..EeeASy)

16. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy or in Dropper's case u develop a serious squint!

17. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it

18. We give abuse to the guy behind the bar who we believe has cheated us by giving us just lemonade and blackcurrant, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.

19. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the floor of a toilet...

20. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

20. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it (ha ha thats a favourite)

21. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

22. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.

23. We take our shoes off because we believe it's the shoes' fault that we can't walk straight.

24. We have the urge to phone our best friend when shes in bed sleeping, just to tell her we're drunk and that we love her sooooooooo much!

25.We absolutly love to sing tv adverts to peoples voicemails???(Elmo)

26.We have a mutual agreement with 8ee's that what is said in the taxi, stays in the taxi!!

27.Dropper makes up the most rubbish drinking games with household objects that actually become legendary"

28. WE DO THINGS WE WOULD NEVER DREAM OF DOING SOBER, AND WE DON'T EVEN CARE!!..cos we're a couple of Belters!!!! and i wouldnt have any of it any other way!!

CHECK OUT A YOUNG SOPHIE MCKEE IN MY FLASH BOX VID. TOO FUNNY!!!

Too much information
Well I said you can fall off it
Come on to the back
I said your needles count for something
Guess I'd better sell you now
Guess I bet i'll be around

Singing for your questions
But you've stolen all of my answers
Too much entertainment drove my knights out of their corner
Tell me that you've seen a ghost
I'll tell you what to fear the most

Stop!
I said it's happening again!
We're all wasting away!
We're all wasting away!

Too much information
Well I said you can fall off it
Stitch your part of counterfeit
I'll send you out for hunting
Taking at the roads
Where you're taken for the simple codes

Swimming with the fishes
While the serpent waves his tongue
With a belly full of splinters
Now you see that I'm the one
Tell me that you've seen a ghost
I'll tell you what to fear the most

Stop!
I said it's happening again!
We're all wasting away!
We're all wasting away!

Stop!
I said it's happening again!
We're all wasting away!
We're all wasting away!