The next time some hun idiot, with its mono eyebrow and 4 chins, tries to compare:

HENRIK LARSSON (The king)

to

Brian Laudrup (Jim White's boyfriend - JWB)

Shoot them down with some of these facts...........

1. The King won 4 Scottish Titles.
Jim White's Boyfriend won 3.

2. The King won 2 Scottish Cups.
Jim White's Boyfriend won 1.

3. The King won 4 League Cups.
Jim White's Boyfriend won 2.

4. The King scored 2 goals in a UEFA Cup Final.
Jim White's Boyfriend never played in a UEFA Cup Final.

5. The King was part of a European Cup winning team.
JWB never played in a European Cup Final.

6. The King scored in the Champions League group stages every
season he was in them.
JWB never scored in the group stages of the Champions League.
Not even once. Zero times.

7. The King won 2 Spanish League titles.
JWB lasted 2 Premiership games before quitting.

8. The King scored 242 goals in Scotland.
JWB never even got out of double figures.

9. The King won every available honour/award a footballer
can win in Scotland.
JWB did not.

10. The King won the European Golden Boot.
JWB did not.

11. The King is BRITAIN's top European goalscorer.
JWB is not even in the top 150.

12. The King was voted Sweden's greatest EVER player, ahead of
Llundberg, Ibrahimovic etc.
JWB was not even in Denmark's top 5 ever.
He finished below Erik Bo Anderson.

13. The King scored goals in World Cup 1994, World Cup 2002,
World Cup 2006 as well as Euro 2000 and Euro 2004.
JWB never ever ever scored in an international tournament.
Not even once. Zero times.

14. The King had a national campaign in Spain to get him to stay
on at Barcalona.
JWB admits in his own words on his Scottish club's website
that he was a failure in Germany and England and that Italian
football was not for him.
WE ALL agree with him.

15. The King was awarded an MBE in Britain.
JWB was not.

16. The King was voted the greatest ever foreigner in Scotland
by the Scottish press.
JWB was not.

17. The King is about to turn 34 and had the biggest club in Europe
Barcelona, begged him to stay. Now he'[s playing for Man Utd!!!
JWB was finished at 30. 29 actually, but he came out of
'retirement' at 30 to play with amateurs in Denmark for 2 months.
That was nice of him.

Now, watch 120,000 Barcalona fans and players chant the name of "The
King" and watch Ronaldinho try to persuade him to stay in his farewell
presentation.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkxMr...