Well its that time again boys and girls
time for Sven to go on a random ramble rant type thing to stop from going insane

Random Thoughts

Why to be a nun or priest do you have to be selebate?
What is the point of learning maths when we have computers and calculators?
Why does the saying "Nice guys finish last" exist, we're not in a race, theres no places
How does nuclear Fission work?
Whats the square root of a lemon?
How do those people who can do things like shooting milk out of thier eyes find out they can do those things in the firstplace?
Why wasnt i born a frog?
Whats harder to catch, a greased up pig or a greased up monkey?
When will we perfect time travel?
Who is the poorest person in the world?
Who will be the next person to blow up after eating too much sherbert?
Does the Jedi mind trick actually work....

Im a emo, boy in a emo world, with emo dreams, and emo friends, all day long i do emo things, in emo ways, till the nightime comes and i sleep my emo time away (can anyone tell me why this is stuck in my head, i think it may be a song, if not im worried)

Quiz!!

1. Who is the president of planet 26.537?
a. King Ozarathlot
b. Me
c. The hobo who sleeps on the steps of parliment
d. What the hell is planet 26.537?

2. What is the correct use for a banana?
a. eating
b. as a parachute
c. to get off
d. boom boom clap boom boom boom clap

3. Why cant i think of questions for this quiz?
a. because im tired
b. because this quiz makes no sense
c. ahh duh i smell cookies
d. the answer to that question is best answered by posing another question

4. What of there is the most nutritious?
a. paper clip
b. blue tack
c. staples
d. pencil shavings

5. The man on the radio said?
a. that the winner of the eminem competition is Henry Schofield
b. i regret to report, james brown is dead
c. that president obama is a dirty nigger
d. vince likes little boys booty holes

6. Who do i respect?
a. Dom
b. My parents
c. James
d. Sven? Respect someone? pfsh!
e. Vince
f. The grand high panda

7. Who created the evil moo'ing ducks
a. Thier parents
b. Me and Dom
c. Pegans
d. The bk emo's

8. What song is this line from? Who told you our immortal soul, was a place where our dreams spiral out of control? Who told you that at the end of time, I'd be judged for wasting mine!?
a. Hollywood Undead, Undead
b. Hocico, Forgotten Tears
c. Tactical Sekt, Syncope
d. Nurzery [Rhymes], Du!

Quiz over

This is usually the point where i would mention something about pixies, but the pixies and i arent on speaking terms at the moment after they burnt down my house while they were roasting some little kid over the fire, although he did taste rather nice....So untill they rebuild my house they will not be getting mentioned (except for this ramble about how i wont be mentioning them, though i supose by mentioning them in this ramble about not mentioning them it kind of defeats the purpose of this ramble...ohwel)

I think thats about it for me,
i dont really care if no one reads this
i just did it to kill some time inbetween doing nothing, and doing even more nothing
so to all who waste thier time reading this i want to rip your throat out with my teeth, then when your coughing and spluttering on your own blood, im going to chain you to the floor and set a bunch of rabid dogs on you to eat you alive

toodles