Grant me, O Lord, a hurler's skill
With strength of arm and speed of limb
Unerring eye for the flying ball
And courage to match them what'er befall
May my aim be steady, my stroke be true
My actions manly, my misses few
And no matter what way the game may go
May I part in friendship with every foe
When the final whistle for me is blown
And I stand at last at God's judgment throne
May the great referee when he calls my name
Say 'You hurled like a man, you played the game'.

> >>> 1 A nice bit of ham.
> >>>
> >>> 2 Buttered biscuits.
> >>>
> >>> 3 Diggin Houles.
> >>>
> >>> 4 Saying its too cold to snow
> >>>
> >>> 5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
> >>>
> >>> 6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
> >>>
> >>> 7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
> >>>
> >>> 8 A stretch in the evenings
> >>>
> >>> 9 Lucozade
> >>>
> >>> 10 Accordians
> >>>
> >>> 11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
> >>>
> >>> 12 A dinner dance
> >>>
> >>> 13 Gettin clattered in muck.
> >>>
> >>> 14 Shania Twain.
> >>>
> >>> 15 Hefers
> >>>
> >>> 16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
> >>>
> >>> 17 Steel toe caps.
> >>>
> >>> 18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
> >>>
> >>> 19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
> >>>
> >>> 20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
> >>>
> >>> 21 The smell of fresh dung.
> >>>
> >>> 22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
> >>>
> >>> 23 Work Clothes
> >>>
> >>> 24 A bottle of mineral.
> >>>
> >>> 25 Fightin'.
> >>>
> >>> 26 Puttin on a gansey to stop them from bein foundered
> >>>
> >>> 27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
> >>>
> >>> 28 Being overweight.
> >>>
> >>> 29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
> >>>
> >>> 30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
> >>>
> >>> 31 Drink driving.
> >>>
> >>> 32 Red diesel
> >>>
> >>> 33 The Fear of Change.
> >>>
> >>> 34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
> >>>
> >>> 35 Lying.
> >>>
> >>> 36 Building walls.
> >>>
> >>> 37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
> >>>
> >>> 38 Pretending to like mass
> >>>
> >>> 39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
> >>>
> >>> 40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
> >>>
> >>> 41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
> >>>
> >>> 42 Mohammed Ali.
> >>>
> >>> 43 Machinery.
> >>>
> >>> 44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
> >>>
> >>> 45 A good f**kin read of IrelandsOwn.
> >>>
> >>> 46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
> >>>
> >>> 47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
> >>>
> >>> 48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
> >>>
> >>> 49 Soda farls.
> >>>
> >>> 50 Sponge 'n Custirt
> >>>
> >>> 51 'Amerikay', and anything to do with it.
> >>>
> >>> 52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
> >>>
> >>> 53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
> >>>
> >>> 54 The Ra.
> >>>
> >>> 55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
> >>>
> >>> 56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
> >>>
> >>> 57 Club Orange
> >>>
> >>> 58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
> >>>
> >>> 59 The Foot & Mouth.
> >>>
> >>> 60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
> >>>
> >>> 61 TK Red Lemonade