Jacob George Maximillion Bullfrog Long
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- So im a raging homo sexual, but what of it
- Me, Myself, and I
- <<,<<< SLOPPY BOLLOCKS
AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE PICTURE I TOOK BUTCH PILLS AND THEY WORKED QUITE WELL.
HELLO , I SHOULDNT AVE TO TELL YE"S BOU MYSELF, BASICALLY CAUSE I AM JACOB (BULLFROG) LONG.
I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING, WHY DID MY PARENTS HAVE SEX? AND AT THAT WHY WAS IT UNPROTECTED? WELL I DON'T KNOW, BUT HOPEFULLY IT WON'T GO IN VAIN, HOPEFULLY YOU WILL REALISE YOU DON'T WANT A KID LIKE ME AND YOU WILL HAVE PROTECTED SEX.
IF YOU JUST CAME ON MY PAGE AND DECIDED TO JUDGE ME, FAIR PLAY. UR A WANKER.
#Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now#
#Ne1 wana strip on webcam? add me jacobajackson@hotmail.com#
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- The Other Half Of Me
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What?
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- Yoda wonts to explore inner space, Vader wonts to conquer outer space, and that is the fundamental difference between the good and the bad sides of the force.
- BASING MY LIFE ON:
- http://www.emotioneric.com/ DAN SHANAHAN--OPTIMUS PRIME--STONEY--DIZZIE RASCAL--DADDY G--3 SEPERTAE FRANK THE TANKS--ARSENE WENGER--BILL MURRAY--HUNTER S.THOMPSON--MOFF--DR ALIMANTADO--LEE PERRY--ALBERT HOFMAN--HAILE SELASSIE--BUDHA--PRODIGY--JUSTICE--DAFT PUNK--EDUARDO DA SILVA--MR CLEARY--MR FINN-- MR MC CONNEL--MR QUIGLEY--DOUGIE--SHANE COWLEY (FOR PRUDUCIN BARRY COWLEY)--HENRI MANCINI--POMP--NODDY AND HIS OLE FELLA--GRUNTERS AND SPANKRS--THE TURTLES--PLAN B--ANTI STARBUCKS FOLK--JONNY BEEP BEEP--FUN LOVIN CRIMINALS--LIAM--KELVIN--DR SEUSS--MICKO AND MACKO--DA MAN--THE BIG LEBOWSKI--BILL HICKS--RUSSEL BRAND--PETER COOK--LOCK STOCK--
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- BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM THE BUM BUM BUM THE BUM BUM THE BUM BUM BUM BUMB BUMMMM
WHAT EVER WAY YOU INTERPRET THIS DEFINESYOU AS A PERSON - ZE CRAIC.
- We had two bags of grass, seventy- five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi- colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. - Hate list.
- WEATHER PEOPLE, RULERS TAT SEEM BENDY BUT TURN OUT TO BREAK, WEN UR IN A ROOM WIT MORE THEN ONE JOHN AND THEY START GETTIN CONFUSED AND RUNNIN ROUND LIKE HEADLESS CHICKENS, COLD FEET, HEELYS( ESPECIALLY FAT KIDS ON THEM), BIG FUKIN ROUNDY PIECES OF WOOD THAT JUS RECK MY LIFE, BEING LIKE A GAY MAN MAGNET, SLEEPIN ON CARDBOARD, EVRY1 ON FERGALS HATE LIST, DISTURBIN PHOTOS TAT YE FORGET ABOUT THEN FIND THEM AND UR LIKE "UGHG AHAH", 10 MINUTES TAT SEEM LONGER, DEALING WIT PROBLEMATIC SITTUATIONS, WEN ROWDYNESS TURNS TO PAIN, N.R.B"S DURING SCHOOL, BEIN TO LAZY TO SHAKE AND FEELING THE DRIBBLE DOWN THE LEG, THINKING YE AVE A HALF HOUR B4 SCHOOL THEN REALISIN YE DON"T, WHEN YE CUT UR NAILS TOO FAR BACK, CRUMBS IN BED, COPY WRITE INFRINDGEMENT, GENERAL THINGS SAYIN .DOC ISNT VALID, FUKIN DICTIONARYS, UPSIDE CHIN WHICH IS MADE INTO A MINI FACE . SO ON
- Words To Be Known.
- Spurt:to gush or issue suddenly in a stream or jet, as a liquid; spout ------------Smear: to spread or daub (an oily, greasy, viscous, or wet substance) on or over something: to smear butter on bread. ---------------- Tug: to pull at with force, vigor, or effort. ------------- Scoop: a gathering to oneself or lifting with the arms or hands.
- annoyin things.
- gary frm the westbry, when sum1 sleeps in ur bed and keeps fartin, pigeons, a really big jumper, coz wen ya wear it , its too big and ya look ridicilious, brokin doors, when smoke goes in ur eye, when der is onli 1 yoghurt left and its gone off, a rainy day, wer u had plans to go rollerskating and u had 2 cancel becoz of the wether, when u make a cup of tea and then realise der is no milk, milli walkin into u cause er hoods down. scoopin: just because the water runs out, the word lamp, 72% of iranian people, dogs likin ur feet first ting in the mornin, fallin off urbed or turnin and hitin ur head off the wall, trimmin the hedge, changin light bulbs tat r hard too reach, people pretendin to get over excited, lack of fruit in the house when one feels like a fruit salad, droppin a hammer on ur toe, bus-men, also cave-men and most pre historic men, a maths equation tat doesnt work out, wooden rulers, generally square objects, hungry hippos, gold pens, stickers tat people put on the fridge, and so
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Bob Book 3: In search ofa Babylon.
Sniff Sniff, sounds the horse smelling Bob's dilapidated body on the side of an unknown Peru mountain. Bob awakes haunted. See Bob had began his hunt for his father who apparently joined a brotherhood of monks determined to find the teenage mutant ninja turtles. It was a daunting task for Bob, and it began several years ago, but we have to leave out the years of his male prostitution, so we go back 3 months. Bob had left his newly acquired family, and had no money. He spent year’s yno and then yno he built a boat in the knowledge of a flood. He gained this knowledge from a higher source the rumours has it as bob is the last known person to talk to batman, so they must be true? Bob crewed his boat with numerous mole men; they set of to Mozambique to ensure the safety of their vast range of ducks which would have been surely destroyed in the flood. After fulfilling his duty he had a party inviting everyone he knew, 46,000 mole men showed up along with his old nemesis noddy that was believed to be dead. The party got out of hand and bob woke up covered in noddys excrement and with the vile image of noddy smearing himself with it and putting his cock between his legs. The only memory bob had of that night was making beautiful love to a mole man, he did so as they had the tightest snatches, but bob didn't know that mole men are the ones who get pregnant and the are the most fertile mutants of all. Henry demanded bob moved in with him and take of the baby while Henry continued counting cards in the Philippines. Bob didn't quite fancy this." but you must senior I have no milk in meine udder and if I do to feed mark you have to stay, you know it" said Henry. "No" bob replied, "I must depart". Henry violently swings his tail at bob. Bob ducks and scrambles across the fire. Henry takes out a butcher knife and chases bob. He catches him and cuts him. Bob gets him in a headlock. BANG CUT DROP. Bob lost one of his testicles, he is now fucked. Henry falls to the floor in tears determined to make it up bob, bob try’s to leave but Henry sucks him off, bob begins to enjoy it to much but has a sinister plan, bob pulls out before climax and gives Henry a facial. Henry falls to the floor in tears and gets the knife and cuts his face. Merging the sperm and blood and new mole man is cloned and begins to teabag Henry.
Bob has now escaped and his hunt for C is back on, he does not no where the brotherhood of the T.M.N.T lie but he has an idea that it’s in South America. He heads off in his un-crewed boat pleasantly sails off until he encounters the Bermuda Triangle where nobody survives but bob did and no as you just have to pass the test to get through. Basically being beaten with a dildo for 15 days. Bob had previously been dared to do this and therefore was skilled in the art although he was in extreme agony. His boat crashed into Brazil some time after. He was disorientated and nearly gave up till he remembered:
“You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now.”
Joanne Baez
Bob knew he must go on. He travelled across Brazil twice being robbed. He was now naked and media coverage began to follow him. TV3 began 24/7 coverage. He knew that he’d never find his father with all these people tracking him so he decided to fake his death. He climbed up a mountain a threatened to jump he opened a bottle of tequila and drank it in one. He then began to ‘fuck’ a blow up doll then cut it, people began to get scared. “He’s fucked said Matthew, “ I know he’s a fukin bollocks, id love to box him said Luke, “ I dunno guys” said Jesus, “ yes lets he’s a cunt, lets put grapes in his arse and fuck him” said Judas sinisterly. So bob lay down and through a dummy off the mountain, which was then hit by a train which crashed into a farm filled with geese who killed all the surviving passengers and a plane saw this as it was landing and clipped the top of th0 Comments 691 days
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Bob book 2: Bob to asia and beyond.
Chapter 1: bob doesnt no.
To continue, so bob's in the van and is cana scared, he's blindfolded and can hear funny sounding noises like rubber snapping and all, ye no urself, so he starts frantically moving, trying to escape, he hits sumting hard and hears a man go " gagigiagigaiga", he manages to take his blindfold off and see's the man with the hunchback with a dead chicken in his hand and a pair of pliers with a giant rubber action man in between, bob hits him and , trys to get in to the front of the van, he creeps up to the front to knock out noddy, and sees sumtin horrific, a small mexican man seems to be rubbing noddys penis, bob imdeliatley backs up, and trips over the dead chicken, the mexican heres and in a zambian accent squeels " the man has escaped, he escaped so he did, and i dont care anmyore, noddy u have an ugly helmet". Bob makes an instant move and hits noddy the van starts spinning out of control, and crashes in to what seems to be a herd of pegions, bob has serously hurt his head, so he falls asleep, and when he wakes up the mexican is wanking over his head, bob doesnt even care and befreinds the man, his name turns out to be frank o'donohue. anyway bob is locked in the van so he trys to think of a gud plan, 2 days go's by and bob has tought of his most ingenious idea to that( also frank died of a viagra overdose in this time, he died with his long term companion the chicken)so bob gets franks carcase and throws it at the door, plan didnt work but it turns out the keys wer in the front of the plan, so bob gets out and has no idea wer he is all he can see is a tranny club bout 15 mins up the road so he heads up, when he gets there it turns out there is a strict policy on havin ur cock between ur legs so he had to oblige, when he gets in every1 is philipino and seems to have shaven der gentiles,
Chapter 2: no way.
So bob now knows wer he is, he asks if der is any food, and it turns out der isnt, so he heads for the hills, he robbed sum lads scooter and headed for taiwan, turns out taiwan had been taken over by a super race of australians, he has an amazin idea, he puts on an australian accent, and enters a knife competiotion, he comes third and is rewarded with a boat, so he decides to persue his dream of becoming a naked pirate, with no source of water to be found he decides to go in sum1's backgarden and use der swimming pool, the people got angry but said aslong as he wears a thong saying christmas stuffing he can stay, he agreed but secretley hated this thong, so one nite when they wer asleep, he headed in to the house and smashed the husband over the head with a blender, he decided then he might aswell marry the wife, ye no wat i mean, so yeh he marrys betty, and adopts 7 funny lookin kids, so everthing is going grand, but bobs alcholism is begining to reaccur, he goes to aa and all but after they all go for scoops, so it doesnt help, so he comes home 1 day and falls over a flower pot and pulls down the curtains at this point, the wife has had enough and claims she got a tatto sayin that she loves marty on her arse, so bob gets pissed, off and decideds to go on an epic hunt, for a cetaint C,8 Comments 1147 days
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Bob: book 1, The Incredible Bob.
chapter 1: erly bob
Well once far away in turkey there was a boy called bob. he was fairly ordinary, well thats wat evry1 thought. so he had a dad called c( wich stood for calender) and two aunties called sandy and bambi, he also had a mam but her name is to explicit. neway so yeh bob has reached the age of 11, then 2 years later he's 13, wer 1 of the ,most inflenntuil tings of bobs life happened. so bobs in school and timbo said " ehhhhh ehhhh" so bob looked at him funny and shouted "wat u want dikead" so timbo go's, "why dont u play pokemon cards like evry1 else" so bob thought for about 5 mins, then decided to drop his trousers, and run in to the teachers office proclamin, " if i wanna be a pirate i can". so needless to say he got deported to poland, the year went by and by this time bob had joined a feared group of ruffians, called "The Rowdy Rowdy Pipers". evry1 knew of then pipers. the place wasnt safe wit them around, also bob was a chronis alcoholic, but tas beside the point, so they roamed the streets with buckets and spades, and smashed up flowerpots stole the soil and planted ant attractin plants near the fanciest crayon factorys, the police had to do sumting about it, so one night wen bob was returning to his den the police disguised as doctors jumped out of the bush and fucked a marble at his head and caleed him a "wankerbrow", after this shocking inncident bob new if he stayed with the pipers, he would soon be dead.
chapter 2: a new begining
Bob went to the airport esscorted wit a glass, and his packed bag of rum,so he got to the airport and decided the only place for him was the film capital of the world, india, so he legged it on to the bus, well a plane but he cant pronounce plane. he got to india 3 years later, ass the plane had crashed and he nearly died, and was stranded and der was a whole film based on him, but neway he had finally made it to india, he wlked around and discovered the indians do not speak hungarian as popurly belived, and der was no cowboys, he got fairly p.o.d naturally and assaulted a hard workin teacher hu had jus saved up enough for a holiday, as she had never left india before, but neway he jus legged it and found him self startin a civil war, he joined an in between group called "assfinger" or in english clever young general haters of most citrus fruits. so he erned enough money to finally realise his dream of shooting a horse. so he went to moldova to shoot a horse, as ye do, but discovered tat horses in moldova wer extinct,"hahahaahah", nobhead proclaimed then with out nowing a man called noddy and a man with a hunch bak threw him in2 the bak of a van and drove off. he new it wasnt good and they had already started fiddlin with him.
You'll ave to wait till nxt book to find out wat happens.
or to find out more about bob go to www.markmeister.com
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Gaff Party25 weeks ago++++++++++++++++++++
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Killy Manning26 weeks agohowia!! dat cd mic has is gud!!...dj yoda!!!.......animal!! least u got sumtin righ ya raggin homo!
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Killy Manning29 weeks ago
gud stuff outta arsenal!!!!..............ya puddin bender!!!!
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Gaff Party29 weeks ago
Oi Oi, This Week at Wax were joined by The Paramedic(Nighmaker Records), www.bebo.com/theparamedic this lad is a close personal friend of the Gaff Party lads and he is ready to blow the fuckin roof off the place with his filthy electro stylings come Wednesday, doors are at 11 and Admission is €5, we've loads of dirt cheap gargle and a nice bottle of tesco value vodka to throw into your mouth over the course of the night!!
Expect to hear: Bloody Beetroots, MSTRKRFT, Modeselektor, Dubfire, Boys Noize, Laidback Luke, Housemeister, Miss Kittin & The Hacker, Soulwax, Zombie Nation, D.I.M, Chuckie, Popof, Dave Clarke, SebastiAn, Les Petit Pilous, DeadMau5 and loads More!
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Dylan Redmond30 weeks agoI'd love to eat the hairs on your arse in a nice cold french soup so I would
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Gray31 weeks agooh really?
yeah same.
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Gaff Party31 weeks ago
GAFFPARTY PRESENTS: I LOVE DUBLIN
TONIGHT @ THINK TANK(FORMERLY THE HUB) EUSTACE STREET, TEMPLEBAR!
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ADMISSION=€8/€6 W/FLYER
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Gray31 weeks ago
i kinda presumed it was some prankster!
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Kieran Falvey31 weeks agohaha.. can u not read da bebo chat? im writin 2 u on it now..
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Kieran Falvey31 weeks ago
u wish u cud juggle my dads balls u homo!
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Kieran Falvey31 weeks ago
ye.. ur a puff
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Killy Manning31 weeks ago
PUFF!!!!
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Gaff Party31 weeks ago
HUGE PARTY WEEK COMING UP WITH GAFFPARTY!!!!
WEDNESDAY 15TH, WE HAVE OUR WEEKLY PARTY AT WAX, SOUTH WILLIAM STREET, DOORS @ 11, THIS WEEK WE ARE JOINED BY MY COUSIN JONATHAN(TETRIC), ITS GONNA BE ANOTHER MESSY PARTY WITH LOADS OF DEADLY ELECTRO/HOUSE/ TECHNO AND LOADS OF CHEAP DRINK, ARRIVE EARLY BECAUSE LAST WEEK SOLD OUT AT 12!! ADMISSION IS ONLY €5!
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Gray32 weeks ago
oh stawp
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Rob Byrne38 weeks agoHey!
just a note to let u know i have a new cd available in ALL CITY RECORDS (Dublin) & PLUG'd (Cork) -- you can also buy it online by clicking this link: http://shop.all-cityrecords.com/prod...
HARDEST WORKIN MAN VOL 2 is only 8 euro and features all new tunes & remix's.... support decent music
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u not in newcastle? please tell me ur in work 2nite....
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