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1. Full Name: James Hawes
2. Nicknames: hawesy, jimbo,jimmy, hore!haha
4. Place of Birth: barnstaple
5. Zodiac Sign: picies
6. Male or Female: male
7. Grade: errrr....
8. School: went 2 pilton
9. Occupation: sales advisor
10. Residence: Perth
11. MSN: hawesjames@hotmail.com

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: black
13. Hair Length: short mohawk style!
14. Eye Color: hazel
15. Weight: im gonna claim 10 stone! haha
16. Height: 6ft ish...
17. Braces?: Nope
18. Glasses?: only sunglasses!
19. Piercings: none but plan to get lip and ear pierced!
20. Tattoos: none but planning to get 3! watch this space!
21. Righty or Lefty: lefty!! were a rare bread! haha

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First Best Friend: james england
23. First Award: runners up in cricket league
24. First Sport You Joined:cricket
25. First Pet:cat
26. First Real Vacation:france
27. First Concert: red hot chilli's was the best!
28. First Love: not been in love!

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: hostel!
30. TV Programme: the office
31. Colour: green
32. Rapper: jay-z
33. DJ: hamish + andy 92.9fm Perth
34. Song Right Now: My chemical romance - the black parade! love it
35. Friends: all the boys!
36. Sweet: percy pigs! cant get'em in oz, damn it!
37. Sport to Play: cricket! its wot i do!
38. Restuarant: hmmmm probably nandos cos its jus down the road from me! haha
39. Favorite Band: Red hot chilli peppers!
40. Store: city beach the best store ever ur missing out in england!
41. School Subject: maths
42. Animal: dog
43. Book: anthony kiedis- scar tissue
44. Magazine:fhm
45. Shoes: flip flops! haha

___Currently___

46. Feeling?: hungova had a few beers for my bday!
47. Single or Taken?: single
48. Have a crush?: hmmm a couple maybe!
49. Eating?: nothin but i have KFC on my mind!
50. Drinking?: water!!
51. Typing?: wtf!
52. Online?: ?
53. Listening To?: pete murray - oportuntiy
54. Thinking About?: when im getting my KFC
55. Wanting To?: get my KFC
56. Watching?: people walk past the shop at work!
57. Wearing?: work uniform!

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: 3 - Jacinta, Harley and Jack
59. Want to be Married?: defo!
60. Careers in Mind?:no idea but probably end up in the mobile phone business!
61. Where do you want to live?: melbourne australia the greatest city!
62. Car?: pearl white convertable mini! they are the beeze knees!

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair Color: brunette if im bein fussy! haha
64. Hair Length: not a big fan of short hair on ladies its a bit butch lesbian like!
65. Eye Color: not fussed!
66. Measurments: good body!
67. Cute or Sexy: 60-40 in favour of sexy!
68: Eyes or Lips: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses
70. Short or Tall: not taller than me!
71. Easygoing or Serious:seriously easy goin
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontanious!
73. Fatty or Skinny:not real skinny, but not fat!!
74. Sensitive or Loud:sesitve
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relatiionship
76. Sweet or Caring: caring!
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: bit of both!

__Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: jus a few!
79. Had Alcohol:stupid question?!
80. Smoked: yes for 6 years im a reformed man now thou given up! haha
81. Ran Away From Home: cant say i have
82. Broken a bone: never!
83. Got an X-ray: yep
84. Been with someone: uh huh....
85. Broken Someones Heart: think so...
86. Broke Up With Someone: had 2 b done!
87. Cried When Someone Died: yer
88. Cried At School: hmmmm i may have but anyone that knoes me knos i have the worst memory eva so i dont kno!

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: no
90. Miracles: no
91. Love At First Sight: not sure i guess so....
92. Ghosts: nope
93. Aliens: no!!!
94. Soul Mates: i believe everyone is ment to be with someone.
95. Heaven: no but kinda intriuged in spirits and the afterlife!
96. Hell: nope
97. Angels: nope
98. Kissing on The First Date: hell yea im allways game! haha

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

Billy Connelly's '13 things i hate about people'! Quality!!!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser