Here he is our little champion. Anne deserves all the credit, only gas and air and gave birth in 12 hours from her waters breaking. Bayden has a nice full head of hair and he is chilled out.

1. You hate people talking on there phones while being served.

2. You want to hit the people who, when you ask if they have a Clubcard say "No, but I've got this," and then hand you their key-fob.

3. You know a LOT of PLU numbers and barcodes for stuff.

4. You wonder why the till asks you if you have double scanned something in error when the only items people seem to buy in 2's is bacon, mince meat and batteries.

5. You don't know why you bother swiping the old-style clubcard.

6. You hate asking people so many questions.

7. You want to slap people who expect every item they find on a reduced shelf to be reduced even if it doesn't have a yellow sticker on it.

8. Or you sometimes find yourself saying "There's your card and your receipt..." when just handing back someone’s clubcard, out of sheer habit...

9. You wonder why people don't seem to notice that they've put the wrong PIN in?! You heard that 'incorrect beep' so why didn't they?

10. You have to help customers open the carrier bags because they can't manage themselves.

11. You act as NORMALLY as possible whenever somebody buys either: a pregnancy test, or condoms.

12. You get annoyed by the customers who usually have a few items yet seem to insist on waiting until you've scanned it all and put the cash through the till before they pack it, and even then at a ridiculously slow rate. When the next person comes you start to scan their shopping and slowly edge it towards the previous customer who is still busy trying to open the sodding bag. In some instances you've scanned 2 or 3 more customers shopping whilst they're still messing about.

13. You think Tesco should remove the amount saved from the display that the customer can see, as they always end up smirking at it, "Look at that, I've saved 12p

14. You have your 'regulars'

15. You've still not managed to find a way to tell the customer that by "Alternative tender required", what it really means is you've not got enough money in your account.

16. The thing that annoys you the most is customers that think they are funny and expect you to laugh at their "jokes"...Such as "You looked bored so I thought I'd give you something to do" and "No thanks, I've brought my packer/helper with me." or when they give you their Nectar card mistake or when they say “every little helps”.

17 Customers who think that if they have to put their pin in twice for some reason they’ll get charged twice.

18. When a customer asks if there any *insert random item* "out the back" if it ain't on the shelf it aint in the shop, deal with it!

19. When your customer counts out (very slowly) the EXACT money and says.............. "every little helps

20. Every customer asks where is the eggs?

21.You hate it when someone says" i expect you need the change dont you?" or it will make my purse a bit lighter.

22.You get people asking for things that it be stupid for Express to sell like Games Consoles or Clothes.

23. You dont like it when a customer says "you only have these 6 types of washing powder do you sell any more?"

24. You laugh when people make a special trip to your store just to get 1 point added on to their clubcard.

25.It annoys you when a customer asks for a bag for something small like a small coke or a pack of crisps.

26.You laugh when a customer asks where the ice cubes are.

Hi everybody, join my league at http://fantasy.premierleague.com . Register, then pick 11 players plus 4 substitutes for your team. Then once you are complete, click on the leagues tab on the left hand side, then join a private league. My league code is 219789-51013 Remember you only have 100 million to spend so choose your team carefully!!!


Points
For playing in a game 1
For playing at least 60 minutes in a game (includes playing points mentioned above) 2
For each goal scored by your goalkeeper or defenders 6
For each goal scored by your midfielders 5
For each goal scored by your forwards 4
For each goal assist 3
For your goalkeeper / defender conceding 0 goals (must also play at least 60 minutes) 4
For your midfielder conceding 0 goals (must also play at least 60 minutes) 1
For every 3 shot saves made by your goalkeeper 1
For every penalty save 5
For every penalty miss -2
Bonus points for the best players in a match 1-3
For every 2 goals conceded by your goalkeeper or defenders -1
For every yellow card -1
For every red card (includes any yellow card points) -3