pick the month you were born

1----I fingered
2----I smoked
3----i fucked
4----I killed
5----I jerked off
6----I bummed
7----I licked
8---- I shot
9---- I made oot wiv
10---I slept with
11---I stabbed
12---I raped


Pick the day (number) you were born on



01------an easter egg
02------a hot asian chick
03------a black pornostar
04------a cat
05------ a bisexual
06------a toothbrush
07------a crackhead bitch
08------a prostitute
09------Paris Hilton
10------a mexican
11------a hottie
12------the burger king guy
13------an overweight Asian man
14------an orange
15------ a mammal
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a cow
19------A LESBIAN
20------a dog
21------a bottle of vodka
22------a drug dealer
23------a whore
24------a french guy
25------a bottle of fanta
26------a jew
27------a homeless guy
28------The Trojan Man
29------a condom
30------a horse
31------santa clause

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing



White--- because i love marijuana
Black---- Because I have a gigantic penis
Pink-----Because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----Because I have amazing boobs
Blue----Because Im a gangster like that
Polka Dots----Because I hate my life
yellow-------because i love to get drunk
Purple----Because Im gay
Gray----- because she was hot
Orange-----Because I have double d's
Green-----Because I smoke crack
Other-----because i have an extremely small dick
Turqoise-----Because I'm beautiful
none----Because I'm a BEAST!!!

leave a comment sayin wat urs is!!!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours?? Do people point at their ass wen they ask where the toilet is??



2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
change the channel manually.



3. When people say: "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too." Damn right!! What good is a cake if you can't eat it??



4. When people say: "It's always the last place you look." Of course
it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it??
Do people do this?? Who and where are they?? Gonna Kick their ass!!



5. When people say while watching a film: "Did you see that??" No
Loser, I paid a fiver to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.



6. People who ask: "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine??



7. When something is: "New and improved!!" Which is it?? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.



8. When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do
that's longer??



9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks: "Has the bus
come?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass!!

HELLO