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Andrew Lynam

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  • from Athlone
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Hey wots up Andy ere.Not much to tell ya really. From Athlone. Repeatin da leavin in aloysis. Play gaelic with athlone and soccer wit st francis. Thats it really. Leave us a comment (and some luv) and i might get back to ya..............MUFC 4 LIFE
The Other Half Of Me
Gudgey

Gudgey

Still the littlest big man in athlone!!!!!!

Music
wotever
Films
superbad, the green mile, the hangover
Sports
Gaelic Athlone(da bita blue!!!!) and soccer MUFC
Scared Of
rats
Happiest When
Playing gaelic and hangin out with my friends in the marist
The basic ins and outs of the GAA:
1)Take the man......then the ball.
2)Refs are your worst enemy......no point arguing with the fuckers.
3)Corner forwards have to be hit hard, there speedy bastards.
4)If someone is wearin shinguards......make sure the cunt leaves the pitch on a stretcher.

5) If the oppurtunity arrises.....lamp the fucker.
6)If the ref catches ya.........deny it to the last.
7)Someone with bleached hair.........make sure the cunt leaves the pitch on a stretcher. 8) 4 words.....Man, Ball and All.
9)Legs are there for a reason..........that reason is for been broken.
10)Someone with white or golden boots.............make sure the cunt leaves the pitch on a stretcher.
11)When a row breaks out.......... always hit the fellas walkin away from the scuffle, them fellas wont hit back.
A christmas poem
It was the night before christmas,
and all through the house,
we were all fucked and so was the mouse.
Dads at the brothel,
and mams with uncle Frank.
And I'd settled down for a nice slow wank.
When outside the house I heard a right clatter,
I let go of my dick to see what was the matter.
Out on the lawn I saw a big dick,
I knew right away it was old St Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
The big fat fucker,
I think he fell.
He filled all our stockings with sweets and some beer,
and a rubber cock for my brother the queer.
Then he climbed up the chimey,
and with a thunderous fart,
the fat cunt blew the house apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
Shouting, I'll be back next year
Hope your christmas is shite!!

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  • YOU KNOW YOU'RE A NOUGHTIES TEEN IF

    *You used to own a furbie
    *You used to own a tomagotchi and worried while you were in school incase it died before you got home.
    *Pokemon was the absolute shiz and if you didn't like it you we're just gay!
    *you're gay. That's gay. GAAAAAY! - was said in relation to everything.
    *You had a walkman
    *You remember the transition from walkman to discman
    *You remember Sunny D
    *You wanted BN biscuits just because you loved singing the song (do do do do do! BN BN! do do do do!!))
    *You had loads of charity bands and didn't wear them because of the charity. Just because everyone else had them
    *You remember 9/11 clearly
    *you remember the hype about SARS
    *You also remember the hype about Bird flu
    * Not forgetting foot and mouth!
    *You had bebo before you were supposed to and thought it was the coolest thing ever
    *You still know all the movies to the macarena and saturday night
    *You can go into hour long speeches about how todays kids programmes are nowhere near as good as they were in our day
    *You remember crystal maze
    *Ready steady cook was always on just before dinner
    *You remember the tsunami
    *Gel pens were a necessity and you liked to do your homework in any and every colour!
    *You remember when the PS1 was a big deal!
    *You remember when the ps2 was huge
    *You remember the almighty battle of ps3 Vs Xbox 360
    *You can do the cha cha slide
    *You hear people talk about how Y2k was a big panic but really what the hell did it matter
    *Life before mobile phones
    *Finding out someone was home by knocking on their door and not by texting or rinigng or emailing or anything else!
    *You remember the rugrats
    *You remember the special episode of the rugrats 'all growed up' and how it was said it was a once off. Would never be aired again
    *You know they made a series about the older rugrats
    *You remember the big panda bear attacking the presenter on the Den
    *You never really understood why socky loved that bucket so much
    *GO ON YA GOOD THING!!!!!
    *When pringles has those special plastic pots to bring them with you for lunch
    *You had a yo yo
    *Snake was the best possible game to be on a mobile phone ever
    *The eye toy was someting extraordinary
    *You remember when the wii came out
    *There was buzz about psp's and DS's but deep down you really prefer the old gameboy colour that you saved up for for so long!
    *You remember scoobies and how teachers used to either be fascinated by them or insist they weren't to be done in their classroom!
    *The good old times when there was only 150 pokemon!
    *You collected pokemon cards but didn't realise they were a game
    *Saved by the bell was awesome
    *You still remember the theme tune to Sabrina the teenage witch
    *You remember going to see the first Harry Potter movie
    *When school tours used to be about farms and japanese gardens before being replaced by the cinema
    *Baby born used to be like a real baby. She could eat and drink and go to the toilet and even cry! .....and now she rides a motorbike and god knows what else.
    *When polly pocket used to actually fit in your pocket!
    *You owned a troll. You didn't really understand the fascination. but the hair was cool so you had to have one.
    *Beanie babies!
    *When renting a video was a special treat. Now we just log online and watch movies for free.
    *When earings were stick on things that were more a less solid stickers

    And....
    You spend all your time joining groups on facebook

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  • This game has a funny/creepy outcome

    Do not read ahead, Just Do it.


    It takes about 3 minutes-worth a Try.



    1st. Get a PEN and PAPER





    2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY KNOW.





    3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS!!!!! Very important for good results.








    4th. SCROLL DOWN
    ONE LINE AT A TIME
    DON'T READ AHEAD
    otherwise
    YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN





    1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.






    2. Beside the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.






    3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7
    WRITE DOWN TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.



    CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT.






    4. WRITE ANYONE S NAME
    (like friends or family) next to 4,5, & 6.





    DON'T CHEAT OR YOU'LL BE UPSET YOU DID






    5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10,& 11.







    FINALLY,
    MAKE A WISH








    ARE YOU READY?
    HERE IS THE
    KEY TO THE GAME




    1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in
    SPACE 2



    2.THE PERSON IN SPACE



    3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE




    3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
    SPACE 7.




    4. YOU CARE MOST ABOUT THE PERSON you put in
    SPACE 4.




    5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.




    6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR
    LUCKY STAR.





    7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3.





    8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
    PERSON IN 7.





    9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
    YOUR MIND






    10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
    FEEL ABOUT LIFE.






    11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
    LUCKY NUMBER.



    PUT THIS ON YOUR SITE
    WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.
    IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.
    IF YOU FAIL IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE.

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69 Things About Me

Height: 5ft10 ish
Weight: 11stone 3
Birthday: 24th february
Town you were born in: Ballinasloe
Single or Committed: single
Favorite band: Snow patrol or the blizzards
Favorite sports team: Man United
Favorite drink: Bulmers
Favorite getaway: My bedroom
Favorite pasttime: playin Gaelic
Favorite reality show: X Factor
Best thing to ever happen to you: not a clue
Favorite clothes: ????
Your hair color : brown/black?
Pepsi or Coke: coke
Do you kiss on the first date: if your lucky
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Favorite restaurant: the olive grove
Favorite movies: green street/ the green mile
Love or money: love
Blondes or Brunettes: depends on the girl
Your ambition: play in croker
Ever bungee jumped: nope
Ever swam in the ocean: yep
Ever been in love: no
Ever broken someones heart: not that i know of
Had your heart broken: nope
Broke a bone: yeah my arm
Favorite TV show character: dont know
Cats or Dogs: dogs
Pizza or Burger: pizza
Your first crush: that would be tellin
Ever lied to your parents: probably
Worst fear: rats
Your weakness: to many to say!!
Any tattoos: no
Favorite subject in school: Geography
Kisses or hugs: both
Done anything you regret: not much
Passive or aggressive: passive but can get aggressive
Morning or Evening: evening
Summer or Winter: summer
Ever won a sports medal: loads of them
Ever been out of your country: yep
Your dream vacation: Go to New Zealand for da rugby world cup in 2011
Best gift you have received: pool table
Favorite Actor: havent got one
Favorite Actress: meg fox
Best compliment someone gave you: dont know
Do you hate anyone: no
Hip-hop or Rock: hip-hop
Favorite perfume: calvin klein
Ever been fined by a traffic cop: no
Country you: Australiaa
Ever been to a drive-in-movie: nope
Ever lied to teachers in school: oh yeah
Craziest thing you: cant remember
Your craziest dream in life: dont know
Ever dyed your hair: Once...didnt turn out well
City you live in: Athlone
Favorite day of the week: Thursday
Favorite childhood memory: Coosan school
Do you swear a lot: kinda
Ever puked at a party: nope
Ever danced all night long: once or twice:)
Have a crush on anyone: Yeah
Your best buddy these days: lots of them
Are you a health freak: nope
Vehicle you drive: none

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1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
none

2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
probably not

3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
mam

4.Is that your natural hair color?
yeah

5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
bout 6 or 7

6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
no

7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
oh yeah!!!!!!

8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
Bout 12 years. Dont think so.

9.Can you lick your elbow?
I can lick more than that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
Dead!!!!!!!!!!!!

11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
Not a clue

12.Do you wear fake tan?
EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH no.

13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
Love it

14.What is your favourite room in your house?
bedroom

15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
milk

16.Do fish make good pets?
no their shit

17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
Ostrich all the way!!

18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
Got bit by a dog once and chased by a cow.

19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
Nokia

20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
30 euro

21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
A taxi into town-davy kelly

22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
yep

23.When’ s the last time you showered
Bout 3 hours ago

24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
Never tried it but probably would.

25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
single

26.Do you make your bed daily?
No

27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
Loads

28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
Jack jones

29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
2

30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
Yep

31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Last night

32.Do you take compliments well?
No. Im very shy.

33.Do you find piercings attractive?
Some of them.

34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
Be invisible

35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
Yep

36.Where does number one live?
Up the road from me.

37.Would you date them?
no.

38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
not a clue

39.What color of socks do you have on?
black.

40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
Have a scar on my stomach from an operation when I was a baby

41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
To long. Nearly an hour

42.Have you bought anything today?
ice cream

43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
no

44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
In my bedroon

45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
Night person......all night

46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yeah. A lot

47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
Ha! Wouldnt you like to know!!!!!!

48.How many pics of just you do you have?
1 or 2

49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
Supermacs

50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
Wot the fuck?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Ha!!!

52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
Dont think so.

53.Lap top or pc?
lap top

54.What color is your keyboard?
black

55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
Eircom. Dad

56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
Yep. Everybody has.

57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
Oh yeah.

58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
Oh really??

59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
Yep

60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
Bit of both. Depends who Im talkin to.

61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
Maggots

62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
no

63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
Ehhhh no.

64.Do you text or call more?
Text

65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
Funny but in an irritating way

66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yep

67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
My mobile

68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
Dont know

69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
Nope

70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
Yeah!

71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
Peppermint

72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
Not a clue.

73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Blue

74.How many tv's in your house?
4

75.Type your name using only your elbow
andrew

76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
2 days max

77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
Nope

78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
I think so

79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
Yep

80.Favourite sports to watch?
Gaelic

81.Can you play Poker?
no

82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
yeah

83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
Isnt that illegal????!!!!!!!!!

84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
Yep in February.

85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
Oh yeah

86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
no

87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
Lemons

88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
Bouncy castles

89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
yeah

90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
Oh yeah.

91.Look behind you, what do you see?
Pool table

92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
No

93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
Beef

94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
No

95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
Yeah

96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Puke!!

97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
No

98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
Piss on them!!!!!

99.Have you ever broken a bone?
Yeah my arm. Does a dislocated knee cap count?

100.How many times have you moved house?
Never

101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

102.Curtains or blinds?
Curtains

103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
No!! I burn beans!!!!!!!!!!!!

104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
No

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