Rules:
-Don't change your bebo top 16
-Fill the people in below
-Answer the questions truthfully

Number 1: Philip
Number 2: Sambag
Number 3: Gemma
Number 4: Andy
Number 5: Adam
Number 6: Ryan
Number 7: Amanda
Number 8: Micky
Number 9: Nicky
Number 10: Lauren
Number 11: Glenn
Number 12: Scott
Number 13: Rachel
Number 14: Stevie
Number 15: Chris
Number 16: Cherith


Have you ever done anything illegal with 4?
Ummm..underage drinking I guess

Have you ever loved 5?
I do! He's Mr Clifton

Have you ever considered kissing 2?
Ohh baby

Have you ever danced with 3?
Oh dear god yes

Have you ever hugged number 1?
Yeah ofc

Have you ever gotten drunk with 3?
Millions of times..hence the dancing lol

Have you ever played a sport with 16?
Volleyball, softball, rugby etc etc lol

Have you ever had an inside joke with number 2?
'Ring me if you need me' 'Where's my strawberry shoes?!' etc etc

Has any of your top 16 ever seen you naked?
Cherith did half strip me in assembly one day..

Have you ever taken a shower with anyone in your top 16?
No lol

Have you ever had a crush on any of them?
Yep!

Have you ever seen number 5 do anything stupid?
'Get it at Cliftons!' Oh I love Adam's antics Then of course there was choosing to go see Forbidden Planet or whatever it was lol..'prayyying mantis!'

Have you ever had a class with 13?
Yep every day

Have you ever seen 14 in a swimsuit?
NO! lol

Have you ever done anything with 15?
Of course..walked to school, walked to subway etc etc lol

Have you ever ridden in a car with 6?
All the time! "I'm not being stuck behind this faggot only doing 45 the whole way up the New Line"

Have you ever traveled anywhere with 11?
More so than anyone else

Have you met 8's family?
His sister is a babe! So is his mum and that semi-naked dad of his

Have you ever eaten anything in front of 9?
Lunch every day in school lol

Have you ever hated 4?
Nuh-uhh!

Have you ever fought with number 1?
Yess...

Have you ever seen 3 do something embarrassing?
"Lindz I fell again!"

Has 7 ever given you a present?
Yep

Have you ever seen anyone in your top 16 cry?
Yeahh..

Has anyone in your top 16 seen you cry?
Yeah..I do tend to watch movies with them lol

Have you ever played on a sports team with anyone on your top 16?
Nicky

Have you ever done something dangerous with number 8?
YES! Sat in the back of the van *scared face*

Has 5 ever called you?
Yeah of course

Have you ever slept in the same bed as number 3?
No actually! Floor yes, bed no

Have you ever fallen in love with number 2?
Obviously

Back by extremely popular demand from pretty much the entire workforce of Spar. (Especially Amanda, Andy and Steven

The original and best first..
Johnny: "It's not my fault I'm a sex god!"
You will NEVER live that one down haha

Andy: "Do you watch Family Guy? Well it was a Quagmire moment..giggidy-giggidy"

Jordan: "DOWDS!!"

Phil: "Fuck, Dr. Useless is on till!"

Phil: "Oh look, it's Professor Slow!"
Lindsay : "I thought it was Dr. Useless?"
Phil: "She is quite obviously both!"

Andy: *Singing* "I got it! Yeah baby I got it!"

Andy: "PHYLLIS!"

Phil: "Who's phoning you now?!"
Steven: "It's Kylie Minogue! No, seriously; it's Kylie!"

Connor: "Johnny I hear you were steamboatin on a half a' glass of beer!"

Adam: "I'm going out the back to pull the front of myself!"

Michael: "I think I'll be Batman for Halloween.."
Lindsay: "I'm Wonder Woman..we should fight crime."
Michael: "SPAR RANGERS!"

Phil: *To Jordan* "You have a face like a vagina"

Phil: "J-Man!!"
Jordan: "P-Man!!"

Jordan: "Hiya Phil, I was just bending your girlfriend over and dogging her"

Michael: "Uhhhhhhh"
Lindsay: "What's wrong with you?!"
Michael: "Hangover..very bad hangover..don't make loud noises"
Amanda, Ryan, Lindsay: *Claps in his ears*

*Said pretty much every shift*
Lindsay: "Amanda I've got a story for you!"
Amanda: "Yay a story!! "

Becca: "OHMYGOD. There's a Spar taxi outside"
Ryan, Jordan, Cathy, Linda, Johnny, Ashleigh, Connor, Lynda, Andy, Lindsay: "Oh my god" *All collapse laughing, hiding embarressment*

8 o'clock, Saturday morning
Lynda : *Singing, VERY loudly* "MORRRRNINNNGS HERE!"

Lindsay: "Wee party in here?"
Lynda: "Yeah, you missed the sex toys!"
Lindsay: "Who brought them today?"
Fiona, Joanne, Lauren: "Lynda"

Joanne: "My wedding's in July."
Lynda: "And she's saving herself for then.
Lindsay: "So we're forgetting about the baby then?"
Lynda: "Oh yeah..they'll be flapping about everywhere once she's pushed that thing out!"

Andy: "I bet this Thai script doesn't actually say my wedding date..you can just see someone from Thailand coming in and laughing at my arm cause it says 'Nancy Boy'!"

Andy: "I've got a great photo of Phil!"
Jordan: "Is that Phil?! Where'd you get that?"
Andy: "Lindsay's bebo"
Ryan: "So you were going on the internet to get photos of half-naked twelve-year-old boys?! You're what's wrong with society!"

Lindsay: "I'm hungry"
Michael: "Do you want a massage?"

Steven: "Her friend's 50"
Lindsay: "50?!"
Cathy: "What age is she?!60?!"
Lindsay: "Oh my god..it's Sharon isn't it!"
Steven: "Sharon, come back to bed love!"

Sharon: "Now as much as I hate children and children's charities, when it's Children in Need day, I WILL dress up as a naughty school girl! I've got my wee short black skirt and stockings and I'll put my hair in pigtails!"
Lindsay: "Back in a second..RYAN!! I have SUCH an image for you!"

Johnny: "Dickhead!"
Andy: "Excuse me?! On your knees and apologise"
Johnny: "I'll say sorry but I'm not getting on my knees"
Andy, Michael, Lindsay: "On your knees!"
Johnny: *Half gets on his knees*
Andy: "That was a curtsey! Curtsey boy! Would you like a dress to go with your curtsey??"

MICHAEL'S LABEL SONG!!
"I got plenty a' labels,
Plenty a' labels for me.
I got plenty a' labels,
Put them out so people can see.
I got plenty a' labels,
Plenty a' labels for me.
Prices going down on labels,

THE LINDSAY CHAPTERS

Without Miss Millar in my life, I would always be bored on msn. Lindsay is utterly fantastic. She shares my love for Subway and supports The Claw.
Lindsay Millar is proof to all those gingers out ther that you can aspire to be something in life.... with the help of me of course. Lindsay graces the planet with her outstanding beauty and grace, she is truly an inspiration to us all. Lindsay is living proof to all midgets out there that size matters.
Trivia for all yall, Black Beauty was originally intended to be called Ginger Beauty inspired by the life and times of Lindsay Millar.
Of course, Lindsay wouldn't have gotten to where she is today without Mr Kennedy in her life. Craig keeps Lindsay entertained with his fantastic youtube videos; ( "Flea Market Montgomery..it's just like..a mini-mall"( and Donald Duck the Nazi. Also "The Claw".
Mr Kennedy and Miss Millar were a couple for a stretch of time a while back. Now we know what you're thinking, combining these two fantastic people must make the most awesome couple ever?! And it did. But sadly, they were just TOO awesome and didn't want to make everyone else feel bad so had to part ways. Fortunately, the two remained close friends and are now one of the best partnerships ever. Tho the two raised the bar for future couples an achievement few have dared to try.
Unfortunately after the split Ceeky took it bad and hit hard times. Resorting to drink and drugs, The Iron Ceek's once glamorous career was looking to have hit rock bottom. However The Main Man checked himself into rehab in early 2007 and with a beautiful haircut came back stronger than ever and even more good looking.
At the same time, Lovely Lindsay moved on. Well so she thought. With a new fella and a new haircut also, Lindsay thought she had hit the top spot. Little did she know she would later end up alone and turning to the bottle for help. Then she didnt need the booze as Ceeky and The Milla From Manilla began talking even more so than usual and he became her new source of fun.


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