26th sept. 2008. Lecturer - June. heres our notes

1. And if you don't believe that...You need to.
2. We'll start with some fun next week.
3. This obese couple they couldn't quite 'get it together'.
4. Punish the buggers.
5. I have a close aquaintance (a.k.a. boyfriend)...he's a GP.
6. Oh God...This gets even worse.
7. Thats a bribe as well as a threat.
8. Learning....ugh.
9. I've forgotten the exam, I wrote it 2 months ago.
10. Lets not read through that bit.
11. God knows whats going on with you people.
12. Where the hell has it come from?
13. Don't listen to them, tell them I said so.
14. Anyone with 2 eyes and a brain connecting them.
15. Pough...Bit dodgy.
16. Less of a bone numbing chore.
17. At your age I would have screamed and burned down the uni building.
18. Oh hell, Shall I give up now?
19. Great fun for all of us to go on strike about.
20. Fisting someone in the face.
21. Most of it's crap.
22. The amount of sociology I know could be written on a tea-spoon.
23. I'm not here to hag you on whether or not you turn up.
24. Dreary Theory.
25. If your going to be breeding like rabbits.
26. Half arsed version/
27. Hells Bells everyone here's sick.
28. He makes you all laugh, I make you all cry.
29. Psycho bits are me.
30. Bodily Bits.
31. I can't be bothered.
32. Cock-up factor.
33. I speak from the grave.
34. Incase I'm on my knees.
35. I'll go mad, You'll go crazy, We'll all die of boredom.
36. Oh Hells Bells, that makes me quite wild.
37. I'm just going to give this a Whack.

SCOUTS

--Freddie "And A Little Leather Hangbag!"
-- Kev " do you know where you are?"
Ewan "I know where we are meant to end up"
--Helen *thinks to self* "I wonder what would happen if I squeezed all the water out of this ice"
--Bob "70 bottle of beer on the wall, 70 bottles of beer, you take two down, pass them arund, 68 bottles of beer on the wall"
--Ewan "i took this picture when you were sleeping"
--PIDGEONHOLE!
--Can you say condom?
--Helen (disappointedly) "your not orange tonight"
--*Gary tries to enter the tent where Pauline and Stephan are*
Pauline (frantically) "No no don't come in, We haven't finished our card game!!"
--Judith " its a hill ON a hill!"
--There's a tree in our tent.
--"I look like a twat in my ridiculous hat"
--"I got kept awake by a toilet that flushed every 3 minutes and 10 seconds."
-- Hello DAAVE. You are my wife naaowwww
-- Helen "Chris has mud on his ass"
Emily "I like having him in our patrol. It's good to have someone at the butt of all our jokes"
-- All ur ma jokes now relate to Alex.
-- Helen " right ladies"
Chris "ahem"
Helen *stares blankly*
-- OJ "there is only one girl in this room" *everyone glances at Helen* "FRASER"
-- Jenny "I want another biscuit"
Lorna "your ma wants another biscuit"
Helen " all you said there was that her mum would like a biscuit. thats not how it works"
-- Alex "Helen you have a Chris-shaped-growth on your shoulder"
-- Caroline "if ever you heard the over 18's version of Everybody Happy, you would be scarred for life"
Us " wait, there are over 18's version of scout songs?"
Caroline " of course! us scout leaders get very bored and very drunk."
-- Owen *scroogely* "oh no, they're quoting the boosh!"
-- 'Army' is now a taboo word.
-- Fluffy Sheep "can we have t-shirts with 'Hello Daave' on them?"
-- Bob "lets get pink Wilsons with 'pink wilson' written on them"
-- Helen *frantically* "oh good god I lost Wilson!!!!"
-- Why waste good bread on the ducks?
-- Look that ducks walking on water!!!!
I'll bet there is a tower of ducks underneath holding it up.
Haddo's way of keeping up appearances. and conveyor belt of ducks.
-- Let's feed the sparrow!
-- Chris "if I do this, it makes a thing that we call and oven"
Helen "oh an OVEN, did you come up with that all by yourself?"
--Helen "you know what George? Next camp I won't be the one stopping Lorna from hitting you with a mallet!"
-- Hannah "Everyone, Chris has lost his wood"
-- Lindsey "I had a dream that I had lesbian sex with my friend"
Helen: "was it good?"
Lindsey "oh, strangely yes"
Helen " even though you were asleep? *aside whispers* raaape"
-- Bob "I had a dream I had lesbian sex with your friend."
-- Helen *describing a kid at scouts to Hannah*
"imagion the geekiness of Owen, times 10, then remove the humour."
Hannah "Oh God!"
-- *2mins later, Owen shows up*
Helen "oh we were just talking about you! I was describing this kid to Hannah, I said it was your geekiness but without the wit"
Owen *offended* "I'm not GEEKY!"
Helen "Oh? Oh well. How was advanced higher physics?"
Owen "ouch."
-- Hannah "I've found my horn"
Helen *looking appaled* "What??!!"
Hannah "It's a book title!"
-- Hannah "I want another coffee. Helen go get it for me I'vr already had 4"
Helen "yeeah but he won't know that! It was in anothr coffee shop!"
Hannah "but he might know!"
-- Oat Ma Goat!
--Hannah "they look like they are hooded people coming to get us!"
-- Katie "Aubry Strawberry Lemon, see it makes sense!"
-- Matthew *after me and him fell of a woodtrolley when it capsized over a rock* "Oh no I spilt The Bru!"
-- Ben "did you hear the leaders shouting at someone last night after lights out?"
Helen "shit that was ME!"
-- Ben "I'm a ninja, I'm a pirate, I'm a crab"
-- Posh Mark "Helloy I'm Mark"
Helen "wow Posh Mark!"
-- Hannah "Jenny - Pull your trousers down!"
-- Hannah " Vampire Barbie - he only sucks the blood of small girls"
-- Helen " I only saw as far do