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  • Jest z nami od: February 2008
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O mnie

Motto
Young Port!!! Yeahhhhh Boiiii!!!
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
Name - Jp Ur Jye
Stay - Home Of The Y.Porto
Age - 21 (5 In ae heed but:D )
Weekends- Gettin Mwi Wae Ae Troops Lookin Fur Potential Its Hurtin Fur A Squirtin:L :D
Drink - Anyin On Ae Table:L Most Denfinet Bucky Em Monks Ur Fuckin Genuis's:D
Yahoo - ydtr_jp_mcd_ydtr Dafties Welcome Fur A Roastin:L


Grass's Get Slash's Snitch's Get Stiches:D PortBhoyz Run It Boiii !!!!!!
Moja druga połowa
Gary McKay

Gary McKay

Voodoo Bro:D

Music
Anyhin Wae A Thump Thump Bang Bang Donk Donk:D Sum Old Cheesey Wen Am Wrecked aha n Anyhin Wae A Bangin Burd On Ae Video Fur A Perv:D
Films
Rise Of The Footsoldier American Gangster Football Factory Greenstreet Wanted Ae Fridays How High Taken Scarface American Pies Transporter 1 2 3 Mean Machine Lonest Yard Hunners Mere Hink Yiz Cin See Ae Pattern Aha
Sports
Celtic Playin Pool Boxin Stair Divin At Ae Newest Sport n Ufc:D Anderson Silva Is Ae Man:D So Is Thiago Silva:D Fedor Emelianenko Fae Strikeforce Is A Fuckin Warrior
Scared Of
Masel Wen Am Wrecked:L Duno Wit Am Capable Of:L
Happiest When
Gettin Smashed Wae Ae Troopz , Playin Pro Ev , Flingin Masel Doon Stairs :D Its Dyno Try It Sumtime:D Watchin Rihanna Shake Hur Thing:D Bangin A Clatty:D
Mostly Wae
Gaz Boydey Dunn Fudge Ubo Elmo Ginge Lynchy Joe Andy N Who Eva Else It Kin Handle Ae Sickness
Drink
Bucky Strongbow Beers Voodoo Southern Comfort:D Anyhin It Gets Y Mwi ( Hennessey Fucks Yi Rite Up But Damage:D

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zamknij Wit Neddy Drink Are Yoo?

Wit Neddy Drink Are Yoo?

My result is: Buckfast Tonic Winee !!

Your Mental .. You can handle the vile taste of the tonic .. It sets you free and helps you on the way to the cells with violent abuse and hardcore vandalism on public property. Go you ya wee ned ye ;)
More quizzes:
which man u player are u ?
wat colour are you
How Will you DIE
Does he trust u?
What animal are you???
What Shoe Are You?
What Beer Are You?
how annoying are you?
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zamknij are you a alchaholic or a stoner?

are you a alchaholic or a stoner?

My result is: Alcoholic

man ur obviously a drunk. perhaps you shouldn't of had that extra bottle of rum...... come on, ur probably drunk right now. how did u even read the questions?!!!!!! if u don't wanna die from alcohol poisoning, or wanna get a real life, stop buying all the booze!! cut down now u alcoholic!!!!!! your not kool. that went out the door the day u finished skool... just like ur vomit....
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how random are you?
What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
wat will ur next boyfriends nmae start with
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zamknij What Glasgow Character are you?

What Glasgow Character are you? (((UPDATED)))

Hawwit.. Yer a Ned Mate

You are a very violent species. Living late nights in the local park you drink cheap wine - "Bottla Bukky" Sworn enemy of not only the emos but pretty much everyone who enters your territory (scheme.) Rain or shine you are up for a fight and a chase off the old polis

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Name :   johnpaul mcdonald
Nick Name :   jpmcd ur j-fast
Birthdate :   9/3/88
Birthplace:   home of the y.porto
Current Location:   elmos
Eye Color:   blue ahink
Hair Color:   shaven haven
Height:   dunno
Weight:   10 halv 11
Piercings:   nah
Tatoos:   nah
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   playin ae field ma man
Vehicle:   canny drive at least legally
Overused Phrase:   honestly touch iss or wit yi givin it
FAVORITES
Food:   mostly everyhin
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   anywer wae ae troopz
Candy:   galaxy
Number:   7
Color:   green
Animal:   pingu
Drink:   bucky fucksake
Body Part on Opposite sex:   arse
Perfume:   a wear afershave
TV Show:   hollyoaks family guy scrubs hunners mere
Music Album:   sumhin wae a bangin beat
Movie:   anyhin gangsta ur funny
Actor/Actress:   elmo the horny terrorist
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   mcdonalds
Chocolate or Vanilla   chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   coffee
Kiss or Hug:   spoonin
Dog or Cat:   dug
Rap or Punk:   rap
Summer or Winter:   summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   depends on ma mood
Love or Money:   money
YOUR...
Bedtime:   weneva a cin b arsed
Most Missed Memory:   dubby/bikey / st micks skool days
Best phyiscal feature:   wit yi askin me fur
First Thought Waking Up:   aw shit am a wake
Ambition:   be billy elliot
Best Friends:   young port
Weakness:   sluts & rihanna
Fears:   riddled sluts
Longest relationship:   2 months
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   aye
Ever been beaten up:   aye snakey bastards
Ever beaten someone up:   course fucksake
Ever Shoplifted:   aye wen as aboot 15 aha starbars ma man
Ever Skinny Dipped:   naw
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   aye
Been Dumped Lately:   naw ahahahaha
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   naw fussy
Favorite Hair Color:   as long as theve got sum
Short or Long:   dnt care
Height:   decent size
Style:   as long as theve got sum
Looks or Personality:   bita boff
Hot or Cute   stunnin
Muscular or Really Skinny:   fuck ill touch mostly anyhin aha
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   dunno wer eva a cin rave ma arse aff
How do you want to Die:   a dont (wit a stuiped question)
Been to the Mall Lately:   aye
Get along with your Parents:   sumtimes
Health Freak:   nahh
Do you think your Attractive:   am fuckin stunnin
Believe in Yourself:   aye course
Want to go to College:   be er dun at
Do you Smoke:   coure
Do you Drink:   be serious
Shower Daily:   aye
Been in Love:   fuck off
Do you Sing:   aye am ae next stevie wonder
Want to get Married:   fucknose
Do you want Children:   naw enoo know
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   on a iron board in a prymid
Hate anyone:   course
Get Your Own survey.....

zamknij How Much Do U Hate The Police?

How Much Do U Hate The Police?

My result is: F**K DA POLICE

YOU HATE THEM, HATE THEM, HATE THEM. YOU HATE THERE RULES, THERE WAY OF WORKING AND IT'LL TAKE ALOT OF THEM TO BRING YOU DOWN. YOUR THE ULTIMATE CONVICT IN THERE EYES, AND IN SAYING THAT, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A TARGET FOR THEM TO PRACTICE ON. BUT F**K DA POLICE, YOU HARD.
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how random are you?
What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
wat will ur next boyfriends nmae start with
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zamknij Are You an Alcoholic?

Viking

You aren't an alcoholic; alcoholics go to meetings. You don't go to meetings. You pillage! A viking parties hard; a viking parties with axes and longships. After pillaging and razing a village, you enjoy a hard-earned drink. There is nothing wrong with that!

zamknij What buckFast person are you

What buckFast person are you

BuckFast - Legend

wow you are the legend of buckfast you must love the taste of buckfast more than golden syrup

zamknij Which UFC Fighter Are You?

Whick UFC fighter are you?

My result is: Rampage Jackson

You are the current UFC light-heavy weight champion! You're known as a brawler and you live up to that status every time you fight. With your lightning fast punches and your earth shattering slams, you are an ass whopping machine!
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how will YOU die?
what model are you?
Who's Your Perfect Celeb Mate?
Whats yuurh real name?
what will your baby girl look like
how interesting are you?
What colour best suits your personality?
What Rocky Horror And The Picture Show Character Are You?
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  • Tedd
    Tedd

    mind your getting kyle tomoz and taking him to tiger cubs ta

    1 dzień temu przez Komórka
  • SamanthaCampbell.
    luv SamanthaCampbell.

    aha, just thought ad get yi up bright&early! xxx

    1 dzień temu
  • Tedd
    Tedd

    knob cheese i'll get my bhoy 2day, will b up for his bag about 14.30 make sure your in. You can get him nxt monday ta

    1 tydzień temu przez Komórka
  • Tedd
    Tedd

    did ur mam tell u that your picking kyle up again fae school and taking him tae tiger cubs.↲

    1 tydzień temu przez Komórka
  • Dean A
    luv Dean A

    Dirty Bhoy :(

    1 tydzień temu
  • Leanne Flemin
    Leanne Flemin

    A Dae No Wit it Meens! A Menty Rite 'Wits Jst A Japs Eye' :L :L Ya Sneeky Cunt!!!! :L Wit Did Yi Get A Fine Fur? Aw Aye At Time Yi Flashed At Eh Wee Grannys :L :L Talkin Abt Grannys Dae Yi No Abt Mad Maggie?x

    1 tydzień temu przez Komórka
  • Leanne Flemin
    luv Leanne Flemin

    Heyyy x Nuhin Much Jst Runnin Abt Efta Sophie Since Shes Crawlin Abt Gettin Intae Everyhin!! Wit U Up Tae? Wits A Japs Eye :L :L x

    1 tydzień temu przez Komórka
  • Dean A
    luv Dean A

    Love x

    2 tygodnie temu
  • Gary McKay
    luv Gary McKay

    Jp ;) ye upte eday m8?

    2 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
  • Leanne Flemin
    Leanne Flemin

    Ma heads fried a always hink eh complete oppesit fae wit ppl mean haha hows it funny ya pie haha x

    3 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
  • Leanne Flemin
    Leanne Flemin

    Sorryyyy x haha a fot ats wit yi ment obv its naw haha again sorry! A cny get eh sleep 2 much goin on in ma heed haha a feel like a dick noo haha x

    3 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
  • Leanne Flemin
    Leanne Flemin

    Wits at menty meen! Ya cheeky begger haha ma wains always sorted b4 a even hink a dain anyhin shes ma main prioraty am jst pissed off eno n cheerin masel up wance a wk duz at make me a bad person haha x

    3 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
  • Leanne Flemin
    Leanne Flemin

    Nup haha wer goin tae a few pubs 1st meetin abt half 7 en if am still standin word up haha naebudy wnts tae go tae glesga :( why u stil l up anyway? Lol x

    3 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
  • Leanne Flemin
    Leanne Flemin

    Sat 21st :DD wer goin out in grnk bt x

    3 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
  • Leanne Flemin
    luv Leanne Flemin

    U Cumin Out Fur Ma Bday Mr McDonald?!?x

    3 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
  • Laura S
    Laura S

    aye am awrite same fir me just ae usual anol gym n aht lol x
    u just i same getin mwi everyweekend aye:)) x

    3 tygodnie temu
  • Leanne Flemin
    Leanne Flemin

    Ano am bad! Haha fuck nos how a ended up out a needed a drink haha am naw dain it again haha x

    4 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
  • Leanne Flemin
    Leanne Flemin

    Am jst up haha ended up goin eh word up last nite ave got eh shakes haha x

    4 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
  • Laura S
    luv Laura S

    awrite jp x
    how ye been ?x

    4 tygodnie temu
  • Leanne Flemin
    luv Leanne Flemin

    Jppppppppppp :D yi dain?x

    4 tygodnie temu przez Komórka