Click the link to pre order... http://www.thedarkparty.co.uk/the_da...

Usual shit back here. Got a new job thou. Got busted by the cops speedin, 78 MPH! Fuckin pest. WIts been see shite we you lik? Yea still in Voe. Prob be here win you git back. Hae tae come alang fir a look kaens!

Now den. Wits aa da crack noo?

yeah its good man struggling to find a job just now and money is running dry what did you think of my texts earlier did you know it was me

what like paddy

Ach usual shite. Me an Aaron got a place in Voe. Good crack. Hae tae come alang fir a piss up when do gits back. Yea still creelin it up we karl. Fuckin shite i tell thee!

By crikey look wha it is! I am very well thanks, how are you old friend?? Yeah I'm still in the glorious Dundee joost about to finish my HND and move onto uni (fir the second time). How are you guys managing doon under?? I do believe the last time we spoke was Up Helly-Aa 2008, just afore you aa disappeared aff the hemisphere Do you think you'll ever mak it hom? I can imagine you're likely in no rush. I ken I widna be! Joinery in Sydney's likely a lot better dan joining in Shetland

It's fine hearing fae you! I hope you're aa keeping weel! Spik soon boyo Lynne x

Aright paddy boy. Wit lik? Much crack apart fae smokin it?

aright big P. Long time no spik, fit lik? Hows the old camper van fairin! workin aff israel joost noo, whit a place!

it was our monday morning news. not a soul knew about it. so we all have to find new jobs, like everyone i mean. i got mine back at irvines. the good news is i am working on my disabled ramp

some unusual news there buddy, adie is closing down the firm. hit me back and we will talk more......B

hey paddy how you doin thats me back in Melbourne probabley missed you but smashed my phone so cant find your number give me a call sometime if your still around these parts

what are you guys up to, avoiding flames i hope

he paddy, you will have to say hi to baize for me. AAlso, if you get a minute or 3, i think you should watch this clip : http://www.glassass.com/
It is perhaps the worst thing i have ever seen

word up chief, this tattoo was the sorest yet< it could have been lack of sleep or maybe the 6 hour duration but the last hour was tripe and onions!! haha

Hey uddy, Piss all is the crack here. The act was pretty good this year for a change. It was a dance base one. we did the dance to "blame it on the boogie", "the Time Warp", "YMCA", "Head,shoulders,knees and toes", "the can can" then went out to "the conga". I have some piucs that i will have to get up shortly. Badger balls made it round all the halls this year, we even went out for breakfast afterwards. There was this Nepalese prick being a twat while we were sitting with Erica Leask and some other chicks that we nearly took outside for a hammering. one of the girls stopped us on the way out the door. it was awesome. bet your bummed that you missed all the aftershock fuelled shenanigans. Hows everyone doing in the land down under? seen any real life Abo's?

I'm in oz at the mo in Melbourne Baisley is in Perth give me a call n catch up 0415462173

happy christmas poofter

merry christmas to you and kara too!
watch you dont get sunburn!