hi hun just thought i would say hello and hope u r all ok, hope u had a gd xmas, happy new year 2 u all, love from us both xxxxxxxxx

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxhappy merry christmas a joke 4 u hehehehe xxxxx Did Santa Give You That Present? On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the stupidity in the horse's brain instead of on his back."xxxxxxxxx ; xxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

-hello how r u? xxA Christmas Card Dear Darling Son and That Person You Married, Merry Christmas to you, and please don't worry. I'm just fine considering I can't breathe or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands of miles away from your ailing mother. I've sent along my last ten dollars in this card, which I hope you'll spend on my grandchildren. God knows their mother never buys them anything nice. They look so thin in their pictures, poor babies. Thank you so much for the Christmas flowers, dear boy. I put them in the freezer so they'll stay fresh for my grave. Which reminds me -- we buried Grandma last week. I know she died years ago, but I got to yearning for a good funeral so Aunt Viola and I dug her up and had the services all over again. I would have invited you, but I know that woman you live with would have never let you come. I bet she's never even watched that videotape of my hemorrhoid surgery, has she? Well son, it's time for me to crawl off to bed now. I lost my cane beating off muggers last week, but don't you worry about me. I'm also getting used to the cold since they turned my heat off and am grateful because the frost on my bed numbs the constant pain. Now don't you even think about sending any more money, because I know you need it for those expensive family vacations you take every year. Give my love to my darling grandbabies and my regards to whatever-her- name-is -- the one with the black roots who stole you screaming from my bosom. Merry Christmas. Love, Mom

happy birthday to u happy birthday to u happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday to you have lovely day birthday girl mum only 21 today have a nice day happy birthday to u darling wish u was here or was there with u doing lots off fun and laugh with all family any way a funny joke 4 u makes u smile 4 all family speak soon birthday mum heheheh daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarling daaaaaaaaaarling happy birthday and hugs 4 baba mullet xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Marriage Lessons On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?" Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxSlide Under The Table A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Ohh no, My husband just walked in the door." xxxxxxxxx

iyahhhh ally howaa yooo miss yuu all w/b soon xxxxx

iyahhh ally. hope ur all okaa im alri lol miss you all send my love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hey canit belive turkeys ova xx

hiya ally say hi 2 uncle sean the old fart 4 me tp bk luv charlie xx

he n i sed hi to every 1 4r ya n are u all having a great tyme dwn there?luv ya all cnt wait to see u agenn byee XXXXXXXXXX

iyahhh hope ur all okaii ... we are miss you all love becky xx

hellooo how are u ıt s me lıttle musti from ab fab how ıs ıt goıng and how ıs everyone take care bye now xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxmustix

hiya ally this is lauren hows things?n is every 1 ok?tell abbi&connor&tom i sed hiya n missin all of yhoo write bak bye see u soon XXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxx

thanks for replying im always good ha ha ! nd yeh we tlking trying to sort things out dont no wa to do coz im juss hurt glad yuu are all okaii boreing as out nwt to do ne more keep in touch love to you all love becky xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

iyahh ally how are yahh good i hope setteld into school really well proppa suprised meself lol onli thin i hate is MATHS bin up to much ? weathers bin crap hope 2 see you all again love Beckaay xx

hiyahh wee aree all finee thankss andd anoo i didntt wannaa comee homee either lol anyway hope i see yahh all soon andd becky sed hello w/b love leanne xxxx

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hi hun hope u had a gd flight home, miss u all hope 2 c u next year , take care love 2 every 1 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxx

hiyahh ally thankyou for an brill time on holiday i was really sad to go home the weather is rubbish here lol anyway hope you all okay hope to see you all very soon w/b love leanne xxxxxxxxxxxxx