Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and find something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

It wasn't too long before a little old man came along.

The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one."

"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Some time later, a really fat man came along. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."

"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

A short time later a gorgeous woman walked by. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked the son. "She's perfect".

"Yes, and for that reason we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

A man was in a bad accident and lost both of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. He had trouble getting another job so with the insurance money he received he bought a computer company. He understood that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business for him. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them.

At the end of the interview the man asked, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"

"Yes", said the first candidate, "you have no ears." The man quickly eliminated the first candidate.

"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the second candidate.

"Yes. You have no ears." This candidate was eliminated too.

"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the third candidate.

"Yes. You're wearing contacts."

The man, thinking he had found the right man for the job said, "That's correct. How did you work that out?"

"Well, sir, you can't wear glasses if you don't have any ears."

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
- Bob Marley

I don't stand for the black man's side, I don' t stand for the white man's side.I stand for God's side. - Bob Marley

If you get down and quarell everyday, you're saying prayers to the devil, I say. - Bob Marley

In this bright future you can't forget your past.
- Bob Marley

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality . Wake Up and Live! - Bob Marley

Me only have one ambition, y'know. I only have one thing I really like to see happen. I like to see mankind live together - black, white, Chinese, everyone - that's all. - Bob Marley

My music fights against the system that teaches to live and die.
- Bob Marley

My music will go on forever. Maybe it's a fool say that, but when me know facts me can say facts. My music will go on forever. - Bob Marley

People want to listen to a message, word from Jah. This could be passed through me or anybody. I am not a leader. Messenger. The words of the songs, not the person, is what attracts people.
- Bob Marley

The stone that the builder refused to lay should always be the head corners stone. You're a builder baby; here I am a stone.
- Bob Marley

When one door is closed, don't you know, another is open.
- Bob Marley

The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall. - Bob Marley

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley


The good times of today, are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
- Bob Marley

“Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.”
- Bruce Lee

A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at. - Bruce Lee

A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough. - Bruce Lee

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer. - Bruce Lee

Ever since I was a child I have had this instinctive urge for expansion and growth. To me, the function and duty of a quality human being is the sincere and honest development of one's potential. - Bruce Lee

I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine. - Bruce Lee

If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. - Bruce Lee

If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of. - Bruce Lee

It's not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential. - Bruce Lee

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee


Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind. - Bruce Lee

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities. - Bruce Lee

Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick. - Bruce Lee

The future looks extremely bright indeed, with lots of possibilities ahead - big possibilities. Like the song says, "We've just begun." - Bruce Lee

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything. - Malcolm X

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
- Malcolm X

Don't be in a hurry to condemn because he doesn't do what you do or think as you think or as fast. There was a time when you didn't know what you know today. - Malcolm X

I am for violence if non-violence means we continue postponing a solution to the American bl