Well?

Would You?

Meh...here we go again

If you're reading this, you probably read the last 2, which are just as pointless as this one

It's kinda becoming a series now...although this one is alot further away from the others...yeh

My god I am full

I had a lasagne for lunch, a pizza for a snack and a pizza for dinner

I feel like i'm gonna burst

Burst and splatter pizza and lasagne all over everyone...

Ew, nasty thought

WTF the guy on this game just screamed 'HO!' at me

I think he's trying to say hello...bit of an odd way to say hello

That's like going 'BITCH!'

Not that I do that of course... bitch...

OH YOU SKANKY BITCH!

...*coughcough*

Don't mind me, just an ordinary crazy person

*sigh* I really cannot think of anything to write here

Doobie doobie doo...

...

SCOOBY DOOBY DOO

WHERE ARE YOU?

...I'M IN THE FUCKING SHOWER, PISS OFF

That was fun...if slightly random

Or would it be 'ri'm rin reh rucking rower, riss off'?

Woo. minge. i hate my life

Woo. minge. won't somebody kill me

Wa-hey for emo zebbyhedz

Well if you're still reading, you must be a fan of my work

We at DavidCo would like to thank you on behalf of the support and warm fuzzy feelings you have been supplying us with ever since the random boredness series began

...Woah, the last 5 things have begun with W

WTF now it's 6!

AHH 7!

Phew it stopped

Sometimes the W key can be a bit demanding, you know?

He has to be in EVERY internet site, he even replaces R when you speak in a cutsie-voice!

...And L sometimes, too

I Wuv You!

SEE? SEE?!?!?

He should be put behind bars

He could get charged with Wape

OMG that reminds me of that little thingy of childrens books...and it was a TV show as well

Letter Land or something

Good times...gooood times...

My GOD, are you STILL reading?

And if you say no, i'll know you're lying

...

...Because I am JESUS!

...In human form

Not that retarded Jewish Space-Zombie or whatever God is

...I apologize if anyone is offended by that comment

But Christianity is basically worshipping a cosmic jewish space-zombie, who is his own father and will give you eternal life you eat his blood and flesh? And if you telepathically tell him that he is your master, he will take a demon out of you that everyone has, because a naked chick ate the fruit...from a magical tree?

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WOO!

No spaces or grammar is FUN!

...But i'm bored of it

I'm also pretty bored of this blog...

PEACE OOT! (scottish accent)

well...im bored again...and seeing as the last one made me feel so warm and fuzzy, here we go again!

i seriously doubt anyone will actually read this entire thing, after seeing how pointless the last one was, and not even getting anything for your trouble!

man i love this song

gone in the morning by newton faulkner

woo!

theres 3 things i cant wait for atm

1) SATURDAY! BARBADOS!

2) 16 DAYS! FRIDAY! ...DEVON! WITH JACK!

3) ...how far away is the 20th of august? umm if today is the 25th...then 5 this month, 31 next month, and 20 in august, so 56 DAYS! (hey wow thats my house number! ive been seeing the number 56 alot lately for some reason...coincidence? i think NOT!) ...what day would that be? let me check the calendar...WEDNESDAY! ...crap i cant remember where it is...let me check the invite...LITTLE HADHAM(?)! RAVE PARTY!

well that was fun

does anyone actually care what i cant wait for?

i think the only two people who would care would be jack and fliss, seeing as they are both involved, in 2 & 3 respectively

man i really need some flourescent stuff for that party

anyone know where i can get some?

i could always cut up my old flourescent jacket from when i used to do a paper round

ah yes fliss...i still have your bracelet

im kinda growing attached to it now...

can i keep it???



scary thing is...i think it suits me

i love this song too!

the big bang theory by barenaked ladies

it all started with the big BANG!

it did actually, it has been scientifically proven

thanks to red and blue-shift

if anyone who wasnt in my science class knows what that means then i will give them a big ol' kiss

...

unless i dont want to

in which case they get nothing

NOTHING I SAY

or they dont want it

and that would probably be quite a few people really...

well its time for me to go to bed, seeing as i only got 3 hours of sleep last night thanks to movies and tv at james' house lol

dont forget to answer the red/blue-shift question!

dont worry i wont kiss you really ill...give you 10 bebo luv...and a hug!

bye bye peoples!