Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.





Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.





Having nice sex burns 358 calories.





Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.





Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................
85 cal

Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary........................
..358 cal
Doggy...........................31
6 cal
69 lying.............................
..286 cal
69 standing..........................
...512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real..............................
..112 cal
Faking............................
....315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Pr
iceless!!!LOL

whts your name?
wht age are u?
are we close?
Wud u ever kis me?
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Wud u ever strip 4 me?
Wud u ever fuck me?
Wud u ever be my bf/gf?
do u av a bf/gf?
Wud u ever hav a fling wit me?
Do u tink im funi?
Do u tink i am pretty/goodlookin?
Wud u take me home 4 da nite if i ad nower else 2 go?
wld u eve av a shower wiv me?
Do u tink im cute?
Wud u cheat on me if i was goin out wit u?
Wud u ever have a relationship with me?
Wud u dance wit me?
Could we b best buds?
Wud u play strip poker with me if i wanted u 2?
If i asked you out wud u say yes?
Wud u get wasted wit me?
If i was involved in a fight wud u stick up 4 me?
Wud u kiss me 2day if we met up?
how far wld u go wiv me?
wld u cuddle wiv me?
wld u giv me your num?
are we friends?
do i no u wel?
Anyting else b4 u go???