Ways to show her you care:

1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

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Name:Naomi
Birthday:3 may 1987
Birthplace: Dublin
Current Location:My bed, Dublin
Eye Color lue
Hair Color:Who knows at this stage.. some horrible colour anyway
Height: 5'small
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right psh i'm not one of THOSE
Your Heritage:Irish
___Your "Firsts"___

First best friend: probably someone from my road
25. First Award: Showjumping, crap summer camp type thing
26. First Sport You Joined: Horses,judo, swimming all that stuff
27. First pet: some shit fish...who cares
28. First Real Vacation: toremolinos, spain
27. First Concert: hahahahahha 5ive, except back then they were just regular five.
28. First Love: what is love, anyway?

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: the usual suspects
30. TV programme: Scrubs, two n a half men, without a trace?
31. Colour: Magenta!
32. Band: anyone BUT kings of leon..take THAT alva
33. Song: pah theres far too many
34. Friend: none of them
35. Sport to Play: Horse Riding
36. Favourite brand: uhh...cheap?
37. Store: cheap?
38. School Subject: Irish ftw!
39. Animal: Horse
40. Food: chicken?
41. Magazine: bgrwergoi 2rn2aowgbiowaq
42. Book: most things by stephen king
43. Music : rock
44. Drink : peach schnapps
45. Favorite piece of clothing : who knows

___Currently___

54. I\"m eating nothing
55. I\"m drinking - tea
56. I\"m about to -play more FF8
57. Listening to - my family
58. Waiting For - my moment
59. Watching -the screen

___Your Future___

61. Want Kids? - not right now....
62. Want to Get Married? - Yes
63. Careers in Mind - nope
64. Where do you want to live?? dublin? or berlin
65. who cares

__Which is better with the Opposite Sex__

66. Lips or Eyes - Eyes
67. Hugs or Kisses - both
68. Shorter or Taller - its not hard to be taller than me...
69. Romantic, Spontaneous- Need both
70. nice stomach or nice arms - Stomach
71. Sensitive or Loud - in between
72. Hook-up or relationship - relationship.although depends on the guy
73. Easygoing or serious: both?
74. Sweet or Caring: Caring
75. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? - Trouble Maker

___Have you ever___

76. Kissed a Stranger - naturally
77. Drank bubbles - by accident probably
78. Lost glasses/contacts - Nope, broken several though
79. Ran Away From Home - nope!
80. Broken a bone -my ankle
81. Got an X-ray - yea, loads
82. Broken Someone\"s Heart - I doubt it
83. Turned Someone Down - unfortunately!
84. Cried When Someone Died - of course what do you think i am?
85. Had Alcohol: far too much
86. Smoked: nah
87. Broke Up With Someone: yeah
88. Cried At School: yeah

___Do You Believe In___

89. God - Yes
90. Miracles - ????
91. Aliens - never thought about it
92. Magic - yes
93. Heaven - Yea
94. Ghosts: Yea
95. Soul Mates:no
96. Santa Claus - no
97. Sex on the first date - depends on the guy
98. Kissing on the First Date - Definately
99. Angels - Yes

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There someone You Want To be with right now? Yes.

The Shoes You Wore Today:None so far..
Your Weakness: People touching/kissing my neck.
Your Fears:ha, which one?
Your Perfect Pizza:that one in bits n pizzas
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass second year...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hello?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I have to get up yet?
Your Best Physical Feature:My legs, also ive been told i have amazing eyes... by many women.
Your Bedtime:When I'm tired...
Your Most Missed Memory:I still remember them so how can i miss them?
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:Mac donalds, i dont like burgers
Single or Group Dates:Single..group dates are gay
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate of course
Cappuccino or Coffee:No Thanks..
Do you Smoke:Nope.
Do you Swear:I have been known to use the odd swear word yes
Do you Sing:All the time..take that public..
Do you Shower Daily:Yep
Have you Been in Love:Yeah..
Do you want to go to College:I'm in colle

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