Poblacht na h Éireann
THE PROVISIONAL GOVERNMENT
OF THE
IRISH REPUBLIC
TO THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND.
IRISHMEN AND IRISHWOMEN: In the name of God and the dead generations from which she receives her ancient tradition of nationhood, Ireland, through us, summons her children to her flag and strikes for her freedom.

Having organized and trained her manhood through her secret revolutionary organization, the Irish Republican Brotherhood, and her open military organizations, the Irish Volunteers and the Irish Citizen Army, having patiently perfected her discipline, having resolutely waited for the right moment, and, supported by her exiled children in America and by gallant allies in Europe, but relying in the first on her own strength, she strikes in full confidence of victory.

We declare the right of the people of Ireland to the ownership of Ireland, and to the unfettered control of Irish destinies, to be sovereign and indefeasible. The long usurpation of that right by a foreign people and government has not extinguished the right, nor can it ever be extinguished except by the destruction of the Irish people. In every generation the Irish people have asserted their right to national freedom and sovereignty; six times in the past three hundred years they have asserted it in arms. Standing on that fundamental right and again asserting it in arms in the face of the world, we hereby proclaim the Irish Republic to be a Sovereign Independent State, and we pledge our lives and the lives of our comrades-in-arms to the cause of its freedom, of its welfare, and of its exaltation among the nations.

The Irish Republic is entitled to, and hereby claims, the allegiance of every Irishman and Irishwoman. The Republic guarantees religious and civil liberty, equal rights and equal opportunities to all its citizens, and declares its resolve to pursue the happiness and prosperity of the whole nation, cherishing all the children of the nation equally, oblivious to the differences carefully fostered by an alien government, which has divided a minority from the majority in the past.

Until our arms have brought the opportune moment for the establishment of a permanent National Government, representative of the whole people of Ireland and elected by the suffrages of all her men and women, the provisional Government, hereby constituted, will administer the civil and military affairs of the Republic in trust for the people.

We place the cause of the Irish Republic under the protection of the Most High God, Whose blessing we invoke upon our arms, and we pray that no one who serves that cause will dishonour it with cowardice, inhumanity, or rapine. In this supreme hour, the Irish nation must, by its valour and discipline and by the readiness of its children to sacrifice themselves for the common good, prove itself worthy of the august destiny to which it is called.

Signed on Behalf of the Provisional Government:

THOMAS J. CLARKE

SEAN Mac DIARMIDA

THOMAS MacDONAGH

EAMONN CEANNT

P.H. PEARSE

JAMES CONNOLLY

1. Full Name: philip joseph george cahill
2. Nicknames: phil, philly, wheato
3. Birthday: 4th may '91
4. Place of Birth: cork
5. Zodiac Sign: taurus
6. Male or Female: male
7. Grade: 1st year of college
8. School: CSN
9. Occupation: lazy ass student, who works in a garage
10. Residence: ballyphilip
11. MSN Screen Name: steelyphil182@hotmail.com

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: brown
13. Hair Length: out grown, if you get what i mean
14. Eye color: blue
15. Weight: 13 stone
16. Height: 6'4
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?:yeah
19. Piercings: left ear. common, i know
20. Tattoos: no
21. Righty or Lefty: Right

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: James Carey
23. First Award: outstanding achievement of being awesome
24. First Sport You Joined: hurling - whites cross
25. First pet: dog
26. First Real Vacation: kerry bout 1995
27. First Concert: thin lizzy
28. First Love: cant remember

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: the outlaw josey wales
30. TV programme: friends, top gear. etc.
31. Color: blue
32. Rappers: are dickheads
33. Band: metallica, led zeppelin, thin lizzy, hendrix, all the old shit, the john butler trio, john frusciante, red hot chilli peppers, chickenfoot
34. Song Right Now: John butler trio - company sin / somethings gotta give / seeing angels
35. Friends: everyone from school i suppose, and from just around
36. Sweet: whatever
37. Sport to Play: surfing
38. Restuarant: whatever
39. Favorite brand: brands are the last thing im thinkin about
40. Store: ah i dunno
41. School Subject: im doing multimedia
42. Animal: tiger or something
43. Book: progressive rock drummin - andy griffiths
44. Magazine: thrasher, kingpin (the skate mag, not the comic villian guy) the skateboard mag, sidewalk, drummer, surfer, etc
45. Shoes: whatever

___Currently___

46. Feeling: awesome
47. Single or Taken?: single
48. Have a crush: yeah
49. Eating: nothing
50. Drinking: water
51. Typing: no, im screaming at the keyboard and its typing itself out of fear.
52. Online?: yes???
53. Listening: dont believe a word - thin lizzy
54. Thinking About: dave
55. Wanting To: surf
56. Watching: epicly later'd, stacy peralta videos
57. Wearing: era an aul wooly jumper

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: yeah
59. Want to be Married?: Yeah
60. Careers in Mind: own a skate surf shop, musician
61. Where do you want to live: anywhere just on a beach where' there's good surf
62. vehicle: skateboard / surfboard

____future female____

63. Hair color: whatever
64. Hair length: whatever
65. Eye color: doesnt really matter
66. Measurments: fuck it
67. Cute or Sexy: whatever
68. Lips or Eyes: either
70. Short or Tall: smaller than me
71. Easygoing or serious: seriously easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: i really dont mind
74. Sensitive or Loud: both,
75. Hook-up or Relationship: either
76. Sweet or Caring: both.
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: whatever, once theyre not too shy

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: gratuitous amounts, im fairly partial to the bit of drink
80. Smoked: no
81. Ran Away From Home: yes, but came back in like ten minutes
82. Broken a bone: nope, dislocated knees four times though.
83. Got an X-ray: Yeah
84. Been with someone: yeah
85. Broken Someones Heart:? dont think so
86. Broke Up With Someone: ? yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: yeah but it was a manly cry
88. Cried At School: no

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: i think so
90. Miracles: yes
91. Love At First sight: yeah
92. Ghosts: no. well, hopefully im right
93. Aliens: how can there not be?
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: hopefully
96. Hell: hopefully not
97. Angels: yes once theyre good
98. Kissing on The First Date: of course, im a guy
99. Horoscopes: i suppose

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You K

1. phil is awesome.

2. phil once walked down the street with a massive erection.
There were no survivors.

3. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures phil
allows to live.

4. When he was born, the nurse said, "Holy sh!t!
That's phil!" Then she had had s£x with him. At that point, she was
the third girl he had slept with.

5. When phil goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and
instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

6. In an average living room, there are 1,242 objects phil could use
to kill you, including the room itself.

7. The popular video-game "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed
two quid from phil and forgot to pay him back.

8. phil can count backwards from infinity.

9. Crop circles are phil's way of telling the world that 'sometimes corn needs
to lie the fu*k down.'

10. When phil jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet.
The water gets philled instead.

11. phil is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
tennis.

12. phil can divide by zero.

13. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it
notes that all world records are held by phil, and those listed in
the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

14. phil can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.

15. You are what you eat. That is why phil's diet consists entirely of
bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

16. phil once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his
Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of
Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

17. phil played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

18. If you were to lock phil in a room with a guitar, a year later
you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's.
When asked why he doesn't do this phil replied "Because Grammys are for
queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

19. On his birthday, phil randomly selects one lucky puppy to be
thrown into the sun.

20. phil doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his
d**k in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fu**ing another.

21. When phil does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's
pushing the Earth down.

22. Whenever phil puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion
into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind
him.

23. phil invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of
visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

24. phil coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse"
after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

25. phil haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.