Steven O'Keeffe

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Steven O'Keeffe
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Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da da daaa
Me, Myself, and I
It started out as a very ordinary day in college or so I thought...
I was making my annual trip to the shop in the college to get my hot chicken role. I asked for some tomato sauce. However, she put in tomato's instead. I thought to myself, "Oh this might be a taste sensation!"
Well it wasn't. Nothing good comes out of tomato's except tomato sauce! oh ya tomato soup as well, but thats all!


In other events:
Karl Spain mocked my hat. Why I oughta.....


Next person I hear who says choonz is getting a puck. Not by me tho. I'll probably get turk or Mike to do it.
Music
Ah sure tis alright I suppose. Blues, Classic Rock, Post Rock, Prepared Piano, Anything experimentally that involves instruments. Instrumentals are great! That sort of thing....
Bach's Organ Fugue in G Minor [the little] Fuppin Brilliant!
Toy pianos are the job. FACT!
Ah here like...
Aaaaammmmmm.... hello
Football
Fc.Internazionale Milano all the way!!!
Favourite song at the moment
Song For The Loved - Crippled Black Phoenix
Happiest When
I'm after a bottle of Buckie...
Scolleging!!!...
Not losing to Warren in Pro Evo
Not being annoyed
Im annoyed by
Annoying people and crows
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The IT crowd, Arrested development, The Office, Extra's etc...
The Other Half Of Me
Robert Dunne

Robert Dunne

Had something funny to say. Forgot it tho...

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  • Things you shouldn't do...

    1. Get a roll from the the shop in the college unless you want to be scouled at by a foreign person.

    2. Ask me to make you tea. Never gonna happen!

    3. Tell Warren he looks like Bruce Willis. He wont shut up about it.

    4. Ask Warren to do the dishes. He wont do them. I've been waiting about 4 months.

    5. Watch an Adam Sandler movie in my presence. I may break whatever it is that has his face on it.

    6. Agree with Warren on anything. It only feeds his ego.

    7. Give gruaig anything that can be set on fire because it will be set on fire.

    8. Tell Jan his mother hates him. Ask Alan what happens when you do!

    9. Steal Jan's hat. Ask Gruaig what happens when you do!

    10. Make me drink tea. Rotten!!

    11. Talk like Warren. It's too late for me. It seems I cant pronounce my T's properly anymore.

    12. Lift Gruaigs weights. They're really really really really really REALLY heavy.

    13. Sit next to Warren on a couch. He'll stab you to death with his elbows.

    14. Try to be first player when playing Warren in pro. He'll throw a fit and may stab you with his elbow.

    15. Get on a certain persons bad side. Ask Warren. He's first on the stab list. Gruaig is second. Im safe for the time being but who knows...

    16. Tell Warren to put on a hoodie. He likes [in his own words] 'to be comfortable in his own house', so he turns on the heta and makes everyone else uncomfortable.

    17. Plug out the speaker cables while something is being played through them. I'll give out to you. Ask the wierdo with his GAA polo shirt tucked into his pants [gimp of a tool] what happens.

    18. Play Halo in my presence. Your in for an evening of complaining.

    19. Score a tapa tapa in pro. Its just ghey and you'll be ridiculed.

    20. Let gruaig talk to security. Nothing good ever comes of it.

    21. Call Jan a prick. Ask Liam what happens.

    22. Punch a certain person in the face. You'll probably just move up in the stab list. ask Warren.

    23. Tell me Brown Eyed Girl is Van Morrisons best song. It's not like.

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  • Riddle:

    3 people walk into a motel.
    They ask the one behind reception how much it is for the night.
    She tells them 30 euro and they each hand over 10 euro each.

    Later on she realises she actually meant to say it cost 25 euro so she gives the bell boy 5 euro to give back to the three people.
    On his way to give them the money he realises he can't divide it out evenly so he gives them 1 euro each and keeps 2 for himself.

    After getting 1 euro back each that means each person paid 9 euro.

    So 9x3 = 27 and if you add the 2 euro the bell boy kept, it equals 29 euro.

    Where is the missing 1 euro?

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  • A great story from David Coverdale

    A woman meets a man in a bar.

    They talk. They connect. They end up leaving together.

    They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

    There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organising the display.

    There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

    She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of teddy bears.

    She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him.

    They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking:

    "Oh my God! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?"

    She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.

    He responds warmly.

    They continue to kiss, the passion builds and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

    She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

    The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly:

    "Well, how was it?"

    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes and says:

    "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."

    1 Comment 553 days

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    • Karen Walsh
      Karen Walsh

      ha il b down dar on gard wid u !!! cant wait oooooh

      12 weeks ago
    • Elaine Walsh
      Elaine Walsh

      did you camping sorry couldnt be there was there allot of bucky....when you back to limerick

      12 weeks ago
    • Jen
      luv Jen

      evenin sir, how goes the last days of summer for your good self? im workin for electric picnic this year so free festival to look forward to, wuhoo! you said you'd visit me this summer, it turns out you lied. thats terrible steve, just terrible. you're supposed to be my minder and ive done nothing but break myself off everything all summer. which is your fault. for shame. you better be around for my birthday...or else....

      12 weeks ago
    • Imelda Mc T
      luv Imelda Mc T

      as makers of the page can't not but attend... crazyyyyy...
      How u gettin on nyway?
      Grad tmoro not half organized :O
      Got a place in Galway n all happy out :)

      13 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Karen Walsh
      Karen Walsh

      Stevennnnnnn well wat da craic nw i must say its ben very eventful ! n urs im a bit behind on my bebo as always .. god sure its nearly over nw bk 2 partyin on hahaha !

      14 weeks ago
    • Imelda Mc T
      Imelda Mc T

      I'm sooo happyyy got 350 got enuf for wat I want!!! Galway here I come.... Just headin out delighre... How u been?!

      15 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Elaine Walsh
      Elaine Walsh

      are you going on this camping trip...........buuccckkkkkyyy!!!

      16 weeks ago
    • Daragh M
      luv Daragh M

      ya sounds good,just give me a shout as to where and when xxx

      17 weeks ago
    • Imelda Mc T
      Imelda Mc T

      lucky thing!!
      Saw pete doherty :) after our rant on which to see :L was sooooo good although wuda luvta seen yeah yeah yeahs fuk it pete was amazing :D
      Nothing much cept it's my birthday tomoro so I'm like a child all excited :L birthday excitement will never loose it's meaning with me :D wat bout yourself?!

      18 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Jen
      luv Jen

      heya, sorry i missed ya the other day sir, stayed up way too late the night before and slept in til ridiculous o clock then in retalliation... anyhoo, a thousand appologies!

      18 weeks ago
    • Imelda Mc T
      luv Imelda Mc T

      your going to Amsterdam??? U lucky thing... Sum pucclepop festival on maybe I hav the name wrong but it's along those lines but the lineup isn't as good as oxegen... But Amsterdam u lucky duck!! Took more than a few strepsils to sort me out but I'm all good now and I got thru oxegen it was unreal fabulous absolutely fabulous :L how hav u been keepin nyway?!

      18 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Sean Monaghan
      Sean Monaghan

      dont u mean sexy face send me a mess

      20 weeks ago
    • Imelda Mc T
      Imelda Mc T

      heard was good alrite wish I took the ticket and went web I had the chance, ended up not havin enuf money to go to punx picnic so went to this other festival on the beach was good craic :)
      Oxegen on Thursday u headin to any of it?!
      So unorganized n I have laramgitus so I'm scared lol

      20 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Sean Monaghan
      Sean Monaghan

      just did

      20 weeks ago
    • Sean Monaghan
      Sean Monaghan

      whats your google talk addy?

      20 weeks ago
    • Jen
      luv Jen

      hungover sir, very hungover! my family drove me to drink, and with hilarious and shamefull consequence, white wine jen made shit of me! how's you?

      20 weeks ago
    • Imelda Mc T
      luv Imelda Mc T

      steven hows things now....
      u enjoy ac/dc??
      slane was unreal....
      i heard thin lizzy wer replaced by the blizzards bad times :osorry bout the late reply btw things been hectic got myself a job an all :L

      20 weeks ago
    • Sean Monaghan
      Sean Monaghan

      In cork steve isint that apparent john tried to add you on bebo dono if he did

      20 weeks ago
    • Imelda Mc T
      luv Imelda Mc T

      sorry battery died earlier wen was chattin tya :o
      was suppose to b goin acdc think i told ya but goin punx picnic instead :)
      cant wait t get music over me :)
      then slane woop woop :D

      23 weeks ago
    • Jen
      luv Jen

      ugh dont talk to me, im ready to kill someone over it all like! how's you anyway? :)

      23 weeks ago