!~A guy has 4 different types of girls!~
1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
4. Hoes

~!*1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again..*!~

*2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO)*

!3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events..Dat call when Wifey acting up and you need a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there.!

~4) Hoes.. enough said! Trying to move up in life, Wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and have them in your phone. Backups incase a bitch or a boo slips up. Then you replace with a hoe

*PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN

JANUARY-----------I RAPPED
FEBRUARY---------I KISSED
MARCH-------------I SLEPT WITH
APRIL---------------I MADE OUT WITH
MAY-----------------I SLAPPED
JUNE----------------I BEAT UP
JULY-----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
AUGUST------------I BITCH SLAPPED
SEPTEMBER--------I KICKED
OCTOBER-----------I RAPPED ABOUT
NOVEMBER---------I KILLED
DECEMBER---------I MADE OUT WITH

*NEXT PICK THE DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON

1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------MY BOYFRIEND
3--------A MEXICAN
4--------YOU
5--------D-D-D-D-D-D-DORA (THE EXPLORER)
6--------A Banana
7------- A HOBO
8--------MYSELF
9--------A PENCIL
10-------MY EX
11------A LESBIAN
12-------A NOODLE
13-------A HOE
14--------A BOY
15-------P.DIIDY
16-------A TREE
17-------A MEXICAN
18-------A SPOON
19------- A GANGSTER
20-------A SEXY BITCH
21-------MY GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND
22------- SPONGE BOB
23-------A HOMO
24-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
25-------1000 PEOPLE
26------MY LOVER
27-------A GOTH
28-------MY HOMIES bf
29-------A PREP
30-------HIM/HER
31-------MY UNCLE

*AND THE COLOR SHIRT U ARE WEARING

WHITE---------BECAUSE IM A PINK POWER RANGER
BLACK----------BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY TACO
TAN------------BECAUSE IM BALLIN
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
GREEN------------BECAUSE IM OH SO SEXY
BLUE----------BECAUSE THAT?S WHAT I DO
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN.
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA.
NO SHIRT OR IN A TOWL------BECAUSE IM A PORN STAR.
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THAT?S HOW I ROLL.
RED--------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH.
MAROON--------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN--------- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHATEVER I WANT.
STRIPED---------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO.
TURQUOISE-----BECAUSE I LOVE HIM/HER
PINK---------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
TYE-DIE----------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
OTHER------------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL



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