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  • POOPIES


    GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

    CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

    WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

    SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

    POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

    LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

    GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

    DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

    CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

    GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

    SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

    WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

    THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

    THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

    7 Commentaren 1182 dagen

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    A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:

    1 Bar of Soap
    1 Toothbrush
    1 Tube of toothpaste
    1 loaf of bread
    1 pint of milk
    1 apple
    1 banana
    1 orange
    1 plum
    1 grapefruit
    1 tomato
    1 lettuce
    1 cabbage
    1 baking potato
    1 Kraft single
    1 samosa
    1 vegetable pakora
    1 muesli bar
    1 pie
    1 frozen pizza
    1 single frozen dinner

    The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack of Stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels.

    As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"

    The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How did you guess?"

    He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says, "Because you're fucking ugly."

    3 Commentaren 1221 dagen

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  • .Hannah.
    luv .Hannah.

    safe trip jennn have a brill summer love you x x x

    28 weken geleden
  • Werder Braymen
    Werder Braymen

    batman begins- is that true

    34 weken geleden
  • David Shanagher
    luv David Shanagher

    i really hope you actually do get a german email or else ill look quite silly..

    39 weken geleden
  • Aisling F
    Aisling F

    loadsa photos up! haha! have good hols!xx

    39 weken geleden
  • Noballs
    luv Noballs

    coolest person i know. I'm gna txt u now.

    39 weken geleden
  • Henry Hopkins
    Henry Hopkins

    Mr. Ding what a man

    42 weken geleden
  • Roddy Carroll
    Roddy Carroll

    The Raglans are moving to London to sign a record deal and tour the UK-

    They will be playing their final Irish show for what could be a long time in Greystones theatre this Friday Feb 6th.
    late bar and club open till 2 after show
    Special guests will be joining The Raglans on stage for what should be a great send off.

    Tickets 5 euro-On the door only. Limited availbilty. Arrive early

    Doors- 8.pm
    #'';

    45 weken geleden
  • Roisin Linnie
    luv Roisin Linnie

    Thats my kitchen...when the heck was tha?? Marions bday party this Sat..u better be thurrr...

    I'm going to Berlin on Wed would u believe..ah memories. U no that big maze/memorial thingy..was that in teh same area as the sony centre and the brandenburg gate or did i imagine that?!

    47 weken geleden
  • Noballs
    luv Noballs

    Ahahahahahah

    best. comment. Tell me this and no more....did you win the game??? or get murdered...im guessn if you got murdered, you didn go down easy..oh no. Slumdog is awn. I'll call u toosday. <3

    47 weken geleden
  • Roisin McGrane
    luv Roisin McGrane

    jus noticed wt u said nw n yeeeeees ou n abou soon piiiiiiiieeeeebaaaaallllll

    48 weken geleden
  • Roisin McGrane
    luv Roisin McGrane

    hahaha check ou dat fringe!!!!
    amsterdam wz insane so gud2gud cryd on d way hme!!!
    xxxxx

    48 weken geleden
  • Jain Casey
    Jain Casey

    Jesus, paddys hall 05! Maybe even 04? Jesus i forgot about that! Good times... Lets get crunk soon.x

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  • Sarah Mc Graynor
    Sarah Mc Graynor

    sarah and jen on the phone: blah blah blah

    *5minutes later*

    Caroline: HELLO?

    why not/why not?

    49 weken geleden
  • Jain Casey
    luv Jain Casey

    that pic never gets old. I miss paris.

    49 weken geleden
  • Kelvin Tan
    Kelvin Tan

    well jen hows it hangin??

    51 weken geleden
  • Sinead Finn
    luv Sinead Finn

    hahaha k dont tink my msn is workin (ur on btw dats y i sed dat haha)

    anyway so random haha dont even no y im sayin dis but neway i was jus lukin 4 a video a lil wile ago n guess wat iu found haha remember in ms.cummings class hahahaha so funny but now ive lost it again how annoyin hahahaha!

    oh n remember me n sarah cried wen u got ur leaving cert results :L jus tawt id add dat in der

    52 weken geleden
  • S A R A H
    S A R A H

    Hahahaha..... Saw you got caught!

    Did you get back in?

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