Michelle, wow, Michelle's so lovely, Michelle's my girl, I love her I love her I LOVE HER.

Any chance of a cheeky footjob then!

OH.............thats lovely

Every time, every fucking time. Buy 3 ounces of weed Sidney. Yes sir! Shove a bag of pills up your ass Sidney. Oh right away! Come help me save some random bint. OH COULD I! What have we learnt from this Sidney? Your friends are shit heads.

Remember when we were little, and you used to come round with your pink bike with the stabilisers? Sid: It wasnt pink! It was magenta!

(To Maxxie) Think what Max?- that you're a dirty little slut who fucks around with other peoples boyfriends!?

Multiple orgasm? What's that? Oh, must mean two women. One on each hand like mittens.

Because because, you can keep any bitch I got my rich tea (rich tea) I tell ya I'm a junky, a flunky, cruisin ma s' wid an oreo, don't need a ho, got ma garibaldi not Barlow, he's gone now, I need a kitkat when the rhymes fat, can't ya see I can't cheat, can a biscuit cheat like a mother? Hell no (but Johnny don't ya know uh oh)

We had 2 bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of high power blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multI coloured upers, downers, screamers, laughers, also a quarter tequila, quarter rum, case of beer, pint of raw ether & 2 dozen amiles, not that we needed all that for the trip but when you get locked into a serious drug collection the tendancy is to push it as far as you can.

Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!

Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it.

PLEASE. Tell me you got the fucking golf shoes.

I have never exploded. But I know what it would be like. Don't ask me how. I just know. I've always just known.

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy.

Welease Woderwick!

'I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus''

He has a wife you know... her name is Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks

'I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I can walk backwards as fast as you can'

These here are eyes... Baboon, Baboon eyes, in a.. in a... sauce

HES A CHILD MOLESTER!!!!!!!

I fart in your general direction!!!

I have got to stop having baths during Peter's shenanagins!

By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.

Holy crip, he's a crapple.

Lois: Oh GOD, Peter, HIT ME! Brian: YEAH! (slaps her on the ass)

Brian: You're drunk. Stewie: You're sexy.

Hey meg , 18 yet?

Cut my toast, cut my eggs, cut my milk (Waiter: I can't sir, it's liquid) What are you an imbecile? Freeze it then cut it

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! What can I do for YOU? You can fuck off! How would you like me to Fuck-off?

'Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.'