Simon Hughes
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- Jest z nami od: February 2005
- Ostatnio online: 3 dni temu
- bebo.gazeta.pl/dj_simon_hughes
- Music
- Dance, Rock, Pop, 70s & 80s Disco etc
- Films
- The Blues Brothers!
- Sports
- Football, the usual stuff!
- Scared Of
- Lots of things, but i'm not telling you!
- Happiest When
- I get paid or Out partying!
- Drunkest When
- I end up out for a quiet night in shawlands, drinking vodka redbull!
- Skintest When
- I have to renew my car insurance, for a car i never drive!
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How to treat a girl!!!
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say \"could be better\" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she\'s sleeping. If she is say \"you better be\" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she\'s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy\'s and Asian ladies.
7. If you\'re talking to another girl, make sure she\'s looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words \"fuck you\" and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you\'re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it\'s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you\'re really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear \"...because I can.\"
9. Introduce her to your friends as \"some chick\". Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she\'s cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say \"if you don\'t stop b*tching about the cold right now you\'re going to be b*tching about a black eye.\" The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she\'ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party\'s dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn\'t girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she\'s fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you\'re in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she\'ll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she\'s about to order interrupt and say \"No she\'s not hungry\". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I\'m talking about.
22. If you\'re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she\'ll think you\'re mysterious.
23. Remember her birthday but don\'t get her something. Teach her material objects aren\'t important. The only thing that\'s important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.0 komentarzy 536 dni
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Drinking!!!
SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him/her.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even recognise the room you're in.
FAULT: Don't panic - you've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they've any free pints anyhow.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest pet dog, complain about how house training has "gone to the dogs nowadays".
SYMPTOM: Pint appears unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You've fallen over backwards.
ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar counter.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag-ends.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurry.
FAULT: You're looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another pub/party
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed, have yez no homes to go to
ACTION: Confirm home address with barman, grab taxi home.
SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on a table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear though.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: That lager is too weak.
ACTION: Have more drink until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
SYMPTOM: Ugly woman/man in your sights.
FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
ACTION: Up dosage immediately.
SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
FAULT: You've been walking into things.
ACTION: Maintain dosage.
SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.
SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
FAULT: Taking an ambulance ride.
ACTION: It's too late, you made complete arsehole of self0 komentarzy 536 dni
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You Know!
You Know Your addicted To House Music When
The store clerk at the record store knows you by name.
The record store knows your tastes so well that they put that special import album behind the counter just for you.
You store your vast music collection in alphabetical order, by genre and in extreme cases by year.
You spend more money on CDs/records/mp3s than you do on clothes.
Your wardrobe consists mainly of t-shirts with group logos. Give yourself an extra point if any of them are no longer the right size or are too worn to wear, but you keep them anyway for sentimental reasons because they remind you of a special dance event.
Every MB of your mp3’s memory has been used. In fact, you have enough music to fill up several mp3 players.
The thought of other people touching your CDs makes you want to seriously hurt someone.
You take naps during lunch because you went dancing last night.
You never listen to the radio anymore because all you listen to are house music CDs.
When you say, "I need my FIX for the week." you are not referring to drugs.
You watch the MTV music awards and you don't recognize any of the new groups/singers because you never listen to that music anymore.
You are on the web all day long visiting House Music web sites.
You are pondering getting a license plate with House or Jack somehow in it.
You are a writer/columnist and all you think about is writing about House Music. (I hope it’s not just me)
You try to pass your addiction onto your other friends.
You walk into the club and everyone there is like family to you.
You maintain a dance-related website. Give yourself and extra point if your e-mail address is dance-related
If you have pets, at least one of them has a dance-related name
You copied all your house music to your office computer and that's all you listen to 9 - 5
Heaven is having lots of space on the dance floor.
Your password has either House or Jack in it.
You carry house music with you wherever you go, just in case
You constantly search the internet for house music related websites and information.0 komentarzy 536 dni
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Jordan X5 dni temu
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BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY
SAT 28TH NOV
JORDAN X
One of Northern Irelands fastest growing dj talent
WITH RESIDENT COLIN GENT
and support from McNiece
only 5 quid entry
8.30 til 1am ( be early )
Remember folks , its every sat night !!!
House music all night long !!
Lovin it !!!!
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Uber Girl5 dni temuHey Simon Hughes
Uber Girl took Scotland by storm in 2009 and in the process gave the Scottish modelling industry a much needed shake.
Taking in over 2500 entries... the biggest amount of entries ANY modelling competition has ever taken in this country.
Well now its all starting again. We will soon be taking applications but in the meantime, If you would like to register your interest in the 2010 Uber Girl Scotland competition please go to our website and register your details.
We will keep you posted on any news and updates.
ALSO......
Watch this space for a MAJOR announcement coming soon from the creators of Uber Girl
Love
Uber Girl x
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Zoo Nightclub5 dni temuHiya Simon Hughes
Hope you dont mind us letting you know that this Saturday Radio Clyde's George Bowie will be gracing the club with his legendary GBXperience club night.
Entry is £8 and is payable at the door.
Doors open from 9pm til 3am
You can catch the GBXperience every Saturday night on Clyde 1 FM. Dont tune in .. Miss out!
Are you coming?
Beat the Q with limited Qskips available all you have to do is reply with names and numbers and well sort the qskip for you and your friends!
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Destiny Is Back4 tygodnie temuHi Again Simon Hughes
It's Finally Here, The One You've Been Waiting For
DESTINY HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
5am Close (Subject To Licence)
Get Down To The Sports Cafe This Saturday
For The Biggest & Busiest Night Out In Glasgow
Room 1 : Noble Whitelaw (Destiny Anthems)
Room 2 : Halloween Party Room
Horror Facepainting, Halloween Cocktails,
Free Spooky Gift For First 200 People, Apple Dooking
The Return Of The Monster Co2 Cannon From Ibiza
£500 CASH FOR BEST COSTUME !!
Get Back To Us For Q-Jump Places
This Will Be Rammed, Get In Early Or Not At All
REMOVE AS FRIEND FOR NO FURTHER INFO
Much Love
Destiny x -
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New Fridays At Tiger Tiger4 tygodnie temuSimon Hughes
Just to let you know there is a Brand New Night Kicking off this Friday (30th October)
We The 90’s
Club Room consists of all the massive dance hits from the 90's from N-Joi to Alice Deejay, Vengaboys to Haddaway - Its All going on!!!
Also Tiger Lounge will be open on the night too playing all your party favourites xx
Guestlist available (Subject to availability) also VIP Area on offer.
On the Night:
**Full Club room Decor
**Confetti Cannons
**Free CD's
**VIP Area
+ much much more to be announced
Selected Drinks From £1.50
Dress Code : Smart But Casual / No Sports Wear
LAUNCH PARTY HALLOWEEN BASH! COME DRESSED UP - FREE ENTRY Before 12am
Free Entry Before 11pm
Visit Our![[b]](http://s.bebo.com/img/smiley/eico_bebo.gif)
page for all the goss plus go to out website (found on our page) for guestlist!
Tiger Tiger Nightclub
20 Glassford St
Glasgow
See you On Friday
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Noble Whitelaw4 tygodnie temu
Hi Again Simon Hughes
It's Finally Here, The One You've Been Waiting For
DESTINY HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
5am Close (Subject To Licence)
Get Down To The Sports Cafe This Saturday
For The Biggest & Busiest Night Out In Glasgow
Room 1 : Noble Whitelaw (Destiny Anthems)
Room 2 : Halloween Party Room
Horror Facepainting, Halloween Cocktails,
Free Spooky Gift For First 200 People, Apple Dooking
The Return Of The Monster Co2 Cannon From Ibiza
£500 CASH FOR BEST COSTUME !!
This Will Be Rammed, Get In Early Or Not At All !
REMOVE AS FRIEND FOR NO FURTHER INFO
Much Love
Noble x
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Jordan X4 tygodnie temu
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100 QUID FIRST PRIZE PLUS MORE
HALLOWEEN FANCY DRESS XTRAVAGANZA
FREE SHOT ON ENTRY TO EVERYONE
SAT 31ST OCT
BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY
ONLY 5 Quid entry
8.30 til 1am ( COME EARLY )
DJS COLIN GENT, EMO, REECE RODGERS PLUS MORE
HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG
LETS BE SEEING YA !!!
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Destiny Is Back5 tygodni temu
Hello Simon Hughes
Come Join Us This Saturday For :
THE ULTIMATE UV GLOW PARTY
MESSAGE BACK NAME + GUESTS + SOME LOVE FOR VIP GUESTLIST
DJ NOBLE WHITELAW(BONKERS, DESTINY
Big Room Anthems .. Old & Nu Skool
NEON FACEPAINTING ALL NIGHT
THOUSANDS OF GLOWSTICK GIVEAWAYS
DRINKS @ £1.50 ... DRINKS @ £1.50 ...
THIS NIGHT IS GETTING MASSIVE
GETTING BIGGER & BUSIER EVERY WEEK
Add Noble Whitelaw As Friend For Free Music Mixes
*Remove Us As Friends For No Further Info*
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Noble Whitelaw5 tygodni temu
Hello Simon Hughes
DESTINY @ SPORTS CAFE
Come Join Us This Saturday For :
THE ULTIMATE UV GLOW PARTY
DJ NOBLE WHITELAW(BONKERS, DESTINY
Big Room Anthems .. Old & Nu Skool
NEON FACEPAINTING ALL NIGHT
THOUSANDS OF GLOWSTICK GIVEAWAYS
DRINKS @ £1.50 ... DRINKS @ £1.50 ...
THIS NIGHT IS GETTING MASSIVE
GETTING BIGGER & BUSIER EVERY WEEK
*REMOVE US AS FRIENDS TO STOP FURTHER INFO* -
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Clubland Glasgow5 tygodni temuClubland comes to Glasgow Friday 30th October Halloween special. Only 2 weeks to go....
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Clubland Glasgow5 tygodni temu
Clubland comes to Glasgow Friday 30th October - Halloween special - Only 2 weeks away. PA, DJ SETS and MC's TBA
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This is THE Halloween night not be missed.
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United Nations Of Dance5 tygodni temuHey Simon Hughes,
DON'T MISS!
UNOD HALLOWEEN PARTY
FRIDAY 30th OCTOBER
Live Performance By
ULTRABEAT feat REBECCA RUDD
(EYLSIUM, I WANNA TOUCH, SURE FEELS GOOD)
+
£150 CASH PRIZE FOR THE BEST COSTUME
Drinks @ £1.50 // Doors 10pm // Entry Only £8
The Tunnel
84 Mitchell St,
Glasgow,
0141 204 1000
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Djstu-Mclean5 tygodni temuOnly 2 Weeks Away
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The Offical Clubland Halloween Party
With .. Friday Night posse Dj Set
Live Stage PA From D:CODE Ft. Emma ..
Love Fridays Residents
Full Clubland Halloween Decor .. Massive Giveaways
Much Much More TBA
Victorias Nightclub
Wot Will U Be Dressin Up As
October Mix Up For Download In The Blog Aswell So Get On it
www.djstu-mclean.co.uk
thought a wid leave u a wee on mate
LL Cool Jie 0 odpowiedziIts official the unofficial aftershow party @ Desire Nightclub.
Graeme Burch 0 odpowiedziAfter the 1st day of the festival...........It` ain`t Over !
Partying into the small hours of sunday morning at Desire Nightclub, Balloch
Sets by:
MASH
Geoff M (Sole Music)
Graeme Burch(Local Dj)
Hesky
Hughsy
St...
Its all about me!
Simon Hughes 0 odpowiedzi