u love to munch on a tasty, juicy, swaety cunt dont u u filthy bitch!!!!! raaaaar xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sorry for the quick reply im a bit of a raging bebo-er at work haha.
Yeh my music is doing really good had a few really good gigs nd got 3 songs i am really proud of (nothing like the one i gave u : | all acoustic these days ) and a couple of covers and a few works in progress will have to let ya hear them sometime.. still got ur portable desk? haha, not got a mans trolley yet!? see thats wot seperated us, ur still a low level runner whereas i was the man in charge! and tbh i dnt think u cud handle the crisps, mayb a bit of paperware here and there but crisps r bit out of ur league Yeh i do miss a bit of the turf wars, were good, also got u some protection from them damn Freezer workers! haha. Yeh i still have the odd bottle be4 i hit the beer when im drinking. dnt think i am forgettin bout that drink u owe me.... Gr xx

Hold me closer tiny dancer

Hey hows it goin? saw ur profile on a scan at work so thot id leave ya a comment, yeh im a hardworker me... Hows life treating ya? hope u dnt think that cos i left morrisons that ur turf extends to the crisps isle.... itl never happen haha.. xx

I can't believe it's been 29 weeks since we saw Megan's boobs... I think she should refresh our memories!!

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emm im not toally sure... louisa, a boy called euan, claire... quite a few more but i was drunk so dont remember! made a couple of them text u! i got very excited but later argued with most of them so havent made a good impression haha. xxxxxxxx

yeah me and my mummy r coming for a visit at some point! this decision was made while we were both drunk and reminiscing about the state i came home in last time haha. i bumped into a bunch of ppl u know at my mates party! i got pretty excited xxxxxxxx

Wheres my midget been hiding!?!??!?!?!? i havent seen you for very long time....i miss being neighbours!! x

Hey hows u long time no see x x x x x

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Hello Miss Carling! It has been far too long since we last drank together! Out this weekend? I haven't thrown many wild shapes for a while least of all with you! xxxxx

Missing me so much it hurts yet?


Thought so

Txt me back dick face!

You said the exact same thing when you saw me for the first time in like 2 days hahaha

Hello miss Carlin

hows it going? Uni all good and morrisons surviving?

miss u, dundee is pretty dull.

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hey Lovely

just wandering if i could get them socks any time soon!?

bus run on Monday and all that yopu know

thax hun

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