Choose United,
Choose 7 failed attempts at the european cup,
Choose to be knocked out of europe 5 times in 5 seasons,
Choose to waste countless millions
Choose to support a team from a city youve never been to,
Choose whingin,
Choose to wear shit grey shirts then blame them when Southampton stuff you,
Choose to release Cantona because hes the only one to realise how shit Cole is,
Choose not to condem your player after hes been convicted of assualt,
Choose to spend all your carreer in the reserves because the moneys good,
Choose a pshycopathic Irish man for your captain and call him a gifted visionary,
Choose to waste £7million on Cole,
Choose the arrogance to field your reserve team then bleat about the consequences,
Choose a racist albino with pink eyes and a red nose as your goalkeeper,
Choose not to be liked by anyone and pretend not to care,
Choose your own referee and assistants - except in europe,
Choose a scandanavian paperboy as your top goal scorer,
Choose to have the biggest squad in british football then complatin about injuries,
Choose your club before your country,
Choose wales before england,
Choose Paul Parker,
Choose to be arse licked by the media then accuse them of anti utd bias
Choose to forget 1969 - 1993 ever existed
Choose to change the team you support every 10 years,
Choose to shield your players from TV interview untill they can read and write,
Choose Remi Moses,
Choose to change your kit 6 times a season,
Choose to be snubbed by every decent player around the world and pretend you didnt want them anyway,
Choose self deception and delusions of grandure,
Choose your best player as a inchoherent, wife beating, alcoholic, Irish man
Choose to poach your impressive youth policy from other clubs,
Choose to sign a world class center forward beginning with S-H and pretend not to care when you get Sheringham instead of Shearer,
Choose to go for the tripple then end up with fuck all,
Choose embarasment,
Choose man utd.

If your a man utd fan and you took that offensively......GOOD.
Could be worse you could be German, you could be a german man utd fan then wed have to shoot you.

Speaking of course ofthe Three Great Alabama Icons… George Wallace, Bear Bryant and Ronnie Van Zant… Now Ronnie Van Zant wasn't from Alabama, he was from Florida…He was a huge Neil Young fan… But in the tradition of Merle Haggard writin' Okie from Muskogee to tell his dad's point of view about the hippies ‘n Vietnam, Ronnie felt that the other side of the story should be told.And Neil Young always claimed that Sweet Home Alabama was one of his favorite songs.And legend has it that he was an honorary pall bearer at Ronnie's funeral… such is the Duality of the Southern Thing…And Bear Bryant wore a cool lookin' red checkered hat and won football games… and there's few things more loved in Alabama than football and the men who know how to win at it…So when the Bear would come to town, there'd be a parade.And me, I was one a' them pussy boys… cause I hated football, so I got a guitar… but a guitar was a poor substitute for a football with the girls in my high school…So my band hit the road… and we didn't play no Skynyrd either… I came of age rebellin' against the music in my high school parkin' lot… It wasn't till years later after leavin' the South for a while that I came to appreciate and understand the whole Skynyrd thing and its misunderstood glory…I left the South and learned how different people's perceptions of the Southern Thing was from what I'd seen in my life… Which leads us to George Wallace…Now Wallace was for all practical purposes the Governor of Alabama from 1962 until 1986… Once, when a law prevented him from succeeding himselfhe ran his wife Lerline in his place and she won by a landslide… He's most famous as the belligerent racist voice of the segregationist South… Standing in the doorways of schools and waging a political war against a Federal Government that he decried as hypocritical… And Wallace had started out as a lawyer and a judge with a very progressive and humanitarian track record for a man of his time.But he lost his first bid for governor in 1958 by hedging on the race issue, against a man who spoke out against integration…Wallace ran again in '62 as a staunch segregationist and won big, and for the next decade spoke out loudly… He accused Kennedy and King of being communists.He was constantly on national news, representing the “good? people of Alabama…And you know race was only an issue on TV in the house that I grew up in…Wallace was viewed as a man from another time and place… And when I first ventured out of theSouth, I was shocked at how strongly Wallace was associated with Alabama and its people… Ya know racism is a worldwide problem and it's been since the beginning of recorded history… and it ain't just white and black… But thanks to George Wallace, it's always a little more convenient to play it with a Southern accent.And bands like Lynyrd Skynyrd attempted to show another side of the South… One that certainly exists, but few saw beyond the rebel flag… And this applies not only to their critics and detractors, but also from their fans and followers.So for a while, when Neil Young would come to town, he'd get death-threats down in Alabama… Ironically, in 1971, after a particularly racially charged campaign, Wallace began backpedaling, and he opened up Alabama politics to minorities at a rate faster than most Northern states or the Federal Government.And Wallace spent the rest of his life trying to explain away his racist past, and in 1982 won his last term in office with over 90% of the black vote… Such is the Duality of the Southern Thing…And George Wallace died back in '98 and he's in Hell now, not because he's a racist… His track record as a judge and his late-life quest for redemption make a good argument for his being, at worst, no worse than most white men of his generation, North or South…But because of his blind ambition and his hunger for votes, he turned a blind eye to the suffering of Black America.And he b

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