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Emma Barbour
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- Me, Myself, and I
- WHAT THE FUCK!? Bebo says I dont have friends anymore.. and when i click on the friends thing it says ' No friends
' and i die a little inside. No wonder everyone hates you bebo......
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Oh. Aye
Brrrrrrrrrra!
Make me a cup of tea and I will probably love you forever..
Wayyy, you're not quite as dan-fantastic as I.
Andy and Amz babes are acers totes are dude (: (H) (Y)
Sigh.. I heart Rachael, she is my world..
I miss her..
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- Matchbox Twenty own u all!! Radiohead, Damien Rice, Snow Patrol, Joy Division, New Order, Editors, Guillemots, Bon Jovi, Paolo Nutini, Air Traffic, The Clash, The Jam, The Beatles, Stereophonics, Amys Macdo & Whino, Jamie Scott & The Town, Arcade Fire, Coldplay, Dire Straits, Bob Dylan, McFly, Muse, Boy Least Likely To, Razorlight, Chillis, Athlete, Boy Kill Boy, Franz, Kaisers, Twang, The View, Killers, The Enemy, Kings of Leon, Goo Goo Dolls, Plain White T's, Hard-Fi, Holloways, Jack Penate, Jamie T, Kate Nash, Embrace, Milburn, Jet, Jeff Buckley, Nirvana, The Fratellis, Oasis, Pigeon Detectives, ROD, The White Stipes, The Hives, The Strokes, Waterboys, The Futureheads, Greenday, Placebo, All American Rejects, Regina Spektor, Biffy, Art Brut, Monkeys, Captain, The Charlatans, Guns n Roses, James Blunt, Keane, The Coral, Dirty Pretty Things, Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros, Kasabian..
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- The Klaxons, The Kooks, The Wombats, Iglu & Hartly, KT Tunstall, Larrikin Love, Adele, Little Man Tate, Maccabees, Blur, Grammatics, Manics, Counting Crows, Alphabeat, One Night Only, Laura Marling, Attic Lights, Jason Mraz, Madness, Maroon 5, The Dykeenies, Ryan Adams, Maximo Park, Mumm-Ra, Cold War Kids, Primal Scream, Zutons, Queen, REM, Stones, Stone Roses, MGMT! Lily Allen, Mika, Lil Chris, Sigur Ros, Scouting For Girls, Hoosiers, Sex Pistols, The Little Ones, Scissor Sisters, Starsailor, Badly Drawn Boy, Jamiroquai, Glasvegas, The Subways, T.Rex, Train, The Shins, Travis, Thom Yorke, U2, The Verve, We Are Scientists, The Cure, Echo & The Bunnymen, Jimmy Eat World, Feeder, The Tender Box.. Foos, Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly, The Fray, Gomez, Jack Johnson, Ben Folds... etc...
- Sports
- Football.. none of this footy crap. Its football. The Almighty Rangers (pfft, we own..) and the Almighty Leeds United (wooo! division 1 here we come!). And thats it.. And Ice Hockey, boom!
- Scared Of
- The almighty god-stick *cowers in the corner*
May I also point out that rachael scares me shitless aswell....so, so violent...so, so uncalled for... - Gay...
- frosties dude, people who dont like the matchbox (: people who put perfectly good muffins in the bin.. world cup ending on pens, pens deciding games in general, primary 3's who smoke/ drink (but only with other primary 3s cos then its SUPER cool..) Matt Dawson, when its cold and my toes hurt, other road-users, my driving and the road rage that accompanies it, Radio 2, John Moston and his prejudice views, Lawro the homosexual, Bloc Party, their over-hyped music and woeful opinions, My Chemical Romance, all yer beats and what-not.. losing at anything, early mornings, bebo peados, Christiano Ronaldo, Bolton, phone/ipod death when you're still in town, Ian McCall and his lack of simple football knowledge, poor chat.
- Not so gay...
- those retards i unwillingly assosiate myself with, famamily, advanced english, really good books (: NME, music with no words, music with words that make no sense, music with words that are clever, GOOD music, gigos, my converses, my ipod, when people are nice, people who can take jokes, seeing people you havnt seen in ages, when the cats been on my bed and its all cosy right at my feet.. mmmmm.. cups of tea, finding new bands, buying CD's and then wanting to marry said CD, doing jack but watching the football on a saturday afternoon, phonecalls that are there for the sole purpose of allowing us to imagine we live in the same place, mighty boooosh, scrubs, green wing, lazy days, gameboys, house, grey's anatomy, entrourage, saying boom, big bang theory! strawberry quailty streets.. Chris Kamara, Q, cruisin' aboooot, konditing it up, 'Oakers and all it's awesome glory, grabbin bacon rolls downtown with christopher and laurence (: Andy and Amz Babes.. Thay are babes (H)
- gayface
- Buh… suppose height deserves a box, eh!? Wellllll she’s awfully silly, pretty much all of the time.. Takes things in good bant which is nice, ‘cause she’s quite fun to rip (: lets me have el campo – the comfiest bed in the west - which means I have no money, but I get a bed, so yaas... even if I sometimes don’t get sugar in my tea… ): (hold the innuendos, please
) Although that’s all shtoppin for a year while she pisses of to Afrikaaa.. Boner
She even manages to give me back my CD's from time to time.. how’s about that!? Abuses me constantly, but one supposes she’s pretty fly for a wee guy… ILY Babes
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx… ahahaha, simmer thanks.
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The Korean B E L L Y J A R P R O J E C T
Ok, here we go...
Tall Bob and Retarded Bill have a slight problemo.. just a slight one. So, to overcome this slight problem, me and Suzi came up with an amazing idea to help them:
So, the plan is for me and Suzi to give briths to stomachs for Bill and Bob. Madness i hear u cry. Nonesense i scream back.
Today, we were aimlessly sitting in human blodge, when we pondered more into our bellyjar project.
Mr. J. told us that if we wished, we could actualy bump some DNA of Bob and Bill and it is possible to grow a stomach. He did, however, tell us one slight downside. The only cells we can use to copy ANY type of tissue is stem cells (from the cordy thingy for the less smarter of u all)
A la gut I hear u all think quitely to yourself... well, no. Not really... So the new and improved plan goes a lil bit like this...:
Mr J. is a big scary RAF man, so he will fly me out to China where I will find 2 pregnant ladies and they wil give me their babies when they are born, and the stems cells from the umbilical cord of each child (as they wil be girlies and they have no morals in China, so the parents wont want the babies). I will pay them each a fiver and 2 fags for their kind services and the babies will be called Bellyjar 1 and Bellyjar 2 (BJ1 and BJ2 for short). So once I have the babies and the frozen stem cells, I will swim across to korea (HA! how ace am I?!?!) where I will meet Suzi, Mr. J and the surgeon who wil preform like 12 operations for us. I will give Mr J. the babies to take back to the U.K and our sponser, Kelly will auction them off. The money she gets for them wil go to paying Mr J. for the flights (so tht Kelly doesnt have to sleep with him). So me and Suzi will become pregnated with stomachs and for 8 months live as koreans.
Mr J. wil them fly out Bob and Bill (on separate flights coz tht would be waaaay too messy having them on the same flight) and we will inject them with some illegal substance. The surgeon will then place the second stomachs inside Bob and Bill.
Bob and Bill wil then (as Mr J. put it :"theoretically") live with two stomachs. One of the stomachs will have a valve like the one you find in the heart, so to prevent a back flow of substances. This means that they can carry on doing what they do, bt don't damamge themselves.
Me and Suzi wil then win Nobel prizes for our bellyjar idea. (although Kelly does desreve a mention for the times she will most probably bail us out of jail....) We will thn take over the world, growing anything and everything (like and extra ear for the deaf and eyeballs for the blind)
But remember children, we are only hear to help problemos.. it will not be used for vain purposes (unless we get payed loads for it
) then we wil change our morals...
The three of us are all geniuses *high-five*9 Comments 361 weeks
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Nic6/15/09ermmm not really lol, well i didn't really notice. oh yea that's it just rub it in lol. upto much these days? xxxx
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Nic6/15/09haha as if, i went down at like 9:45
yeea, i know, who in their right mind wants to work a saturday night lol. xxxx
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Nic6/15/09haha it was pretty alright up unti then though..but oh well more weekends ahead of me. ahh that's cool, yea i'll just phone & book a holiday, i haven't really asked anyone besides ross & sian. xxxx
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6/15/09
Nic
goood stuff, i'm good thanks. was ok, yaknow. yea for a bit but jame was super drunk & caused an arguement so that just ruined it tbh lol. haha cos i'm super super nice you can have some back
btttw, don't suppose you would wanna do my saturday shift please? i would owe you a shift or whatever? xxxx
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Nic6/15/09heeey how are you? been upto much? xxx
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5/23/09
Sian Davidson
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Oh really?! Good! Was a little worried.. Told my brother. Haha. He just laughed. Niiiice. Yeah, it was okay. Nothing that exciting, but was good to get away Work tomorrow
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4/30/09
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4/6/09
Andrew Duncan
Well I am sorry that I had to use something to mince it
Yer msn no workin? anguish xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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4/6/09
Andrew Duncan
Yes but the after that I didn't hestitate and went straight to the mincing
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4/5/09 via Mobile
Rebecca R
I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I READ ABOUT YOU IN HIS BLOG! GO TO JASONSBEBOBLOG.COM TO SEE IT. IS IT TRUE??gisele
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Rachael Crockett4/2/09Hahahahah NAE MATES! hehe I hate umtata internet... the only website i can go onto is beebs and i've paid for an hour not knowing this face... guttttted! Hows everything going? ooo btw my cousin Ryan had his baby couple of days ago :-) xxxxxxx
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Rachael Crockett3/5/09Alright bud :-) Got your email. I am so so so sorry for putting you through it all...but what is it like for me!? I dotn even know the guy!!!!!!!! Ill try and write a reply in a min, but not got much time left at alla internet... Loves Rach xxxxx ps your letter finnnnnaly got posted this week :-) enjoy xxxx
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Rachael Crockett2/5/09Hey hommmmie!! Got your letter yesterday, actually made my day, cracked me up so much!!! But im sooooo going to beat 19 pages....no sweat. It also took me ages to work out "two kaiiiiiii niiiiiiiiiine" laura had to decipher for me....im loosing my touch! The man jangle is firmly planted on my wrist, i had to take the T 08 bangle off cause it was getting too dirty.... sad sad times Also, bloc party, aberdeen 3rd october...... fancy it? Im already going to the edinburgh one three days later with mum and Laura, but i think me and mum are hitting aberdeen too, so up for it? You might have to email mum if you are....cause tickets go on sale tomrorow..... denmoregroup.com.... Hope your doing alright, reply letter will be soon Love you very much Rach xxxxxx
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Rachael Crockett1/26/09I just got stung by a bee for the first time today. Just thought you'd like to know. My luck really cant get any worse can it?! xxxxxxxx
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Rachael Crockett1/22/09Hey you, Back to the hell hole that is umtata... depresed as ever now... And my flimming bag got knicked in Cape Town so ive got a different number. Ill email it to you later. You might get a depressed phomecall sometime soon. Bet you cant wait :-) xxxxxxxx
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Rachael Crockett1/14/09HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Have a look at the Munts page.... particularly the photos.... BERGH! Quality. XXXXXX
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Anna Xxx12/23/08merry shitmas!! and a happy new year!! xXx
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Chelsey Lownie12/13/08wat u even on about. the officials actually did their jobs rite 2 day for once. except novo dived jst outside the box nd they gt a freekick. novo actually dived 3 times in the box before gettin the freekick jst outside. u see united dnt hav 2 cheat to get a draw against rangers bt of course rangers have 2 to get a draw!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chelsey Lownie12/13/08OMG! rangers r sooo lucky. they got the break nd it landed rite at Novos feet. use r so jammy. we should of easily WON!! wb x


'Aa right Stumps? Fancy seein' you here
Jenny Watson 0 RepliesNo it is not a turd with legs & a tail.
Kellysaurus 0 RepliesIt is supposed to be your favourite little souris de francais!
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