one.
If youre ugly
stop actin like you dont kno it.
The captions under your picture that says,
"top model pose"
"sexcii bitch" and
"arent i hot"
doesnt convince anyone.

two.
To all the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious??
Nobodii in the unverse can keep up with that many friends.
Youre stupid
Go stand in traffic

three.
Never post picz and saii,
"OMG, im so fat" or
"OMG, im so uglii"
because if you were,
you wonldnt have posted them.

four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet,
dont try to act all hardcore with the keyboard...
Fightin over the inkternet is like racing in the special
olympics even if you win youre still slow.

five.
Makin 20 bulletins about how you just posted
new picz and begging people to comment them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to and people who actually care
about you will definetly comment on your picz.

six.
If all your picz look the same,
dont post them all . No one wantz to
see your face eight different wayz.

seven.
Who really cares if I dont accept you as a friend,
MOVE ON!!!!!!! Dont send me anotha request or message askin,
"whats up with you not addin me??"
I dont want you as a friend thats whats up.......

eight.
If you decide to read this youre a Real Bebo Friend.
Real friendz read another's bulletin to see bout them

nine.
Pass this on and maybe it will get through
peolpe's brains {[(IF THEY HAVE THEM)]}

ten.
And if you open a message and it says somethin like,
"repost this in 100 secondz or a ghost will rape your dog tonight!!"
IGNORE IT, ITZ NOT REAL
QUIT BEING A DIPSHITT!!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE AT ALL
COME UP WITH THAT STUFF THINKIN
THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR IT. AND YOU DO!!!!

Idid not make these rules,
but im tryin to make an obvious point
"DONT BE A BEBO NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Kiss on the Stomach---"Let's have sex"

*Kiss on the Forehead---"Forever you will be mine"

*Kiss on the Ear---"I'm horny"

*Kiss on the Cheek---"We're friends"

*Kiss on the Hand---"I adore you"

*Kiss on the Neck---"We belong together"

*Kiss on the Shoulder---"I want you"

*Kiss on the Lips---"I love you"

"WHAT THE GESTURE MEANS"

*Holding Hands---"We can learn to love eachother"

*Slap on the Butt---"That's mine"

*Playing with the Ear---"I can't live without you"

*Holding on Tight---Don't let go"

*Looking into eachother's Eyes---"Don't leave me"

*Playing with hair on Head---"Tell me you love me"

*Arms around Waist---"I love you too much to let go"

*Laughing while Kissing---"I'm completely comfortable with you"

"ADVICE"

*Don't ask for a kiss take one

*If you were thinking about someone while reading this you're definitely in love