Capricorn employees (December 22 - January 19)

{ Most of it isnt true i have to admit } !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about that busy worker with the reserved manner who wears suspenders and parts his hair in the middle? He usually comes in a few minutes early and leaves a few minutes late. His head is fastened firmly to his shoulders, and his pencil points are always sharp. The staff calls him 'Sir', salesmen call him 'Mister', and you call him when there's trouble. Of course he's a Capricorn.

Who else could you load up with a pile of work that would stagger a horse - but not a goat? He's your dependable safety valve when things get snarled and disorganised, and he comes through for you without making a big fuss about it. I doubt if he ever dashes into your office. He walks in, and he probably checks first to see if you're busy. His clothes and manner are both conservative, and he's the only one in the bunch who never gets caught without his umbrella when it rains. He won't lose his brief case in the subway, or forget where he left his lunch.

The last time you saw him flash a bright, toothpaste grin was when your secretary mentioned he didn't know how the office could run without him. He's not the grinning type. Or the foolish, frivolous type. The typical Capricorn employee is conscientious almost to a fault. If he makes a mistake or commits an error of judgment, he's miserable. Falling down on his job depresses him. He'll come back to the office and work over­time if you need him, but he won't like it if you make him miss dinner at home with his family too many nights. You won't find him changing jobs often. The Capricorn decides early what the goal will be, and pursues it with unswerving persistence. He is not flighty or undecided about his future.

Please come here, - C'mere I want ya.

My runners smell, - Naful smill auf me tackies,

Sorry I didn't quite catch that, - Oi wat u sayin.

I was slightly drunk, - Fairly scuttered last night

How are you ! - How's it goin feene/ beure!

You silly person - Ya goul ya

You really are a silly person - Ya goul bag.

I'm afraid that I can't go for that, - I will in me ring

May I have a bag of chips with garlic dressing - givus a garlic
chipancheese

You unlawful person - f*ckin' scobe

There was quite a lot of people - there was a rake of people

We'd better leave, the gardai are appraoaching- Boult, d shades!

Will you make love to me - gifs the ride

Do you understand me - nowah mean man

I will fight you - i'll claim ya

Theres a swimming pool in the house - poolnalnit

Run away now - Boult boys

Have you got a cigarette - giz a fag boss

Have you got a bit of hash - give us d makings

Can you ride a horse - canya jock a horse

Hello, I met you before in a pub but I can't remember your name -
Storeee bud?

Jennifer, would you come here please - Jen-Fer cmere i wan cha

Lets drive up and down O'Connell Street in our Johnny Go Fast cars at
3.30am with the 10 petrol we have in the car - mon, we go cruisin'.

If you continue to talk to me in that tone of voice I will hit you
-cape it up now and I'll bust you.

You are being a bit unreasonable - there's a clever girl

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