WINDOWS........... You open them when it's hot
MODEM............. What you do to silage fields
INTERNET.......... Where ferrets chase rabbits
KEYBOARD.......... Where you hang your keys
LOG ON............ Making the fire hotter
LOG OFF........... Now it's to hot
HARD DRIVE........ Getting home during bad weather
DOWNLOAD.......... Taking bales off a trailer
MEGAHERTZ......... What you get when your not to careful downloading stuff
REBOOT............ Putting your wellie on after it got stuck in the mud

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word-
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10.What reminds you of me?
11.If you could give me anything what would it be?
12.How well do you know me?
13.When was the last time you saw me?
14.Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
15.Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

pick the month u were born

January--i kicked
Febuary--i loved
March--i did the macarena with
April--i played with
May--i danced with
June--i murdered
July--i sang to
August--i had lunch with
September--i choked on
October--i smoked
November-- I yelled at
December--I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a mexican
7-------a llama
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------a ninja
12-------a banana
13-------chuck norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------an ipod
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------a cd
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------my cell phone
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im cool.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i keep it gangsta