Whatever do you mean!! Actually we are not having a Christmas Party this year, It got a little crazy last year!!! So no drunken work related fun for me!!

Still working on the boats? You can't want to be out at sea for Crimbo time!! It doesn't have to be like a Hallmark card! Mine never is!

Hiya, Hows it goin?

Congrats to Luke, Supreme Champion, that must've been some bird!!! Never read all the bumf, how did yours do?

Looking forwad to Christmas?

well helloo! mr bruce, how the hell are ya, long time no hear!! got my computer sorted so back online, thought you would have been dead by now lol, how have you and luke been, anything new or excitin!!!!! oh what about the facebook thing, did you set one up, gonna set one up me self so, will have a look for you on it!!

u cheeky bastard!!!! well...i made it and it is rotten so im going out for a ma tea lol

im amking soup

hahahahahah aye i feel old....thats pish on the job front i know how u feel but i think things are gonna look up for us noo

awrite ya auld wreck hows this week treating you...thanks furt wishing me a happy birthday ya heartless bastard lol hows the new job going

search for me...suzanne rankine x

hahahahahaah no pet no job yet ....u know me donald i dont drink lol....well iv not saw u in ages so il need to sort sumthing out christ i miss yi you old wreck...wits the job daeing?????? when are u cumin ti see me ya bass

DONALDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO IM HAME AND I MISS YOU ...i hink in your heart o hearts you want to take me toa party dont you?????? aye????? when are u cuming ti see mi you ball bag... im moving into my new house asap youl have to visit me or il send a plague of locust to bettyhill to eat your sheep and pillage your land. and youll be like this " " and say nooooooooooooooooooooooo and il be like this " \/," and give you the fingers .........and things will blow up and FLLLLLYYYYY across the countryside and there will be many deaths in wind and fire and the town of betty hill will be devasted and i will be victorious and silently confident as i always am ...then i will have tea and cake and there will be NONE FOR YOU.....so i think u really shud get in touch lest you be maulled by my fury



amazing to think i am actually sober and its early in the morn xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Fit like,,,So fits yir new job dae-in..?? I,m well steened,
and gettin stuck intae ma voddie,,jist blastin The Rezillos the noo...Then fir the Damned...I,ve no been
up tae fuck all the day..jist enjoyin the grass and sittin
at the cliffs...

Fit like there,,How are ye dae-in..?? I,m dae-in okay,
Just blastin the Ramones the noo,and sinking some
voddies,,,I,ve no been up tae much,had a sma perty on
seterday nicht,,wis really pissed,,,Felt great in the morning,but a fucker o a hang-oo,er in the efternin.well
better get anither record on before ma bed...Oh!! fuckin
dog walk before bed,,better hae twa voddies then...

isnt it fuckin glorious word

hahaha ur cheeky

i bored

haha AYE! itl b reet good to b home and ul havti cum n c mi

btw im home in two weeks

oi wot u up too?

Aye wot the fuck woz that all about!? Who was it?? The fuckin rozzers woz swarmin later on too

Fit like,,Hows are ye dae-in..??Are ye keepin yir-sell oot o bether..?? Well I,m sinkin some voddie and blastin some new punk tunes,plus hae-in a wee smoke....Hiv ye heard anything aboot yer charges yit..?? Well I,d better git anither voddie poured.........