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We call him the hairless mexican, but you can call him The General. He'd love that.
Me, Myself, and I
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I'm Harvey, and I'm here to give you jip.


Why do I always go on this when I'm sad?

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The Other Half Of Me
Gillian Mc Carthy

Gillian Mc Carthy

Gamo haha!

This is how we met, d'you remember?
Best friends now for how many years?_STOP.
If You Gotta Run,
Run From Home
Shit.
Natasha Khan. Raspberry. Oil Pastels. Goin' Tesco. Humphrey Bogart. Lime. Garter Lane. Hugo White. Youtube. The Rumble Strips. HAIR. Pineapple Calippo. Vocals by 'Lando Weeks. North-Side Dublin. James Treays. Obama. Lefty guitarist. Lefty anything.
Shit.
Shit.
I suggest you
READ BETWEEN THE STAVE.
Videobox.
You're leaving alone, but you came together?
Shit stuff.
The Beatles, Earth Wind and Fire, Jamie T, The Prodigy, Daft Punk, Bat For Lashes, Antonio Vivaldi, Franz Schubert, Empire of the Sun, E.L.O., Spandau Ballet, Wings, Justice, MSTRKRFT, Steely Dan, Bill Withers, Fleetwood Mac, Chris Rea, Tears For Fears, Interpol, Kings of Leon, Flight of the Conchords, Friendly Fires, Soulwax, Salt 'n Pepa, The Mummers, Franz Ferdinand, The Specials, Louis Armstrong, The Maccabees, ESSER, ..... Most things really.

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  • a Tim burton classical coincidence! gaisce girls will get this!!

    ROBOT BOY,
    by
    TIM BURTON



    Mr and Mrs Smith had a wonderful life.
    They were a normal, happy husband and wife.
    One day they got news that made Mr Smith glad.
    Mrs Smith would be a mom,
    which would make him a dad!
    But something was wrong with their bundle of joy.
    It wasn't human at all,
    it was a robot boy!
    He wasn't warm and cuddly
    and he didn't have skin.
    Instead, there was a cold, thin layer of tin.
    There were wires and tubes sticking out of his head.
    He just lay there and stared,
    not living or dead.

    The only time he seemed alive at all
    was with a long extension cord
    plugged into the wall.

    Mr Smith yelled at the doctor,
    "What have you done to my boy?
    He's not flesh and blood,
    he's aluminium alloy!"

    The doctor said gently
    "what I'm going to say
    will sound pretty wild.
    But you're not the father
    of this strange-looking child.
    You see, there still is some question
    about the child's gender,
    but we think that it's father
    is a microwave blender."

    The Smiths' lives were now
    with misery and strife.
    Mrs Smith hated her husband,
    and he hated his wife.
    He never forgave her for her unholy alliance:
    a sexual encounter
    with a kitchen appliance.

    1 Comment 560 days

  • The wonderful bubble Magz and I live in =]

    _______________________
    -->Conversation 1)

    Margaret says:
    omg were such cheeses
    Margaret says:
    what cheese dyou want to be
    Margaret says:
    il be galtee cow cheese slices
    Margaret says:
    you can bE CAMEMBERT cos you smell
    Margaret says:
    nah i kid
    Margaret says:
    when you read this youre going goo ..right..
    Margaret says:
    yeah
    Margaret says:
    .
    Margaret says:
    i love you
    Emma =] says:
    I LOVE YOU
    Emma =] says:
    I want to be camembert
    Emma =] says:
    fucking LOVE that chese lol
    Emma =] says:

    Margaret says:
    im so weird
    Margaret says:
    HAHAHA WERE SUCH CHEESES OMGOMG CAN I BE COWCHEESE
    Emma =] says:
    I don't mind goat or cow don't bother me
    ____________

    -->Conversation 2)

    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    YOYO
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    COWCHEESE
    Margaret says:
    fuck
    Margaret says:
    wait now
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    what;s this?
    Margaret says:
    lupe fiasco
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    OMGGGGGGGGGG
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    ZZZZZZZZZ
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    k g2g for SHOWAHHHH!
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    YIEH SHOWAAAAHH
    Margaret says:
    me too
    Margaret says:
    HAHA
    Margaret says:
    i hate
    Margaret says:
    SHOWAH
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    I hate
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    GREASY HEYAHH
    Margaret says:
    showah
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    (hair) :\
    Margaret says:
    me too
    Margaret says:
    but
    Margaret says:
    shower
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    SHOWWWWWAAAAHHH OOOOOOOOH YIEH
    Margaret says:
    haah
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    and at ten o clock
    Margaret says:
    hummer
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    really we've become such damned rebels
    Margaret says:
    22:39 actualllay
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    ah
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    if you are what you say you are... a superstar
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    then have no fear
    Margaret says:
    i love that song
    Margaret says:
    its sooo cool
    Margaret says:
    ive only realised how much yar hormones can make ya feel all over the place
    Margaret says:
    srsly
    Margaret says:
    lupe fiasco
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    all over the place?
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    haha how?
    Margaret says:
    i dont know
    Margaret says:
    blegh
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    oh BODILY hormones!
    Emma =] SUCH a big cheese says:
    I thought you meant HARMONIES I make up to songs
    Margaret says:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
    Margaret says:
    lol
    Margaret says:
    rofl
    Margaret says:
    A SUPER STAR
    Margaret says:
    then have noo feear
    Margaret says:
    the crowd is here
    _________

    _______________________________

    -->Conversation 4)
    ________________
    Margaret says:
    im drwaing this DOOOOOOOOODE at the mo
    Margaret says:
    and he has his hood up lol\
    Margaret is doing art says:
    what il we call the dude sitting by the metro
    Emma =] where's my mustache gone?! says:
    jasper
    Margaret is doing art says:
    since hes a dude
    Margaret is doing art says:
    JASPA
    Margaret is doing art says:
    like a hommie
    Emma =] where's my mustache gone?! says:
    JASPAH MA HOMESLICE!
    Margaret is doing art says:
    i acutally never heard of homeslice before only last week from sean
    Emma =] where's my mustache gone?! says:
    srsly?!
    Margaret is doing art says:
    hes more of a normal boy
    Emma =] where's my mustache gone?! says:
    duuuuude....
    Margaret is doing art says:
    bit gangsta
    Margaret is doing art says:
    well i THINK i heard it afore
    Emma =] where's my mustache gone?! says:
    who?
    Emma =] where's my mustache gone?! says:
    jasper?
    Margaret is doing art says:
    but i was like homeslice
    Margaret is doing art says:
    mm
    Margaret is doing art says:
    yeah JASPA
    Emma =] where's my mustache gone?! says:
    yeah he was raised by his two dads in the gay district of paris though
    Emma =] where's my mustache gone?! says:
    he's quite an objective boy
    Mar

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  • the alphabet according to 3 waterford girls....... partly inspired by letterland....hehe

    By hannah o'sullivan, gillian mc & emmmmm-uh powah
    This makes me feel so doirty bah.

    A-Anal Sex Andy
    B-Backwards Barry
    C-Cock-y Carrol
    D-Dicky Dan
    E-Egotistical lover Edgar
    F-Fuckidy Fanny Fred
    G-Gowlin' Gerald.
    H-Herpes Harry
    I-Incest Icarus
    J-Jack-off Jerry
    K-Kock with A K kate
    L-Lickout Larry
    M-Manky Mary(shes gives handjobs for a fiver---MANKY)
    N-Necrophila Ned
    O-On a boner Oscar
    P-Penis Peter
    Q-Quizzical Quatisha..(???)
    R-Randy Redmond
    S-Sucker Sarah
    T-Twisty Ted.
    U-Uvula-licking Ursula
    V-VERY horny Viktor
    W-Wanky William
    X-Xenophilius Lovegood (need I say anymore?)
    Y-Yelping Yvonne
    Z-Zebra-shagging Zacharie (his parents are french... he's just doirty)

    0 Comments 811 days

close The Longest Completely Random Survey Ever!

1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Yeah. NO BODS.

3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
Dad

4.Is that your natural hair color?
Tis.

5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Not Many.

6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Nah

7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
Crushes are for pussies.

8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
this is silly.

9.Can you lick your elbow?
impossible.

10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
my knees would be fucked.

11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
piss standing up

12.Do you wear fake tan?
no

13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
it's odd, but not unpleasant

14.What is your favourite room in your house?
bedroom

15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
coffee

16.Do fish make good pets?
what do they do to MAKE themselves good pets?

17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
ostrich. violent fuckers

18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
yeah just a dog though, she was an old bitter bitch

19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
sony ericsson. 2.5 years

20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
5 euro

21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
sinead's brother's car.

22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
ah yeah.

23.When’ s the last time you showered
yesterday

24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
only of my BEAUTIFUL natural scent

25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
double

26.Do you make your bed daily?
hahahaha

27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
a fair amount

28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
a|wear.

29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
2

30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
nah can't

31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
yesterday, he's so funny.

32.Do you take compliments well?
I take them sometimes, alright,

33.Do you find piercings attractive?
no.

34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
fly

35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
course, course

36.Where does number one live?
Bayonne

37.Would you date them?
if I was a homosexual, then yes.

38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
Ben Quinlan.

39.What color of socks do you have on?
a violent shade of pink.... Why do I have these?

40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
bruis on my ass.

41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
under an hour.

42.Have you bought anything today?
I have not

43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
no, I'm too shallow for that.

44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
across the room on my brother

45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
Night Owl

46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yeah, tricky business that.

47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
a grave stone. It was dusgisting.

48.How many pics of just you do you have?
not many. I don't like self portraits.

49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
The Marian.

50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
Irn Bru!

51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Fuck off, face. Fuck off, hair. Fuck off, thighs.

52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
no, I don't live in a generic american children's sit-com.

53.Lap top or pc?
lap top. I don't like using a mouse anymore.

54.What color is your keyboard?
silver

55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
NTL. the rents

56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
yeah, quite humourous I have to say.

57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
YEAH!

58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
I've known that for a long time now.

59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
......no.

60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
secretive. don't like sharing too much.

61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
worms

62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
yeah used to grow them in primary school.

63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
NO I'm terrified I'd rip my eyelashes off.

64.Do you text or call more?
call.

65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
SO FUNNY. he's a sweetheart.

66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
if you find the right person. Love is wasted by the young

67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
tv remote.

68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
Jessie Doherty.

69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
yeah, in black and white too. Edited to boot.

70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
..........isn't it?

71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
spearmint

72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
.......tenner?

73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
purple or green

74.How many tv's in your house?
3

75.Type your name using only your elbow
e m ma

76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
no

77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
yeaaaah it's so much fun.

78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
dunno, I'm really weird.

79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
I do.

80.Favourite sports to watch?
athletics

81.Can you play Poker?
naaah

82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
I'd consider them retarded if they did.

83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
no that's a new ambition in life, however.

84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
no, one coming in lss than a month though.... woopee

85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
yeah

86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
......no.

87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
limes

88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
BOUNCY CASTLES!

89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
of course.

90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
nope, glad they didn't

91.Look behind you, what do you see?
my brother on lying on the couch, hand on crotch

92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
thankfully, no.

93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
BEEF

94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
jesus I hope not. Bill's 14

95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
eh, YEAH

96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
bacon

97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
COURSE I DO.

98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
I'd laugh.

99.Have you ever broken a bone?
no thank god.

100.How many times have you moved house?
twice

101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
Lady Ga Ga

102.Curtains or blinds?
blinds

103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
....I could try...

104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
I haven't, unfortunately.

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What Beatle (The Beatles) Song Are You?

Here Comes the Sun

You always see hope, happiness, and love, wherever you go, even under a battlefield.

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Yellow
Your aura is yellow. You are fun-loving free-spirited, energetic, and childlike. You have a great sense of humor and love to laugh and make others laugh. You want to enjoy life and therefore work is not as important to you.

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Which Twilight Guy is Your Perfect Match?

Jacob Black

Wow! Jacob Black! Hes handsome, strong, H-O-T (literally too), smart...the list could go on! Jacob Black will leave you weak at the knees! "As long as you like me best, and you think im good looking...im prepared to be annoyingly persistant" ? Jacob Black

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  • Clíodhna
    luv Clíodhna

    Well thats just lovely for you.

    We'll see next year then wont we! While you're off acting im gonna get myself a REAL job!
    But not one of those boring real jobs, one that i will make just as exciting as theatre.
    I shall bring my students to study your work...and make you famous. I will introduce your work to the primary school curriculum, then you will forever owe me and give me free tickets to your plays.

    Thats the plan right there.

    x

    9 weeks ago
  • Clíodhna
    luv Clíodhna

    Enjoy losing the leaving cert.

    ya waster.

    x

    9 weeks ago
  • Rachael B
    luv Rachael B

    cos theres none in my life:L

    9 weeks ago
  • Aisling
    luv Aisling

    JamieTJamieTJamieTJamieT lovelovelove
    internet's baaack! (Y)
    cheers for the text... but then I ran outta credit ..boo...
    yeah, Bob text me, couldn't go to the meeting in the end..
    ah well, I'll be fine.
    how's your thingy comin along?


    loveyou

    x

    10 weeks ago
  • Lilibelle
    luv Lilibelle

    Hope you're feeling better after Irish.

    It was nice to see someone finally express how we all feel on hearing Mr. Cadogan's voice.

    xxx

    12 weeks ago
  • Ben Off Cans
    Ben Off Cans

    bluegrass.

    12 weeks ago
  • Han
    luv Han

    Hahaha...thanks pet.

    12 weeks ago
  • Ben Off Cans
    Ben Off Cans

    Are you bluegrassing?

    12 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Jason D
    luv Jason D

    aw thats ok :D ye we had some laughi miss the show so much :( i have notin to do in the night time

    13 weeks ago
  • Han
    luv Han

    According to...SOME PEOPLE...I am.

    :( .

    It could say it for a whole other day.
    Thank you my love.

    13 weeks ago
  • Ben Off Cans
    Ben Off Cans

    is blue grass next weekend?

    13 weeks ago
  • Ben Off Cans
    Ben Off Cans

    just about :L and you ?

    we have to go on the piss before school! AND THAT IS THE LAST WORD ON IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    13 weeks ago
  • Birthday Phone
    luv Birthday Phone

    She will. She'll have to like girrrl!
    Comin' bluegrass lad? Be a loada people goin' ta avanti there I'd say...if you catch my drift ;]

    PLAY.

    13 weeks ago
  • Birthday Phone
    Birthday Phone

    Yo, whitetrash! TAKE ME TO AVANTI.

    13 weeks ago
  • Han
    Han

    We are yes.

    13 weeks ago
  • Aisling
    luv Aisling

    Debs was AMAZING.
    BUT my memory card broke and I lost ALL my pictures...AND I got glass in my foot... boo...

    x

    13 weeks ago
  • Han
    luv Han

    Stunnerz?

    13 weeks ago
  • Jason D
    Jason D

    well emma :D i mis you so much :( why wernt you at the dico

    13 weeks ago
  • Clíodhna
    Clíodhna

    krakow in november would be nice too! or how about spain in december? now that would be nice!
    dont worry emma you will get to see them sometime! even if it means travelling sure that'd only make it more exciting!
    btw my battery was dead so i got ur msg rly late and i have no credit anyway. are you free from now on?
    xx

    13 weeks ago
  • Jade.
    luv Jade.

    Damn straight, shed the pounds BITCH. :L I joke, I joke. How's my Emma Wemma?

    13 weeks ago