People who do little circles instead of dots above their 'i's
Wobbly desks
getting up on cold mornings
When people say "No offence but..." and then totally slag you off
Dance Music
When people leave their mouths hanging open
BO
People who don't wipe the toilet seat
Imperialism
Profiles on blogs/myspace/vf etc etc that take a million pictures of themselves and then say how much they hate how the world is so image-focused- don't be a camera whore AND a hypocrite!
Chain e-mails
Poor grammar
The fact that the ones who say: "the only thing that really matters is what's on the inside" are almost always really good looking
Streaky fake tans
When very fat people wear very skimpy clothes
People who ruin perfectly good jokes
Attention seekers
Inferiority complexes
The "drunk chick at the party" thing - No-one cares if you can take your shirt off and run around like a moron
When people pretend to be upset just to get attention and suck all the fun out of a room
When you go to the beach and get sand in your sandwiches
Dan Brown and his abhorrent books
The way that Jodie Foster says "s", and also Jodie Foster's accent in Silence of the Lambs
That fiend on the Frosties advert
Outy belly buttons (and bum shaped ones *ahem*)
Those Pyjama bottoms that are clearly just pants! If I wanted to sleep in pants then I would! Nightwear should be at the very least knee length.

Fun sized chocolate bars! What on earth is fun about a chocolate bar that's finished before you've even started enjoying it!?

1. FIRST NAME? JJ

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No, and definitely not a certain puddleduck!

3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Depressingly recently

4 DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Depends which pen I use. Yes, generally I think I do

5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? Parsley

6. KIDS? Yes, they are also in my favourite foods

7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I'd be friends with the apparent me

8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes, it's funny

9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? NOoO

10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes, and the tonsils of several others

11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? If it was off something interesting

12. CATS OR DOGS? My god Dogs! Cat have that ridiculous facade of "independence". Cats are only independent until they need milk and a place to sleep. At least dogs are honest about being domesticated

13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Usually I weal allstars so I need to untie them

14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Physically I am a machine

15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? Erm, I prefer ice pops to ice cream but I suppose some sort of chocolate swirly flavour

16. SHOE SIZE? 6

17. RED OR PINK? Red by a country mile

18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? A chink had been revealed in my pantomime of life

19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? I don't miss anyone

20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Not at all

21. WHAT COLOUR TROUSERS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Jeans and red allstars

22. LAST THING YOU ATE? A handful of tasty raisins

23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Supernanny in the US or some such rubbish

24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? Poo brown

25. FAVOURITE SMELL? Creosote (god it's delicious)

26. FAVOURITE BOOK? Hmmmm, Grapes of Wrath, Of Mice and Men and The secret History

27. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE TO WHOM YOU ARE ATTRACTED? EYEBROWS!

28. CURRENT FAVOURITE SONG? Can't Take my Eyes Off You

9. FAVOURITE DRINK? Alcoholic: Malibu+coke or Southern Comfort and coke

30. FAVOURITE SPORT? Football, table or field

31. HAIR COLOUR? terracotta sunrise, strawberry blonde, sunset rouge the list goes on

32. EYE COLOUR? A deep and meaningful blue

33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No, they are displayed on my bebo page

34. FAVOURITE COLOUR? Red, like a firetruck

35. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? That's a pretty stupid question considering that a film can have both. Scary movies are usually shit though, so the latter

36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Erm, Tootsie! Dustin you did it again!

37. WHAT COLOUR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING: green stripey

38. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter: my bingo wings are hidden

39. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs

40. FAVOURITE DESSERT? Bannoffee pie or fruit salad. ( A trio of puddings is always welcome)

41. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? What does that even mean?

42. FAVOURITE PERSON? Che

43. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Lolita, The Mafia Killed JFK and An Introduction to the Cold War

44. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? "HR Connections UK"

45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? I wasn't watching TV last night

46. FAVOURITE SOUNDS? Anything non gaseous from my dogs. Incidently my least favourite is a sound Paul can make which I've dubbed 'dying soul'

47. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles any day

48. THE FURTHEST YOU’VE BEEN FROM HOME? Australia, can't get much further than that

49. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Heh, impressions of Prof. McGonagoll, Miss McGregor falling over etc. That's not really special but whatever

50. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Hillingdon hospital London, 26th March 1990