T-Tanya
S-Sarah
A-Adi
E-Edison


T: Winner winner, winner, winner, winner, winner
S+T: Winner, winner, winner...WEANNNNERRR WEEEAANNNER WEEEEEAAANNNNERR

We see really fat person
S: Ooohhh, Atkins Friend?

Stall owner to S+T: "you touch you buy", then later on comes the creepy shoulder squeeze
S: you touch me you buy me,
Stall Guy: How much?
S: 600 billion million euros
Stall Owner to S: I'll take you home and make you spaghetti
S: Buh Bye now

S: I think I tell you that every time we come past it
T: yeah and each time it gets less and less interesting

*noises*
T: We're wasting energy doing this, what we should be doing is taking energy and making it nto moving energy to get pizza to make that into sexy energy

Americans on first night: *points to menu* Is that a cat?
No.1: I don't know...tastes like...something
No.2: yeah like something?
No.1: Yeah something.

T Daddy on bike: I'M COMING AROUND THE COORRRNNNNNNNEEERRRR
tourists plaster themsleves to wall

At the stalls:
T: I will give you 12.50
Man: NO NO WHAT!?...please nice girl, businss woman
T: I WILL GIVE YOU 50 CENTS
man: NO NO..................please?

Tanya takes photo of upside down australian man doing jiggly yoga in his Y fronts.
T: Have fun on the INTERET =D

In church
S: FUCK
T:CUNT

People on plane to sleep deprived us: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
S+T: AAAAAAAAHSHHBLLAAGHFUCKBLLLAAGH

T: That air hostess man smells like sausage rolls

T: MUM MAM MUMMY MAMMY MAMA MOTHER
S+T simultaneously: mummy friend..
T: we need to go on a break
S:when we go back home?
T:sure...

S: You so have a soft spot for him
T:... He has a hard spot for me

*People moving very slowly*
T: I'm so going to fist them if they don't move

Looking at huge massive pretty church
S: Omg wow awesome
T...Awesome......celery

S: Kick the baby
T: Don't kick the baby
S: Kick the baby
T: Don't kick the baby
S: Kick the baby
T: Don't kick the baby

S: Aww i thought it said Gigilo Street, it just says Giglio Street
T: thats Merde

S: Let's find a lot of Cellotape , right?.. See where i'm going with this?
T:................no?

Me and tanya, the wild things that we are, were playing draughts.
Tanya finds a new game with duck pieces.
Tanya cheats, the game gets out of hand, Tanya throws ducks everywhere
S: YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
T: MY EPILEPSY AND YOUR HOOK HAND IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
*Sarah flips board over in temper*
S: OOOOHHH! Snakes and Ladders!!

S: *Licks Door*
T: Did you tell my parents about you licking the door?

S ife.. Doing it wrong since 1992.

T Mummy: Ok, now be safe and home earlyish alright?
*T+T Mummy hugs*
I hug Door: Oooh, Door friend.

T: mllllaghshblaghasshhhbllaa
T Mummy: malalalalalshshahsgyyyreeellaabagh
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S: You're being weird together again aren't you?

T: I have post its
S:................................
 ...... Let's do this shit.

We were walking home, this is why i love Italy, we were walkig home and four boys on two mopeds drove past blowing kisses shouting AAHHH BELLA!

We're on a boat mother fucker.... WE'RE ON A BOOT MOTHERFUCKER

*Airport*
Little girl with broken leg in wheelchair goes past
T: Ohhh..working legs friend?

*Beach*
We were pricess lifted in the sea by our italiano boyos =D we hadnt even said hello yet
S+T: WHATS GOING ON?

S: There is sand places there shouldnt be sand

Stall Man: I've been all over ireland, Dublin Amsterdam

On top of very tall chapel
S: I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE

S: OMG PERRY
T: OMG WALTER

Cock eyed gel pen seller talks crap for about ten minutes on some charity
S: So you want me to give you money?

Pisa Toy Wars: Afro comb and Wooden box vs Giraffe and African Warrior

*Asian Tourists Camera Attack*
S: OMG the paparazzi again AAAAAAAAAAAGHH

Looking at leaning tower.
T: They built it wrong

People posing as if pushing over leaning tower
I high five one, haha.

Tanya on bike: I HAVE A BELL I HAVE A

TODAY DID YOU...
1. Talk to someone you like?Naimh Kearney
2. Learn anything new? I will be a babysitter FOREVER
3. Talk to an ex? Kinda
4. Miss someone? Anne

LAST PERSON WHO
5. Last person who laid in your bed? mise i think
6. Made you cry? with laughter-Banya
7. You went to the movies with? The Girls
8. Went to the mall with you? Banya
9. You showered with? AAHAHAHAH...me
10. Made you laugh? Will Smith
11. Said they loved you? Sean
12. Gave you there number? Naimh K
13. Drove you in their car? Vati
14. Bought you a drink? Naimh K
15. Talked to you: Alison

BUNCH OF GENERAL STUFF
16. Favorite location? Dun Na nGall
17. Tattoo? Whats the question?
19. Where do you want to get married? Taj Mahal-ive heard its kinda swanky
21. Does anyone like you? i really hope so
22. Do you like being around people? Nice ones
23. Have you ever cried? No, No totally robotic
24. Are you lonely right now? Nope
25. Song stuck in your head? The one from the V05 ad..nee naw nee nee naw ne nee ee
26. Been on radio/tv? School Choir Of The Year
27. Nipple piercings? again, what is the question?..would i like some? no.
30. What color shirt are you wearing right now? white with black and red bits
31. Name 7 things that you do every day?

1 - Yawn
2 - Go to start my art cw..never happens
3 - Eat cheerios
4 - dance around a lil bit
5 - Breath
6 - Shower
7 - Ummm, trip..

32. How much money do you have on you right now? £50,, yeah baby
33. Are you bored? to the max
34. Whats your favorite show? Tom and Jerry
35. Who got you to join myspace? Is this not Bebo?
38. What web site do you visit the most? yoo tyoob
39. Do you have plants in your room? Fungus maybe
40. Does anything hurt on your body right now? Foot
41. Who was the last person to hug you? Caislin

25 SECRETS
1. What is your display name about? Dancing
2. Where was your default picture taken? Bus to gaeltacht a whole year ago
3. What is your middle name? Catherine Anne
5. If someone were to tell you how they felt, would you listen? If it could be used to tell other people
6. Current mood? BORED
7. Your most valued possession is..? My left foot
10. If you could go back in time, and change something would you? I would have went on the scary ride in spain and not begged to get off
11. If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Hyena
12. Ever had a near death experience? On the ride in spain..
13. Who did you copy and paste this from? Banya Trennan
14. Name someone who you think has a cool piercing/tatoo? Mum-both
15. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? P school
17. What do you usually order from starbucks? fanta
19. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? Tom And Jerry
20. Do you have braces?Yes
22. Do you speak any other language? Gaelige
23. Is there someone on your mind now? the sandwich i am gonna make

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. (or sometimes a bloke!)

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

9) You've never understood how there can be sweet-corn in you sick, even though you haven't eaten any for so long.

10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

1 The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

24) You never ever run out of salt.

25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

2 No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

34) Bricks are horrible to carry.

35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.