Here's to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes!

Heres to the trainings in the wind, hail, rain and the snow
Heres to "15 minute jogs" round the astro and running round cones
Heres to the nine o clock sessions and the burn in the knees
Heres to the quick showers after and walks straight to the pub!
Heres to the cruciates, the bruises and the cuts
Heres to trips to Blanch and the endless wait for X-Rays
You'd think we were nuts!

Heres to the sessions, the fun times and the laughter
Heres to Bradys on Wednesdays and Roostin on Thursdays
Heres to the soft spot for the L.A. and €2.50 drinks on Mondays!
Heres to the Xmas dinners, the steak and the wine
To the shots, the champagne and the lock-ins till six
Heres to getting up the next morning, having a fry and wondering "Why did I do it!?"
Heres to the chair, the bunk beds and Redz down south
Heres to the fines and never being let back in Cork again!
Heres to the Beer pong, flippy cup and broken bottles.
Heres to the awards nights and the silver and gold
Heres to the the winners, the young and the old!

Here's to Wednesday afternoons.To club, college and team.
To the dressing room chants and the Lawne's team talks!
Heres to the shots, the goals and the shouting
to the last ditch tackles and saves on the line.
Here's to the ninety minute, never say die girls
To the heart pounding play and never giving up.
Heres to fights with the Ref and yellow cards
Here's to the bus journeys on the road to UCD and Pats.
Heres to the Beast from Drumcondra that we lived in fear of!
To the sideline supporters cheering their heads off
And to the team on the pitch working their socks off!

Heres to Andy and Barry, the "Coaches Supreme"
Heres to their shouting! (But they're decent human beings!)
Heres to The Lawne, The Martin and Dev up the front
The three Emmas we never want to be without
Heres to Nicola and Sinead up the wings
the two local girls giving their all and always running
Heres to Clodagh and Shell sprinting the length of the pitch
Thank God they played GAA or we'd be in the shit!
Heres to laura j and Shelly holding the line
Heres to the help of the Skellys
With them behind us we knew we'd be fine.
Heres to Steph and Laura on the touchline and the cries of "lean ar aghaidh!"
"Ten goals and we're laughin" would always make you smile.
Heres to Chix and Amanda on the sideline,
Dedicated supporters who were always there.
And a small shout to Sue who's over the pond but is always aware!

Heres to the team, the colours and the crest,
to the black and gold and pride and the rest,
Heres to Chelsea Dagger and the Hills of Donegal,
To the Maynooth women who always stand tall.

Heres to the girls
who stay together through thick and thin
my team of the year
the best bunch of girls
to which we hold dear.

> > 1 A nice bit of ham.
> > 2 Buttered biscuits.
> > 3 Diggin Houles.
> > 4 Saying its too cold to snow
> > 5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
> > 6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
> > 7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
> > 8 A stretch in the evenings
> > 9 Lucozade
> > 10 Accordians
> > 11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
> > 12 A dinner dance
> > 13 Gettin clattered in muck.
> > 14 Shania Twain.
> > 15 Heifers
> > 16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything
> > manual
> > 17 Steel toe caps.
> > 18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
> > 19 Eating sandwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA matches.
> > 20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
> > 21 The smell of fresh dung.
> > 22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
> > 23 Work Clothes
> > 24 A bottle of mineral.
> > 25 Fightin'.
> > 26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein
> > foundered
> > 27 'The' Fitball.
> > 28 Being overweight.
> > 29 Weemin wha resemble Heifers.
> > 30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of
> > tae.
> > 31 Drink driving.
> > 32 Red diesel
> > 33 The Fear of Change.
> > 34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
> > 35 Lying.
> > 36 Building walls.
> > 37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a
> > lack of food
> > 38 Pretending to like mass
> > 39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
> > 40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
> > 41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good
> > happens.
> > 42 Mohammed Ali.
> > 43 Machinery.
> > 44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
> > 45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
> > 46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
> > 47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
> > 48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
> > 49 Soda farls.
> > 50 Sponge 'n Custirt
> > 51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
> > 52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
> > 53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
> > 54 The Ra.
> > 55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
> > 56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
> > 57 Club Orange
> > 58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into
> > their dinner
> > 59 The Foot & Mouth.
> > 60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
> > 61 Being better than the other 25 counties in the republic and the 6 occupied ones combined.
> > 62 Brothen
> > 63 Stir-about
> > 64 A dose o the scoure

A......... I
Aul.......... Old
Aul Boy........... Father
Aul Doll........... Mother
Aye............Yes
Away on.....Leaving somewhere
Away out....Gone to a pub and possibly a club
Bother........... Hassle, problem
Bogg'n in.....Kissing agressively
Cans......Alcoholic Beverages
Canny.......... Cannot
Codd'n......Joking
Chimly..........Chimney
Clattered........Covered in as in: "Clattered in muck"
Doll......... Girl or woman
Dung.....Poor quality eg: Heapa Dung!
Fairy Liquid....Any brand of washing up liquid
Finn......The river/St. Columba's College
Fish Supper... Fish and chips after 6pm
Fuck it out......Stop that/Throw it away
feed........Something to eat
Foundered............ Extremely cold
Gisa.............. Give me a
Gon............ Please
Hanlin................ Trouble or Fight or Argument
Hard Tay Beat.......Very good
Headin........Going somewhere
Hi............. Used at the start and end of every sentence
Lock.............. Small amount of something
Like.....Used to finish of a sentence
Mind............ To remember
Minerl...........A soft drink
Mon........... Come on
Mote...........Remote Control
Muck....Clay
Naw........... No
Over Town....... Going into the town
Poun'.....Euros/money as in "a locka poun'"
Pure............ very
Purdies............. Potatoes
Qwer...Very Good eg: "Qwer craic"
Rare............ strange or unusual
Shade...........Garage or garden Shed
Shift'n.......Kissing someone
Some Job.......Very Good
Special.....Chips, Rice and Curry sauce
Your Some Boy!.....You are a dark horse
Thon............. That
Tight........... Cruel
Auven............Oven
Walin.............Hitting or punching something, usually a person
Wee............ Small
Weins............ Babies or children
Wheen............... Small amount of something
Whoor.....A delonquant as in "A bad whoor"
Wile............. Very or Terrible
Yes............. Hello
Keear............Car
Yock.........differant types of ladies, or an automobile
Glack........Good luck...........Good bye
Winda(s).....Window(s)
Dure........Door
Flure..... Floor
Breed.....bread
Tay...tea
Tee....Go away as in "Get tee Fuck"
Sup...to sup something eg a sup a tay
A... of
Mutt.......Ugly female
Mer...more
Height...hill
Yer...your-of yours
Caudy.... a young male
Cuddy..... a young female
Beasts...... cows
Git....get as in get out
Geht.... an ignorant individual
Gulpin..... a brutish man
Ignorant.....nothing to do with stupidity...a rude person
The Hills...west Donegal
The Gap...Barnesmore Region