1. Higher English - Breaking the front of the computer and putting an apple and the computer mouse into the computer and sealing it up. (Could easily still be in there 2+ years later)
2. Higher English - Playing football with a bit of paper and wrecking Mrs Ellington's floor with black marks.
3. Higher Chemistry - Stu Duthie's Titration experiment that ended up on his work book.
4. Standard Grade Chemistry - Me and Mike attempting the experiment involing electrodes that for some reason would not balance and kept falling into our solution. A lot more funny than it sounds!!
5. Standard Grade Chemistry - Think it was for the same experiment, dropped the electrodes onto the floor and smashing them.
6. Higher English - Me writing the Jekyll and Hyde essay and basing it on Robin Hood vs the Sherrif of Nottingham in terms of good and evil, while contrasting it with the ecomonical differences between Ethiopia and the USA. (Most random moment of my life probably) Mrs Ellington described the essay as "Best mix of brilliance and absolute shite I have ever read".
7. 1st Year French - Everytime anyone was ever asked anything Mr Clark always asked me even when it was clear i had no idea what the answer was.
8. Cannot remember what year but French/German, Ms Lacroix (or however you spell it) was well bitter that Santa Claus used to be green!!
9. Bottle football at break round beside art, Legendary (Although i joined in after years still classic)
10. Scoring from the halfway line with a volley against Sheddoxly (however you spell it) straight from a goal kick/kick from keeper's hands)
11. Standard Grade French - Ken never having prepared for his speaking tests so me and Mike tried to tell him what to say.
12. Standard Grade French - Getting a 1 for my speaking for having "Charm".
13. Standard Grade French - Not going to give a description but Mike especially knows what i am talking about .
14. Standard Grade French - Mrs Gray weeeeeeeeelllllllllll hating my guts!!!
15. Standard Grade French - Setting fire to my super noodles at lunch as didnt add water then stinking of smoke in French and Mrs Gray said "I smell smoke and it is coming from over there" while staring at me and Mike.
16. PSE/French - Getting caught doing my homework for French in PSE and Mrs Anderson confiscating it and giving it to Mrs Gray who said in front of the whole class "I am very disappointed because somebody (staring towards me and Mike again) was doing their homework in another class instead of home".
17. "The Famous Five" - Playing in the Champions League at goals Me, Mike, Marno, Stu and Ferg played a team like a million times better than us and we beat them with lucky goals and just kicking the ball away all the time.
18. English 3rd/4th Year - Some random supply teacher reading us the story equal rights everyday practically for aaaages even though we told him he already read us it but he didnt believe us.
19. Higher IS - On the internet ALL THE TIME until Mr Wood banned everyone, also Mark Strachan cheating on coursework and getting an A even though it was ssssoooooo obvious he cheated.
20. Higher Chemistry & Physics - Singing & Dancing to Frank Sinatra and Marvin Gaye far too much.
21. GOT MILK night out - Spending 90 quid on shots, ferg spewing at goals (FUNNIEST THING EVER), Stu D destroyed and pure banter all round