Do you know ppl like dis???

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the fk is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too".
Fking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the fk would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid £8 to come to the cinema and stare at the fking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fk?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever fking does!!What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. so
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
No it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks
that's an image I really didn't need.

13. Macdonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless
you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to
be a Mcchicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank
looks...........Well I'll
have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

14. When your involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you
all right?'.
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off

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1.how do i know you?
2.do you ever think of me sometimes?
3.did we ever meet (as in person nt meet as in shift!)?
4.did we ever kiss?
5.do you like talking to me?
6.would you ever say hello to me?
7.do i drink to much.?
8.would you ever marry me.?
9.decribe me in 3 words.?
10.would you go out on a date with me?
11.Can I have your phone number?
12. If you could be anywhere with me where would it be?
13. What is one memory that we have shared that you will never forget?
14. Am I easy to get along with?
15 Name one bad quality of mine.
16. Name one good quality of mine.
17. How gud lukin am I to you on a scale from 1 to 10?
18. Have I ever made you cry?
19. Have you ever made me cry?
20.Could you luv me?
21. anything to sat b4 u go?