Patrick McCauley
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Maschio, 22,
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- Città: Downpatrick- Glasgow
- Stato sentimentale: Impegnato/a
- www.bebo.com/paddy106
- Messaggio personale
- Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity!!
- Tutto su di me
- The problem with Scotland is that it is full of scots!!
New year = New Flat
I'm moving in with two fellow country men. Its going to be off the hook, bring on the sauna parties.
Two saying you will need to understand are:
- SIR
- ALRIGHT BOY
- ALWAYS WITH THE BIRD
If you can understand these then you are sorted.
Bring on freshers week. . . .
- La mia metà
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3 words. . . . OFF THE HOOK!!!
- Music
- Daft punk, Red Carpet - All right, Faithless. Love my house and techno.
Omptimo @ Subclub and Ootopussy @ the arches. The tunes are off the hook. - Films
- Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Ali G in the house, snatch and Braveheart
- Sports
- I love my sports, Rugby, fooball, hurling and Gealic. Playing for the mighty Cally and the Glasgow harps.
I have started playing for gealic in glasgow, its mainly Irish so we chat about guinness and potatoes.
Great sucess - Scared Of
- Conrad with his boxing gloves on, Hoover on a head rush, Audrey with one of tommy's machine guns
- Happiest When
- Tuesday night at union 99p a drink, OCTO wednesdays (OFF THE HOOK!!) and BAMBOO sundays £1 a drink.
- Borats best sayings:
- Do not shrink me gyspy just give me your tears.
My sister say to my brother Belo "you will never get this, You will never get this" but one day he break the cage and he get this.
I like yoou peoples, do you like me?? - Ali G Classics
- If its rocking..... dont come knocking.
It is what mecca is to the jews it is what kentucky is to chickens and it was here when me first felt me julie's *******
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Did you know??
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death! (Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
(Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times
its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
S ome lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too .)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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Martin Mclean5 settimane faawrite paddy hows things
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21 settimane fa
Wilko
I really cant wait to see your face mr, Im so excited! its so soon! Whoop whoop!
Also I really wish you would change that video! Its awful!
stil love you even though youleft me ALL summer! xxxx -
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The Classrooms29 settimane faHey Patrick McCauley,
SUMMER SPECIALS AT THE CLASSROOMS!
Tasty Tuesdays - All Drinks £1!
118-118 Every Friday - All Drinks £1.18!
Blanket is Back with Schools Out Saturdays - All Drinks £1.80!
4 Rooms, 6 Bars, GREAT VALUE Plus Free Function Hire 7 Nights!
Free Entry Available Every Night!
Just grab a pass from Driftwood and Nico's or go to our website and sign up for free entry every night for you and your friends!
www.theclassrooms.com
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Shagtag Tuesdays29 settimane faCOME IN YOUR PANTS !!
YOU ARE INVITED TO THE PANTS PARTY !!
*** Tuesday 2nd June - Play Nightclub ***
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Yes! theres a party in SHAGTAG's pants & you're all invited. Y-fronts, knickers, speedos, boxers, or granny pants.. anything goes! Girls & boys. Prizes for the best on show. Please RSVP to your invitation with some love (or disgust) xxx
Shagtag Tuesdays at Play Nightclub
7 Renfield St - Drinks at 1 quid !!
bebocomments at live.co.uk
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Nicole30 settimane fahey just 2 remind u its my 21st in ocouture on thursday at 8pm hope u kin make it x x
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Club Campus32 settimane faHey Patrick McCauley,
Champions League action live on the big screens!
Book a booth at Campus and watch all the drama unfold in the Champions League Semi Finals, live on our big screens.
Wednesday - it's the turn of Chelsea and
Barcelona, again kick off at 7.45pm
Saturday - its the final Old Firm derby of the season as Rangers and Celtic battle it out. Kick off at 12.30pm
Booths available for all matches free of charge, call us on 0141 332 9052 . Drinks from £1.20 and food available all day.
CAMPUS
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Lindsay O'Neill35 settimane faAlrite sweet cheeks. Ur so Irish paddy, ur bebo says 2 sayings u will need to know are: then lists 3 sayings haha Love you long time...2more sleeps
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Damien Campbell38 settimane fawww.infoslash.net
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Thomas Mcalonan40 settimane faget in touch bampot. and not with yer boabby
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Nicki Clarke51 settimane faHappy Christmas Rocket!!!!
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Kirsty52 settimane fahey.... good night at octo? u actually crack me up....... honestly kirsty i dont beeive in fighting im good lol watever!!! x x x x
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Jacob Mc Cauley53 settimane faAlrite Paddy man, wat da story with urself? So when you headin over for crimbo?
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Peter C54 settimane fajooooeee ya complete hoover tried to ring ya da other nite couldnt get through to you. wats happenin wit ya buddy. hada get a catch up asap.
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Paul Donnelly55 settimane faHow you paddy whats the craic?
pxx
lng tym no c stranger wat ya gtn up ta dese days?...
ye can touch mine any time pal
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