Chris Pollock

Chris Pollock
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  • Male, 27, Luv 54
  • from Belfast
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  • Last active: 12 weeks ago
  • www.bebo.com/Montana_Chris

About Me

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Sophisticated Silliness
Me, Myself, and I
Greetings people of the world.....

Currently in Dublin, have been since October 2006, cannot believe it has been over a year and a half but am still loving it, living it, working it. Before that was in NYC for 4 months. I miss it more every day. Am sure it misses me too tho. Starting to get itchy feet again so lets see what the world has in store for me!
The Other Half Of Me
Steph H

Steph H

Pray for forgiveness from...Stephie Bear!!

Music
Scissor Sisters Rock! the Cardigans, Texas (back in the day), Stereophonics, Goldfrapp, but...have I mentioned the Scissor Sisters?
Films
Ok, so I have, like, too many to mention but they are all totally great. They range from things like Shine, Battle Royale, Les Parapluies de Cherbourg through the Lord of the Rings movies (except maybe the 2nd one) to stuff like You've Got Mail (don't judge), Beauty and the Beast and My Best Friends Wedding. But there are literally...well loads more.
Sports
ha! yeh ok....eh...gimme a minute...i play badminton?
Moments of Wonder
The Taj Mahal, Table Mountain, Alcatraz Island, Robben Island (I have a thing for derelict prisons...apparently), The Bellagio in Vegas, The Blue Man Group, South Beach Miami, but top of the list is New Yawk, man I love that town.

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    Wicked Musical "What is this Feeling?" (The Loathing Song)

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    • Man & Woman

      A sign in the bank lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing a new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
      After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.

      MALE PROCEDURE:
      1. Drive up to the cash machine.
      2. Put down your car window.
      3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
      4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
      5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
      6. Put window up.
      7. Drive off.
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      FEMALE PROCEDURE:
      1. Drive up to cash machine.
      2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
      machine.
      3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
      4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
      5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
      6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
      7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
      distance from the car.
      8. Insert card.
      9. Re-insert card the right way.
      10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
      11. Enter PIN.
      12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
      13. Enter amount of cash required.
      14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
      15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
      16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
      17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
      18. Re-check makeup.
      19. Drive forward 2 feet.
      20. Reverse back to cash machine.
      21. Retrieve card.
      22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
      23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
      24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
      25. Redial person on cell phone.
      26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
      27. Release Parking Brake.

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    • The Polite Way to Pee

      During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
      asked her students the following question:

      "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
      would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

      Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

      The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."

      What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

      Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

      "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
      the dinner table.

      And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
      good manners?"

      I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
      shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet
      after dinner."

      The teacher fainted

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    • LIBRA Drinking style


      "I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble - including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out the night’s events entirely. Oops!

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    What Cartoon Character Are You?

    My result is: Tinkerbell

    Your a tiny magical pixie! .... Actually your just pretty and spunky person. People think of you as adventurous and super cute. There is that certain something about you that makes everyone like you at first glance. You are very kind but has a big temper and will go off if anything frustrates you. When somthing new happens your always there ready for a new challenge! At best you are a very special person.
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    • Hospital!!!!
      Hospital!!!!

      Use The Bucket!!!

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      Hello dearest Chris
      You very bad boy you did not reply to my message .....how very dare you !!
      But since NY has now moved to Melbourne you are forgiven !
      My neice has got me onto this damn thing and now I am bloody hooked, sitting here in work, while I should be rubbing some haemorrhoid onto ...

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    • Watch Out For Rabid Goats!
      Watch Out For Rabid Goats!

      That's you on the right, btw. And an evil goat hiding behind the Parador. Safe trip back to Dublinarino and enjoy the trip!!

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    • Suzy
      luv Suzy

      yes chris we did- cheers! lol hows you? long time no see!

      14 weeks ago
    • Suzy
      Suzy

      hey mr lonnnnnnnnnnnnnng time no see- living up in lurgan loving it! what you been up to you back home?

      43 weeks ago
    • Stuart Glover
      Stuart Glover

      The tache rocks, all i need now is to get a job as a pool cleaner and the porn image is complete! good to hear from you old friend, long time no see, this must change! a pint sounds like heaven right at this minute but im stuck in hell!! If i get outta this shit alive the pints are on Dave! thanks for the congrats im luckey in love atleast. Keep in touch

      45 weeks ago
    • Emily Mackeogh
      luv Emily Mackeogh

      birthday luuuuurrrve!!!! xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX 26 kisses!

      59 weeks ago
    • Hannah Senior
      luv Hannah Senior

      Heya . Yeah We Broke Up And 4 the record i dumped him!!!:L :L Now Hes Going Out With This Girl Called Rebecca:D :P
      But Im Still Single ... If U know any hott single guys my age He Is Mine LOL
      Lot Of Love Hannah
      And Before I Forgot :: alton Towers Rocks!!

      61 weeks ago
    • Steph H
      luv Steph H

      Hey, that could be a possibility. I was thinking of heading into town on sat for a spot of shopping so could prob do lunch. Failing that tell me when else you're free and we can sort something.

      Cheers for the congrats :)

      62 weeks ago
    • Hannah Senior
      Hannah Senior

      Hello Hows U??

      62 weeks ago
    • Donna McNeill
      Donna McNeill

      hi hon that sounds good to me on monday!!! i know u will be very busy this weekend with all the festivities!! lol x hav som love

      68 weeks ago
    • Hannah Senior
      Hannah Senior

      Heya Chrissy !
      Hows U
      Wubu2?

      72 weeks ago
    • Hannah Senior
      Hannah Senior

      Lol Yeh !
      the fishys are great.... feed them twice a day!
      And Jenny loved donegal

      73 weeks ago
    • Hannah Senior
      Hannah Senior

      Heya
      Whats up?
      I Havent Seen U In A While!!
      I Need To Have A Sleepover In Ur House Soon ....Cuz Ive Never Seen It!!!!
      I Got The School Fish For The Summer!!!
      Wb xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
       xxxxxxxxxxxxx

      73 weeks ago
    • Julie W
      luv Julie W

      just letting u know bronagh, jacqui and myself r thinking about u!!

      xx

      76 weeks ago
    • Jacqui Morrow
      luv Jacqui Morrow

      Big hugs xoxo

      76 weeks ago
    • Esme
      luv Esme

      my thoughts and prayers are with you.xx

      76 weeks ago
    • Liv B
      luv Liv B

      Thinking of you xoxo

      76 weeks ago
    • Steph H
      luv Steph H

      LOVE

      76 weeks ago
    • Donna McNeill
      luv Donna McNeill

      hi lover how r u? that fine i know how u feel! im skinto at the momento dont get paid til wednesday!! melt!! im home fri 6th june for the weekend we r going out on that fri for my bday!! will u be able to come up from dublin?? hows life?

      78 weeks ago
    • Littlebecksey
      luv Littlebecksey

      Very good...u going off anywhere? Ye i no its been so long..we'll organise something over the few weeks!!
      The interview was for Temple street children's hospital for an event coordinator job so fingers crossed something comes of it.
      Hope you have a good w/end....we'll organise something next week...ill pop out 2 urs one of the evenings r something xx

      81 weeks ago