I can’t be bothered ay. But I guess you boys want a speech, so you’ll get a speech. Damn straight. So here we go boys, we are on the highway to hell. I’m going to start by talking about puberty. You may notice as you get older that your voice gets deeper and you get a lump in your throat. Do you know why this happens? I bet you don’t, well, I’m here to tell you boys, this is what this speech is all about. Well it’s called testicular decent. Do you know what this means boys? Well testicles are the male reproductive organ and decent means to drop, or go down, so you can kind of catch my drift. And for girls……well……I don’t really know what descends to be honest. I think we should ask for Parry Hammingtons research, but I think he has gone yam, MC-ing with his nan, at the labour club. So anyway I wouldn’t usually use the phrase “testicular Decent” but I’m not allowed to say what I usually would in front of my marras. But I have non, so it doesn’t matter. But harry is one of my friends. He rang me up the other night asking me if I was coming through greysouthen to get wrecked. So the first thing I said was, “Harry……I already live in Greysouthen” and the second thing I said was , ”Seriously Harry, this isn’t the correct behaviour for adolescent teens of our age, and the third thing I said was, “Why not?!?” So as you can see, growing up is all about making choices, and I made a choice that night to go out with my old and hard friend Parry. You see……back to the jigsaw puzzle theory boys. Life is a jigsaw……every bit fits together to form……well it depends what size jigsaw you have. Some people have a big 1000 piece jigsaw, but some only have a 20 piece jigsaw. That’s life, you win some, you loose some. But we have to get on with this speech on growing up now. You know one time my mummy sat me down and said, “ Son, your growing up too fast” . So I said back “ I know….it’s like a forest down there. I cant believe it, it has just happened so fast! I tried to stop it but it just comes back quicker!” I guess growing hair in places where there was no hair before is a part of growing up ay boys. So I guess I’m coming to the end of my speech her boys and girls. Men and women. Freaks and wierdos, but I have got one last moral for you. Don’t go through puberty to fast, of bad things will happen. Oh sorry, not very nice things will happen. I’m not allowed to say bad, it’s a bad word. I mean it’s a not very nice word. So there we go. That’s it from me, I can’t see how you have learnt anything about puberty from this and I don’t know how you have held on this long, it’s been quite a ride, but you are going to have to hold on for a bit longer, because Rob has to waffle on for another minuet. Can you bare it? Well your going to have to…