White nationalism (pronounced h'wite nationalism) is the newer, sleeker, politically correct version of White supremacy, founded in response to the Jewish Conspiracy, which seeks to destroy the white race for no apparent reason aside from the obvious lulz which could be derived therefrom. . This movement is an attempt by whites to reclaim originally Caucasian lands, such as North America, South America, Europe, Africa, Australia, and the Internets exclusively for the white race. It is the newest hangout for trolls and 16 year old girls.

Although white nationalists laud the accomplishments of successful white people who are not white nationalists, success for individual white nationalists remains elusive, mostly because they are the scum of the white race who play by nigger rule #1 - "if at first you don't succeed, stop trying and blame racism."

Who is white?

In the White Nationalist movement, whiteness is a situational judgement call, which is a testament to the scientific fact of white supremacy. It consists of three levels and one boss.

If someone is of pure European ancestry as far back as it is possible to trace, white in appearance, and at least a little less Jewish than Hitler, then the person is definitely white, as long as they are a Protestant Christian.
If someone is of mixed ancestry with a non-white race and white in appearance, then there are several factors that must be taken into account. It is generally accepted that anyone who is 15/16 white (see #1) or higher is good enough. However, lower fractions can be accepted depending largely on how white in appearance and how racist against chocolate fun-time the person is.
If someone is of Jewish ancestry, one must first disregard the fact that Jews are whites and apply #2. If this test is passed, then the person must reject all of his Jewish ancestry and must display a hatred toward every Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider movie.
White people who do not advocate a welfare state for whites only are probably Jews, or have otherwise been brainwashed by them.
Exceptions

Jews are white when they are examples of white creativeness.
Jews are white when they are examples of high white intelligence.
Ginger people, who even though they have the whitest skin are not white.

We've all been there. You're walking along, minding your own business, when a gang of cocky, young bastards start hurling abuse at you. Most of us would just keep walking, or maybe, yell some insults back or flip them the bird. Elisha (commonly regarded as the Luke Skywalker to the Prophet Elijah's Obi-Wan Kenobi), however, decides to take it one step further. Invoking the name of God, he summons motherfucking bears to come and claw the shit out of them.
Christians are constantly asking for prayer in schools to help get today's kids in line, but we beg to differ....

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OPERATION ANIHILATE AMERICA AND ALL JEWS:

Firstly, stop being a jew!