Right dudes and dudettes, time for some shameless self-promotion!

This weekend I'll be on stage with Apex Players performing Travels With My Aunt. It's quite an endearing story with a good combination of humour and drama. Here's the theatre blurb....

Journey with the Apex Players into their community comedy adventure, Travels With My Aunt. Retired bank manager Henry Pulling has lead a rather unadventurous, some would say boring life. That is until Henry meets his Aunt Augusta at his mother's funeral. Life for Henry will never be mundane again as his travels lead him to the most unexpected of places and situations.

It's on this weekend, 24th and 25th April @ 8pm. Call the theatre box office to book tickets - 01236 732 887 or go online www.cumbernauldtheatre.co.uk

Of course all gifts to wish me good luck or break a leg or whatever thespian types do are greatly appreciated. I respond particularly well to blue roses and blue lable vodka Alternatively you can meet me in the bar after the show on either night and by me a drink coz god knows I'll need it!!

Hope to see y'all there!

M xx

Q. Put "[your name] needs" on Google.
A. Mandy needs little introduction

Q. Put "[your name] looks like" on Google.
A. Mandy looks like skater babe

Q. Put "[your name] says" on Google..
A. Mandy says he misled us about Deripaska

Q. Put "[your name] wants" on Google.
A. Mandy wants quiet wedding

Q. Put "[your name] does" on Google.
A. Mandy does Bonnie Hunt (?????)

Q. Put "[your name] hates" on Google.
A. Mandy hates Starbucks

Q. Put "[your name] asks" on Google.
A. Mandy asks fans for comments, questions or shoutouts

Q. Put "[your name] becomes" on Google.
A. Mandy becomes a horse whisperer

Q. Put "[your name] likes" on Google.
A. Mandy likes to mountain climb and dance all night

Q. Put "[your name] eats" on Google.
A. Mandy eats giant gonads

Q. Put "[your name] wears" on Google.
A. Mandy wears Prada

Q. Put "[your name] was arrested for" on Google.
A. Mandy was arrested for possession of drugs

Since I'm bored

1. Full Name: Mandy Edgar
2. Nicknames: Don't think I have any
3. Birthday: 15/12/80
4. Place of Birth: Glasgow
5. Zodiac Sign: Saggitarius
6. Male or Female: Female
7. Year: 2009
8. Univeristy: N/A
9. Occupation: Call centre monkey
10. Residence: Cumbernauld
11. MSN Screen Name: Mandy

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Pink
13. Hair Length: Longish
14. Eye color: Grey
15. Weight: Not telling!
16. Height: 5'4"
17. Braces?: No
18. Glasses?: Yip
19. Piercings: 8
20. Tattoos: 5
21. Righty or Lefty: Lefty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Dunno
23. First Award: Dunno
24. First Sport: Hockey?
25. First pet: Tiki, cat
26. First Real Vacation: Paris
27. First Concert: Dunno
28. First Love: Dunno (Did I mention I had a shit memory?)

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: It changes depending on my mood
30. TV programme: Stargate (the ones with Richard Dean Anderson)
31. Color: Blue
32. Rapper: No idea
33. Band: Linkin Park just now
34. Song Right Now: Taylor Swift - White Horse
35. Friends: Joe, Ruth, Derek (when he's not driving me nuts)
36. Sweet: Haribo
37. Sport to Play: None!
38. Restuarant: Dunno
39. Favorite brand: Dunno
40. Store: Hellfire
41. School Subject: Music
42. Animal: Cat
43. Book: Any discworld
44. Magazine: Don't really read magazines but More at a push
45. Shoes: New Rocks

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Miserable
47. Single or Taken?: Dunno, technically taken but kinda single at the same time?
48. Have a crush: Yes
49. Eating: Nothing?
50. Drinking: Fanta
51. Typing: This!
52. Online?: Yea
53. Listening To: TV
54. Thinking About: See Q47
55. Wanting To: Sleep
56. Watching: South Park
57. Wearing: lol!! Nothing - I'm technically in bed

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Yeah I'd like at least one more
59. Want to be Married?: Yeah
60. Careers in Mind: Not bothered - would love to do the acting thing but it's never gonna happen.
61. Where do you want to live: America
62. Car: Motorbike!

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Not bothered
64. Hair length: Not bothered
65. Eye color: Not bothered
66. Measurments: Don't care
67. Cute or Sexy: Both.
68. Lips or Eyes: Both
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: Not bothere
71. Easygoing or serious: Both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous. Both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Either but prefer having something to snuggle into
74. Sensitive or Loud: Both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Difficult one, would like to be in an exclusive relationship but not looking for anything too serious just now. A step up from just fucking basically
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Both (have you noticed that I'm not fussy?)

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yip
79. Had Alcohol: Hell yeah!
80. Smoked: Yes but didn't continue it
81. Ran Away From Home: Yip
82. Broken a bone: Yes
83. Got an X-ray: Yes
84. Been with someone: Yes
85. Broken Someones Heart: Yes
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yes.

* DO YOU BELIEVE IN *
89. God - Nope
90. Miracles - Yes
91. Love At First sight: Yes
92. Ghosts: Yes
93. Aliens: Yes
94. Soul Mates: Yes
95. Heaven: No
96. Hell: No
97. Angels: No
98. Kissing on The First Date: Yes
99. Horoscopes: No but they're fun to read

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? lol!! So far yes but I'm working on it!