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  • Membre depuis: April 2006
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À propos de moi
There is an idea of a Jane Major; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there

*JAM* , well lets see...

The differences between myself and a mad man are that i am neither mad nor a man


Don't be so humble,you're not that great.
You might be one of those people who are enormously improved by death

<<<NoPeS
YuPs>>>>

*It's what we do, It's who we be*
............
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Monika Tea

Monika Tea

....cos when you get old your brain goes wrinkly

♥Music♥
Bita this, bita that. . . . . . .everyTHANG
R.I.P Michael Jackson.
===M to the S to the N===
jane.shnoozle@hotmail.co.uk
{{{Top friends thingy}}}...
not completely in order....yanooo?
~Mr Bubby~
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    • ***MEMORIES***


      Leave one memory of you and me together... It doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, just anything you remember. :D

      3 commentaires 359 jours

    • Janey Pie- Written By Monika Mulligan

      My name is Jane
      I am not plain
      I laugh and giggle all day
      when i walk you can hear me fart
      as i walk away.
      I have a shnoozle
      I say famboozle
      I orgasm alot
      and my shnoozle contains no snot.
      don't be fooled
      you will be ruled
      by my dominant freakishness
      i don't smoke cannibus
      cos i a m too cool
      plus my mother would kill me.
      my hair is a healthy green
      please don't be mean
      I like the colour purple
      I will always be a nurple
      I like to be nice
      to your life I am the spice
      When you are mad don't be angry
      just smile and be glad you are around me
      For I am Janey
      The powerful and mighty
      I will make you laugh
      as you think of me while having a bath
      as you wash your smelly feet
      or get fat as you eat.
      I wrote about Monika
      she can't really eat chicken tika
      It kinda makes her sick
      and she hasn't tried paprika
      Monika is quite thick
      I am too kind
      so be kind back if you don't mind.
      I dream of making and eating cheese soup
      when will probably taste like poop
      but don't burst my bubble
      or you'll be in trouble
      cos i'll eat your face
      i won't be a disgrace
      cos your face ain't great
      suck it up mate
      i am going to be rich
      not for being a witch
      but for being talented and smart
      and very good at art
      I'm a wizzard at piano
      though not too good at origamo
      I think that's the paper thing from Japan
      but then again I'm not a man.
      So this is me
      perfect Janey
      when it's rainy
      i will make you smile
      and not just for a while
      but for a long time
      cos i am mighty fine
      I will always make you happy
      you're so lucky you know me
      Amen




      Monika. M. Productions
      *not available in your face*


      My FAVOURITEST POEM E-V-E-R!
      Millions and millions of thankyous and spankyous to the wonderful recently ginger, the one and only...Monika!

      :D

      1 commentaire 939 jours

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    Are you scared of creepy creatures?: spiders, moths, greasy people...YES :D
    Are you scared of cockroaches?: eugh
    Do you get scared in the dark?: lol nopesies
    What is your favorite day of the week?: Saturday <3
    Your dream car: emm...a NICE one! ha :P
    Your dream vacation: Austraila/Hawai/Switzerland
    In your next birth, you would love to be: me. except better lol
    In your past birth, you must have been: a blond
    Your favorite pizza topping is: me no likey pizza
    How many kids do you want to have?: About 3
    Last TV channel you watched: TV's broke :( probs ITV2
    What are you wearing right now?: school uniform...oh dear :O
    What do you wear at night in bed?: depends on the weather! ha
    Your favorite toy in childhood: my doll Rosie =)
    How many teeth do you have?: 29...that can't be right :O really?
    When did you last visit the dentist?: aboot 2 years ago
    Which toothpaste do you use?: collgate :D
    Your preferred toilet paper brand: Andrex? lol
    Three things you can: as in objects...phone, iPod, shampoo? :L
    If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be: Dazzy :D hehe
    Your dream celebrity date: Ashton Kutcher...yum
    Do you believe in aliens?: nopes
    Do you believe in ghosts and such?: kinda, yeh!
    Favorite cocktail: not really into cocktailios
    Favorite fruit: ahh so many...kiwi/orange/banana/strawberry etc
    Favorite flower: Lilly
    Have you puked at a party?: nopes :) *touch wood*
    You would love to get a tattoo done on your: lower back or hip
    Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: haven't we all =)
    Do you cry easily?: if i have reason to
    Do you swear a lot?: i don't think so
    Favorite body part in the opposite sex: face or chest/belly(6pack)
    Corniest pickup line used by you on someone: i just use my originality ;) ha
    Corniest pickup line someone used on you: are your parents astronauts?cos they put the stars in your eyes
    What: just....JANE (or jam :))
    What: JAM? teabag head (deyna) janey
    Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?: not that i can think of
    The food you hate to eat: mcDonalds >:(
    Your favorite breakfast cereal: emm....minibix
    Do you have any pets?: About 5 cats, not sure
    If yes, describe your pets: stoopid, ugly, annoying
    Which is your favorite holiday?: Paris/ Spain
    Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?: not that i can't remember shtuff :)
    Ever been in a car accident?: A minor one
    The boy band you secretly listen to: McFly haha
    The body part you would love to get pierced: bellybutton
    When did you last diet to lose weight?: meh meh meh
    What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: brush my teeths
    Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: haaaa...noooooo
    Are you in love with someone these days?: Yes :) *DAZzy*
    Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?: lol ehhhhhhh
    Has anyone slapped you on the face?: not yet
    What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?: black and pink
    Which is your favorite underwear brand?: Anne summers ;)
    What is your favorite denim brand?: R & B
    If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be: em em, i aint too sure tbh
    Your first cell phone was: a sagem something or other
    Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?: depends who im talking to i spose, innit!
    Are you a sensitive person?: at times i spose
    Would you go for a one night stand?: haha
    The romantic movie you like most: aw crap, i can't think. titanic? nah
    The action movie you like most: the Italian job
    Do you believe in heaven and hell?: aspects of it
    Which is your most memorable trip with friends?: P.A trip or Belfast trips. Newtownards!! haa, good times
    Which newspaper do you read daily?: none, zilch...ever
    The magazines you like to read: i don't go for a specific one
    Your first job was: stilll to come
    Did you have a best friend in school?: still in school! and yes :D
    Which email service do you use most?: msn?
    Have you ever walked to save money?: too far to walk anywhere fm my house
    Where do you shop for clothes?: bits & bobs frm everywhere!
    What was your pocket money as a kid?: money when i did chores
    Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?: yeps! and i do :D
    Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?: they get annoying towards the end
    If yes, do you have too much free time?: not really tbh. kinda. depends on the sitch!
    One memory you wish you could erase: hmm, hard to pick
    Any sport, you are really good at: haaaaaaaa....nuff said
    In your purse, you keep a photo of: money?
    Do you take any medicine daily?: im MEANT to...oops
    Have you ever lied about your age?: every saturday night :L
    The last person you kissed was: Dazzy :)
    The last country you visited: England
    Do you need music while you are studying?: nopes nopes, its nice though
    A song you loved as a kid: reach for the stars- Sclub7
    Any kiddie song you still remember: Barney the ledgeeee
    Habits you hate in others: lying.
    On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?: it's a bit stooooopid
    One habit of yours, you wish you could change?: eating chocolate ha
    Do you brush twice a day?: twice or thrice
    How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?: about 40 mins
    Are you a day person or a night person?: both...depends on the day just
    Your favorite cartoon character: cow from cow & chicken
    Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?: probably!
    Any word or sentence you repeat often: Sorta thing, that's kinda funny actually, what
    Describe your computer monitor: black, in the way of my leg, useful :D
    One book you are dying to read: i don't read
    One movie you are dying to see: Slumdog...wana see what the fuss is about
    One music album you are dying to hear: not dying to, but would like to hear the new greenday one
    How much time did you take to complete this survey?: too dang tootin long
    Don: i really do

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    • Darren Mccaffrey
      Darren Mccaffrey

      i love u jane :)

      Il y a 4 semaines
    • Maia Bisson
      Maia Bisson

      my mom and dad aren't in forclosure anymore after reading http://www7502.3news.org.thecitychro... thank heavens

      Il y a 5 semaines
    • Darren Mccaffrey
      luv Darren Mccaffrey

      your takin a piccy

      Il y a 6 semaines
    • Darren Mccaffrey
      Darren Mccaffrey

      :)

      Il y a 10 semaines
    • Monika Tea
      luv Monika Tea

      X

      Il y a 11 semaines
    • Darren Mccaffrey
      Darren Mccaffrey

      :D we sure did

      Il y a 12 semaines
    • Monika Tea
      luv Monika Tea

      marry me

      not daz

      i've known you longer

      i'll never leave you

      i can name all your pets from experience

      i remember your bedroom as a bathroom

      .......you know my anger face
      heck you know ALL my faces!
      ESPECIALLY unintentiomal sarcasm

      X

      Il y a 14 semaines
    • Monika Tea
      Monika Tea

      there's a long saussage in my pocket.....

      X

      Il y a 14 semaines
    • Rebecca
      luv Rebecca

      ill see you friday yes!? at this gig?
      i think aideen wants to go now too, ill put her name down on the bands bebo page :)

      but yeah this sat shall be funnnnnn! :D hehe
      im good yeah! just hangin about yano haha

      oooh! did you get your dress in this fancy shop that does formal clothes? cos i got the dress i wore to the debs last year there in omagh. its a good place!
      what colour is your dress then?

      summer has been nice! best way to sum it up. been busy some weeks, not so much others and ive done lots of stuff so tis all good!
      exam results next thurs :O :O :O :O
      aparently tho level 7 is gonna be open thurs night! :D

      xxxxxxxx

      Il y a 15 semaines
    • Monika Tea
      luv Monika Tea

      janet, i love ye from the tip of my brow to the hair on my balls

      X

      Il y a 15 semaines
    • Deyna
      Deyna

      You speak wise words my lovely!! Enniskillen better beware now we're hitting town! :L

      Canne wait!!!! :D


      xxxxxxxx

      Il y a 15 semaines
    • The Gatsbees
      The Gatsbees

      Filth Presents

      Knights of Leon

      Kings of Leon Tribute Act

      +support

      The Gatsbees

      28th August I.N.F Omagh

      £10 at the door
      £7 ticket

      Tickets available from band members

      Il y a 15 semaines
    • Let's Go Zero
      Let's Go Zero

      14th August gig in omagh
      Top of the Town
      lookin for ppl for a bus just like last time if ur interested leave ur name on our bebo or get in touch by wednesday
      tell all ur friends please!!!
      we need numbers asap

      Il y a 15 semaines
    • Seymour Edward Demetrius Major Junior
      Seymour Edward Demetrius Major Junior

      Yo smelly, wassup? Greetings from Spain! Hows work? Are they missing me like mad? :) lol Much craico at home?

      Il y a 15 semaines
    • Deyna
      luv Deyna

      Be Chiiiiiiiiiiill... always ;)

      Il y a 15 semaines
    • Rebecca
      Rebecca

      jane!
      havnet seen or heard from ya in aggggges! :(

      you didnt come out last night! nika said you were gonna.

      so how're you? having a good summer? :) xxxxxx

      Il y a 16 semaines
    • Deyna
      luv Deyna

      I love you more

      Il y a 16 semaines
    • Darren Mccaffrey
      Darren Mccaffrey

      i love you

      Il y a 17 semaines
    • Emjo Lavellezo
      luv Emjo Lavellezo

      Ok? That makes me feel slightly better, eemm lets see now? Hmm, me, you and daz were walkn through skea then he said you and jane should go shopping and i was like ok? Then me and you were walking through erneside and we were in clinton cards for ages and that was it :L what a shit dream, im such a loser :L i bet the other dreams you were in were more interesting like lol Ox

      Il y a 17 semaines
    • Emjo Lavellezo
      Emjo Lavellezo

      You were in my dream last night, how weird is that :L Xo

      Il y a 18 semaines